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  1. 03-17-08 07:53 PM #1
    imgv94
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    Arrow I will put battery acid in both my eyes, cut off my pinky and eat feces if this loses

    This is the lock of all locks..

    The master lock, if this loses I will put battery acid in both eyes not just one. cut off my pinky finger and eat a BIG BOWL of feces if this loses..


    UCLA ML -30000 this Thursday

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  2. 03-17-08 07:56 PM #2
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    Get that Shit bro...I will drop a couple units on it.
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  3. 03-17-08 07:56 PM #3
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    Id switch out 2 and 3,,,dont want to get blood in your bowl o feces
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  4. 03-17-08 07:59 PM #4
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    i don't know how can you lose...other than the ucla team bus fell of the bridge.
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  5. 03-17-08 07:59 PM #5
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    Cash that phuckah, pal! You big kok you!
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  6. 03-17-08 07:59 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Get that Shit bro...I will drop a couple units on it.
    Bet it all. If it loses we can commit suicide together..
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  7. 03-17-08 08:00 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by imgv94 View Post
    Bet it all. If it loses we can commit suicide together..
    Now THAT`s confidence, pal! YEAH!
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  8. 03-17-08 08:01 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by imgv94 View Post
    Bet it all. If it loses we can commit suicide together..
    I really hope you are joking about suicide. I lost my best friend to suicide when I was 18 years old. Not a laughing matter, but I do hope you win your bet.
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  9. 03-17-08 08:03 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by austintx05 View Post
    I really hope you are joking about suicide. I lost my best friend to suicide when I was 18 years old. Not a laughing matter, but I do hope you win your bet.

    SBR has 8,900 members and I think it's a safe bet that 8,899 would of known it was a joke.
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  10. 03-17-08 08:09 PM #10
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    how many units are you putting on this play?
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  11. 03-17-08 08:10 PM #11
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    If he has even half a sack he`ll go all in!
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  12. 03-17-08 08:11 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by imgv94 View Post
    SBR has 8,900 members and I think it's a safe bet that 8,899 would of known it was a joke.
    that's fine if you intended it to be a joke, but understand how it could be taken.
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  13. 03-17-08 08:15 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFresh View Post
    how many units are you putting on this play?
    Every dime I have 100 units.. I have an appointment to give blood tomorrow, plus I'm going to coin machine in the grocery to cash in all my loose change mostly pennies. Planning on doing some panhandling later on today and tomorrow too so I can wager more on this lock.
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  14. 03-17-08 08:17 PM #14
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    Yeah i would put my whole bank roll on this as well. I think i might add them with Stanford or kansas.
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  15. 03-17-08 08:22 PM #15
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    Cash this bro...imagine if the other team scores the first like 6 points haha i would just be shitting myself - but that wont happen ima put some on this too - lets cash it boiiii
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  16. 03-17-08 08:23 PM #16
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    how much can you possibly bet to make some decent money with this ML?? I mean you bet 10 grand and you win 33 bucks...a million bucks wins you $3,333...why not parlay it with unc ?
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  17. 03-17-08 08:25 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by YoungMoney23 View Post
    Cash this bro...imagine if the other team scores the first like 6 points haha i would just be shitting myself - but that wont happen ima put some on this too - lets cash it boiiii
    start watching the game around 4th quarter. if the score is tied by then...start making a noose
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  18. 03-17-08 08:29 PM #18
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    battery acid is ready

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  19. 03-17-08 10:05 PM #19
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    haha
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  20. 03-17-08 10:17 PM #20
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    $30,000 To Win A $100
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  21. 03-17-08 10:21 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by INVEGA MAN View Post
    $30,000 To Win A $100


    Risk isn't worth the reward.
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  22. 03-17-08 10:22 PM #22
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    i think i'll pretend to be a wall-street firm and borrow 30 billion dollars from the FED to bet on this.
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  23. 03-17-08 10:26 PM #23
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    OK, time to put my $5 on the dog..LoL
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  24. 03-17-08 10:33 PM #24
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    LOL.... i agree with you gv, this is the most lock of a play i have ever seen, but on a serious note....

    stop and think about this for a sec bro, what does this bet gain you???

    0.00001 unit? c'mon man, it isn't even worth the time, and tying up your roll for the most minimal gain....

    you can use your roll on other very solid first round games to make 5 to 10 full units.... why forgo that opportunity to make a sure sliver of a unit?
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  25. 03-17-08 10:35 PM #25
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    ok, i am an idiot for taking you serious....

    i just ran the numbers on it and based on a 1000 dollar roll, this bet would earn $3.33, there is no way you are placing this bet
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  26. 03-17-08 10:41 PM #26
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    IMGV,

    what do you think of a ml parlay with all 1-2 seeds...8 teams??
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  27. 03-17-08 11:00 PM #27
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    just did it, used 25$, got around 15ish..... bet 25 to win 15.6 (I also added Xavier as well)....so not necessarily a bad bet....
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  28. 03-17-08 11:04 PM #28
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    in the past 23 years, no 1 seed has ever lost and a 2 sedd has only lost twice, i would say a play with all 1 and 2 seeds is as much as a lock that exists in sports betting
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  29. 03-17-08 11:07 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiamiBoy86 View Post
    just did it, used 25$, got around 15ish..... bet 25 to win 15.6 (I also added Xavier as well)....so not necessarily a bad bet....

    add pitt and lou .....
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  30. 03-17-08 11:24 PM #30
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    I see absolutely no upside to that play. Its quite foolish if you ask me. Yeah a 1 seed has never lost to a 16 before... There's a first time for everything. I hope you cash it though if you do play it but I'd much rather risk 1 unit ATS than my entire roll to win the exact same amount. There are a lot other sides and totals that have much greater upside than this play....
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  31. 03-17-08 11:42 PM #31
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    Monkeyfocker IMGV started this as a joke thread....due to some other bet the farm picks that were posted.
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  32. 03-17-08 11:47 PM #32
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    Ahh heh. Guess I missed that one. I was really scratching my head there for a minute. Was about to offer to book it myself...
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  33. 03-17-08 11:52 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyF0cker View Post
    Ahh heh. Guess I missed that one. I was really scratching my head there for a minute. Was about to offer to book it myself...

    I am sure that it caught a bunch of people off guard.
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  34. 03-18-08 12:32 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestsidePete View Post
    IMGV,

    what do you think of a ml parlay with all 1-2 seeds...8 teams??
    -607 on that

    my "real" plays will be posted in the Thursday & Friday ML parlay thread bud..
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  35. 03-18-08 03:03 PM #35
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    UCLA almost lost to Cal, im more comfortable betting my house of UNC (starts singing the apprentice theme song.)
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