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    Default Worst thing a Wife/GF has ever made you live through?

    One of my gfs demanded that we watch every episode of sex in the city which was bad, but another made me watch 'big brother' after hours on some channel in the 200s. the people did nothing and if i made a sarcastic comment about how awful it was the girl would curse at me and tell me that she doesn't fuck every guy at her work so i shouldn't complain. needless to say, the relationship didn't last much longer.

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    I have never had a wife or a girlfriend, so I guess I can't comment.

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    Broadway plays, these 3 stick out , but I hate all of them, Lion King, Smokey Joes Cafe, and Saturday Night Fever seemed worse than some of the others. Thankfully we dont travel to NYC as much as we used to.

    later

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    Menopause.

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    LOL, Willie!

    I don't have a wife or a GF, but my ex BF made me spend our whole day at Block Island on a friggin moped. Did I mention that I am petrified of all things bike-like? Yeah, he didn't care. Dick. OR there was the time that same guy made me go to the movies with him even though he knew I had a sinus infection. I fell asleep. He was MAD.

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    I had an ex-boyfriend who used to drag me through antique shops and secondhand stores ... uhhhggg! I hate looking at other people's old junk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    I had an ex-boyfriend who used to drag me through antique shops and secondhand stores ... uhhhggg! I hate looking at other people's old junk!
    Thats something a gay man would do. Just so you know. Not saying he was gay or anything.....not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    We have been to the Met twice now to see operas. The first one LaBohemme I think, pronounced La Boring, and the other one was Carmen. Not only did it suck for me, I had to shell out big $$ for the tickets and transportation. The worst movie is a toss up between Pride and Prejudice, or The Lord of the rings.

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    Thats so funnny...I had to do the whole "sex and the city" thing too...Every episode.....Misery

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    Tricked me into going to a Campus Crusade for Christ ritual. After this I realized that Trix are for kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mofome View Post
    One of my gfs demanded that we watch every episode of sex in the city which was bad, but another made me watch 'big brother' after hours on some channel in the 200s. the people did nothing and if i made a sarcastic comment about how awful it was the girl would curse at me and tell me that she doesn't fuck every guy at her work so i shouldn't complain. needless to say, the relationship didn't last much longer.
    I don't mind watching shows that I normally wouldn't watch with a girl but if she got mad when I did jokes it definitely wouldn't work. **** em if they can't take a joke.

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    the clap

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    Jokes are all well and good...but I will not tolerate anyone mocking FRIENDS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by capitalist pig View Post
    Broadway plays, these 3 stick out , but I hate all of them, Lion King, Smokey Joes Cafe, and Saturday Night Fever seemed worse than some of the others. Thankfully we dont travel to NYC as much as we used to.

    later
    I wouldn't have made it past the first one....Thats commitment man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    the clap


    you should have listened to Jimmy Doogan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    the clap
    Gonorrhea is nothing to about!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mofome View Post
    you should have listened to Jimmy Doogan.
    back in them days everybody was bangin' everybody and weren't nobody wearin raincoats.....truth be told gettin tested fer the clap was way more traumatic than actually havin the clap

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    back in them days everybody was bangin' everybody and weren't nobody wearin raincoats.....truth be told gettin tested fer the clap was way more traumatic than actually havin the clap

    always, and i mean always, avoid the clap my friend.


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    My ex used to make me watch Alley ** Biel with her.Come on,that beats all the rest here.hehe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    We have been to the Met twice now to see operas. The first one LaBohemme I think, pronounced La Boring, and the other one was Carmen. Not only did it suck for me, I had to shell out big $$ for the tickets and transportation. The worst movie is a toss up between Pride and Prejudice, or The Lord of the rings.
    Lord of the rings was terrible?

    Wow, if you went to it you should have known what to expect... your bashing LOTR... Not that I'm a DnD freak or must play my online game instead of going to work freak, but those movies were pretty good I thought... and I'm not even into that stuff.

    Shit now that I think about it I made a kid in high school for throwing his dice down the hall... I guess they were marbled...or something... and weighted. I got a 3 day out of school for it, the kid was crying to the principal...man that was funny/bad.

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    Actually my gf said she hated 24... made me watch 7 seasons of friends... That's bad... 7 seasons...then she put season 1 of 24 in and got hooked... I now own season 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 is on ebay waiting for the auction to end...

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    I bought two nice tvs. One in the living room and the other in our bedroom. That way, she wont mind watching alone in the bedroom. She has a nice tv and I have a nice tv and the laptop in the living room. But she will make me watch "One Tree Hill" every now and then.

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    Had one gf who would only give a bj if you wrapped it in saran wrap. beat that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purecarnagge View Post
    Actually my gf said she hated 24... made me watch 7 seasons of friends... That's bad... 7 seasons...then she put season 1 of 24 in and got hooked... I now own season 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 is on ebay waiting for the auction to end...
    I would have made you watch all 10!

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    Quote Originally Posted by picantel View Post
    Had one gf who would only give a bj if you wrapped it in saran wrap. beat that.





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    Swede, your new avatar is cracking me up. I think that eye of yours is breaking free and demanding new territory.

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    The red eye in my St. Pat's pics is out of control. I actually may need to call in a photoshop favor on a couple.

    Don't I sing PRETTY?!

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    I am just jealous that you can go out St. Pattys night and still make it to work the next day. Enjoy that while it lasts.

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    Caught my ex in bed with another guy!

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    The Donkey made me watch U of Tenn. football games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I am just jealous that you can go out St. Pattys night and still make it to work the next day. Enjoy that while it lasts.
    Oh no, I went out the PARADE night. It was Saturday. Being one of the most Irish towns in the country, Newport celebrates St. Patty's when we feel like it!

    And I was HURT on Sunday. Just got my voice back...kinda.

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    This was my fault, but I bought my wife this cruise where this pianist named Jim Brickman was playing and the cruise included all the concerts etc (it was a valentines cruise).....She let me play poker every night until they shut down the table and let me do what I wanted during the day, but the concerts at night were a killer....By the way I had to do this two years in a row....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rugbybdyb View Post
    This was my fault, but I bought my wife this cruise where this pianist named Jim Brickman was playing and the cruise included all the concerts etc (it was a valentines cruise).....She let me play poker every night until they shut down the table and let me do what I wanted during the day, but the concerts at night were a killer....By the way I had to do this two years in a row....
    I would kill to go on one of those cruises. I love Jim Brickman.

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