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Old 03-16-08, 06:06 PM   #1
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Default Phuck me! I'm barreled Phucken in!

Unphuckenreal, boys! Was up big on the weekend and made a few bad monster bets today (one on on Miami to cover the first quarter spread vs Dallas) and got Royally PHUCKED! I already had to call my boss and ask for my job back, phucken embarrassing! he said I could start tomorrow but I had to be beg him for a Tuesday start as i'll be chasing all day tonight and tomorrow and need to be focused solely on capping.

You know what I'm doing right now, boyz? Just finsihed whackin' off to phucken TV Guide (the poor man's porn) and I'm drinking a generic cola. PHUCK! Amazing how fast the shit can shift on you in this game. Flying HIGH one minute and phucken buried the next! Got $2600 to play with tonight and tomorrow and need to get back to 12k to be where I was at the start of the day. Phuck me!
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Old 03-16-08, 06:08 PM   #2
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What is troubling is I keep hearing more and more of these tragic stories here.
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Old 03-16-08, 06:10 PM   #3
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Old 03-16-08, 06:13 PM   #4
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Buzzy, all in tilt. Just do it.
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Old 03-16-08, 06:13 PM   #5
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At least pick up a few free victoria secret mags......maybe even a sears catalog and go to the lingerie section, but TV guide....my god, I hope it was not the section with the Golden Girls, but who am I to judge what turns another man on.
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Old 03-16-08, 06:13 PM   #6
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Buzzy slow and sure...find some value instead of chasing away the $2600 you have remaining
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Old 03-16-08, 06:15 PM   #7
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every bet nomatter how pissed,or how good a play,or what kind of run your on should of been about $75[w/12k bankroll],what the hell happend BUZZY

even if you had 3 40% weeks which by then you would of reduced your units size untill you get back to 55% on 75+ bets



you had it made son but POOR management of money has you working for the man again
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Old 03-16-08, 06:16 PM   #8
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750 parlay to win 12k.

Raptors ML
Under 227 denver/Seattle
Edmonton Oilers ML
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Old 03-16-08, 06:16 PM   #9
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Chase ! Chase ! Chase!
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Old 03-16-08, 06:22 PM   #10
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750 parlay to win 12k.

Raptors ML
Under 227 denver/Seattle
Edmonton Oilers ML
We gotta rally this Phucker in for BUZZY tonight, boyz! Come on! help me out, boyz! Buzzy need a winner!

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Old 03-16-08, 06:24 PM   #11
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Buzzy, who you got on the handball card tonight? We may need to pull a late night chase race.
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Old 03-16-08, 06:24 PM   #12
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That's a waste of $750, just like most of the rest of your supposed money.

How you've ever won a nickel is beyond me.
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Damn it Buzzy...I am on the Kings -4. You still have your Apple Sauce ML Parlay to bound your bookies ass!
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Old 03-16-08, 06:25 PM   #14
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buzzy..2 words for you....japan soccer

GL TONITE!!!
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Old 03-16-08, 06:25 PM   #15
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BOT, need the parlay I posted in NCAA room to come in and then I'll only be down 7k. Come on!
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That's a waste of $750, just like most of the rest of your supposed money.

How you've ever won a nickel is beyond me.
You're a class act aren't you, you phuck! Kickin' a man when he's down!
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GL TONITE!!!
Petey, hopefully I won't need any handball or soccer. let's get the two parlays and end the night HOT!
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Old 03-16-08, 06:27 PM   #18
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Old 03-16-08, 06:28 PM   #19
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Phuck off, kok!

Buzzy makes patented webber video whack off gesture!
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Buzzy don't let him get to ya...you need to focus on this Shit and find some value instead of chasing.
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Old 03-16-08, 06:29 PM   #21
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Ok, diogee, 1850 cash left and if cavs hold on to win that will ad 5k cash and bring cash total to 6850. Go Cleveland!
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Ok, cavs pulling away. i'm starting to feel it now. I can feel it!!!!

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Buzzy I need the ML to finish out a parlay as well...I also have Cha +8. These phucks need to slow down though because I have under 195 as well. Time for someone to come in here and tell me that the over was the play the whole time
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Buzzy I need the ML to finish out a parlay as well...I also have Cha +8. These phucks need to slow down though because I have under 195 as well. Time for someone to come in here and tell me that the over was the play the whole time
The over was the play the whole time as I am on the under as well.
Happy now?
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Under was the play. Cleveland's offense outside of LeBron is utter dogsh!t. Big Ben: 0 points, 0 assists, 10 rebounds - awesome PF production.
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Buzzy, UNC robbed us today...I'm hurting here too big guy...Buzzy youre the best around nothin gonna ever keep you down... Wait till the last seconds and go pull a crane kick on those motherfu**ers!!! Worked for Danny Laruso....I cant stop playing that video....I got it blarin...jumpin up and down and kickin shit......
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The over was the play the whole time as I am on the under as well.
Happy now?
They need to slow up a little bit bud...I was referring to someone that pulled that Shit on me earlier on the LAL/Hou when I had the over and the Rockets died in the 3rd.
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Clev by 10! Hold this lead and let Mr. 4th Q widen it, boyz!
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I've got hawks -1

parlay of hawks/cavs ml

teaser of cavs -3/hawks +4

hawks +1 sec h
mavs -94.5 sec h

here's my buzzy play

3 team parlay
nuggets over 227
kings over 212
edm/sj under 5 goals

50 to win 350
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Under was the play. Cleveland's offense outside of LeBron is utter dogsh!t. Big Ben: 0 points, 0 assists, 10 rebounds - awesome PF production.
Glad you agree this time
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Buzzy, UNC robbed us today...I'm hurting here too big guy...Buzzy youre the best around nothin gonna ever keep you down... Wait till the last seconds and go pull a crane kick on those motherfu**ers!!! Worked for Danny Laruso....I cant stop playing that video....I got it blarin...jumpin up and down and kickin shit......
same here. It's on max volume and I keep repeating it! I'm PHUCKEN PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I locked in over 211 on the Kings game this morning for 1.5 units...lets cash it WSP
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Try to be best
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And a man’s gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed

Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own

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You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
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Try to be best
‘Cause you’re only a man
And a man’s gotta learn to take it

Try to believe
Though the going gets rough
That you gotta hang tough to make it

History repeats itself
Try and you’ll succeed

Never doubt that you’re the one
And you can have your dreams!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til the end
Cause your life will depend
On the strength that you have inside you

Ah you gotta be proud
starin’ out in the cloud
When the odds in the game defy you

Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own

INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

Fight ‘til you drop
never stop
can’t give up
Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
Listen to that sound
A little bit of all you got
Can never bring you down

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!

Nothing's gonna EVER keep Ya DOWN!
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here's my buzzy play

3 team parlay
nuggets over 227
kings over 212
edm/sj under 5 goals

50 to win 350
Now that's solid. Not sold on two of the plays, but they all have a good chance.
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