View New Posts
123
  1. #1

    Default Phuck me! I'm barreled Phucken in!

    Unphuckenreal, boys! Was up big on the weekend and made a few bad monster bets today (one on on Miami to cover the first quarter spread vs Dallas) and got Royally PHUCKED! I already had to call my boss and ask for my job back, phucken embarrassing! he said I could start tomorrow but I had to be beg him for a Tuesday start as i'll be chasing all day tonight and tomorrow and need to be focused solely on capping.

    You know what I'm doing right now, boyz? Just finsihed whackin' off to phucken TV Guide (the poor man's porn) and I'm drinking a generic cola. PHUCK! Amazing how fast the shit can shift on you in this game. Flying HIGH one minute and phucken buried the next! Got $2600 to play with tonight and tomorrow and need to get back to 12k to be where I was at the start of the day. Phuck me!

  2. #2

    Default

    What is troubling is I keep hearing more and more of these tragic stories here.

    SBR Founder Join Date: 7/20/2005


  3. #3

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by buztah View Post
    Unphuckenreal, Just finsihed whackin' off to phucken TV Guide



  4. #4
    Deuce's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-12-08
    Posts: 22,998
    SBR Points: 110
    Message Me

    Default

    Buzzy, all in tilt. Just do it.
    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 05/17/2012

    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 05/24/2012


  5. #5

    Default

    At least pick up a few free victoria secret mags......maybe even a sears catalog and go to the lingerie section, but TV guide....my god, I hope it was not the section with the Golden Girls, but who am I to judge what turns another man on.

  6. #6

    Default

    Buzzy slow and sure...find some value instead of chasing away the $2600 you have remaining

  7. #7

    Default

    every bet nomatter how pissed,or how good a play,or what kind of run your on should of been about $75[w/12k bankroll],what the hell happend BUZZY

    even if you had 3 40% weeks which by then you would of reduced your units size untill you get back to 55% on 75+ bets



    you had it made son but POOR management of money has you working for the man again

  8. #8

    Default

    750 parlay to win 12k.

    Raptors ML
    Under 227 denver/Seattle
    Edmonton Oilers ML

  9. #9

  10. #10

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by buztah View Post
    750 parlay to win 12k.

    Raptors ML
    Under 227 denver/Seattle
    Edmonton Oilers ML
    We gotta rally this Phucker in for BUZZY tonight, boyz! Come on! help me out, boyz! Buzzy need a winner!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4AbEWpAjxY

  11. #11

    Default

    Buzzy, who you got on the handball card tonight? We may need to pull a late night chase race.

  12. #12

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by buztah View Post
    750 parlay to win 12k.

    Raptors ML
    Under 227 denver/Seattle
    Edmonton Oilers ML
    That's a waste of $750, just like most of the rest of your supposed money.

    How you've ever won a nickel is beyond me.

  13. #13

    Default

    Damn it Buzzy...I am on the Kings -4. You still have your Apple Sauce ML Parlay to bound your bookies ass!

  14. #14

  15. #15

    Default

    BOT, need the parlay I posted in NCAA room to come in and then I'll only be down 7k. Come on!

  16. #16

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndham View Post
    That's a waste of $750, just like most of the rest of your supposed money.

    How you've ever won a nickel is beyond me.
    You're a class act aren't you, you phuck! Kickin' a man when he's down!

  17. #17

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by WestsidePete View Post
    buzzy..2 words for you....japan soccer

    GL TONITE!!!
    Petey, hopefully I won't need any handball or soccer. let's get the two parlays and end the night HOT!

  18. #18

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by buztah View Post
    You're a class act aren't you, you phuck!
    P.K.B.

  19. #19

    Default

    Phuck off, kok!

    Buzzy makes patented webber video whack off gesture!

  20. #20

    Default

    Buzzy don't let him get to ya...you need to focus on this Shit and find some value instead of chasing.

  21. #21

    Default

    Ok, diogee, 1850 cash left and if cavs hold on to win that will ad 5k cash and bring cash total to 6850. Go Cleveland!

  22. #22

  23. #23

    Default

    Buzzy I need the ML to finish out a parlay as well...I also have Cha +8. These phucks need to slow down though because I have under 195 as well. Time for someone to come in here and tell me that the over was the play the whole time

  24. #24

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Buzzy I need the ML to finish out a parlay as well...I also have Cha +8. These phucks need to slow down though because I have under 195 as well. Time for someone to come in here and tell me that the over was the play the whole time
    The over was the play the whole time as I am on the under as well.
    Happy now?

  25. #25

    Default

    Under was the play. Cleveland's offense outside of LeBron is utter dogsh!t. Big Ben: 0 points, 0 assists, 10 rebounds - awesome PF production.

  26. #26

    Default

    Buzzy, UNC robbed us today...I'm hurting here too big guy...Buzzy youre the best around nothin gonna ever keep you down... Wait till the last seconds and go pull a crane kick on those motherfu**ers!!! Worked for Danny Laruso....I cant stop playing that video....I got it blarin...jumpin up and down and kickin shit......

  27. #27

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BigOrangeTitans View Post
    The over was the play the whole time as I am on the under as well.
    Happy now?
    They need to slow up a little bit bud...I was referring to someone that pulled that Shit on me earlier on the LAL/Hou when I had the over and the Rockets died in the 3rd.

  28. #28

    Default

    Clev by 10! Hold this lead and let Mr. 4th Q widen it, boyz!

  29. #29

    Default

    I've got hawks -1

    parlay of hawks/cavs ml

    teaser of cavs -3/hawks +4

    hawks +1 sec h
    mavs -94.5 sec h

    here's my buzzy play

    3 team parlay
    nuggets over 227
    kings over 212
    edm/sj under 5 goals

    50 to win 350

  30. #30

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Wyndham View Post
    Under was the play. Cleveland's offense outside of LeBron is utter dogsh!t. Big Ben: 0 points, 0 assists, 10 rebounds - awesome PF production.
    Glad you agree this time

  31. #31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by awhitejackson View Post
    Buzzy, UNC robbed us today...I'm hurting here too big guy...Buzzy youre the best around nothin gonna ever keep you down... Wait till the last seconds and go pull a crane kick on those motherfu**ers!!! Worked for Danny Laruso....I cant stop playing that video....I got it blarin...jumpin up and down and kickin shit......
    same here. It's on max volume and I keep repeating it! I'm PHUCKEN PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  32. #32

    Default

    I locked in over 211 on the Kings game this morning for 1.5 units...lets cash it WSP

  33. #33

    Default

    Try to be best
    ‘Cause you’re only a man
    And a man’s gotta learn to take it

    Try to believe
    Though the going gets rough
    That you gotta hang tough to make it

    History repeats itself
    Try and you’ll succeed

    Never doubt that you’re the one
    And you can have your dreams!

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

    Fight ‘til the end
    Cause your life will depend
    On the strength that you have inside you

    Ah you gotta be proud
    starin’ out in the cloud
    When the odds in the game defy you

    Try your best to win them all
    and one day time will tell
    when you’re the one that’s standing there
    you’ll reach the final bell!

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own

    INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

    Fight ‘til you drop
    never stop
    can’t give up
    Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
    you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
    Listen to that sound
    A little bit of all you got
    Can never bring you down

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!

  34. #34

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by awhitejackson View Post
    Try to be best
    ‘Cause you’re only a man
    And a man’s gotta learn to take it

    Try to believe
    Though the going gets rough
    That you gotta hang tough to make it

    History repeats itself
    Try and you’ll succeed

    Never doubt that you’re the one
    And you can have your dreams!

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

    Fight ‘til the end
    Cause your life will depend
    On the strength that you have inside you

    Ah you gotta be proud
    starin’ out in the cloud
    When the odds in the game defy you

    Try your best to win them all
    and one day time will tell
    when you’re the one that’s standing there
    you’ll reach the final bell!

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own

    INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own

    Fight ‘til you drop
    never stop
    can’t give up
    Til you reach the top (FIGHT!)
    you’re the best in town (FIGHT!)
    Listen to that sound
    A little bit of all you got
    Can never bring you down

    You’re the best!
    Around!
    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
    You’re the Best!
    Around!

    Nothing's gonna EVER keep Ya DOWN!

  35. #35

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by WestsidePete View Post
    here's my buzzy play

    3 team parlay
    nuggets over 227
    kings over 212
    edm/sj under 5 goals

    50 to win 350
    Now that's solid. Not sold on two of the plays, but they all have a good chance.

1234 ... Last
Top