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    Default Alright JJ, It's Time To Shave Your Head Completely...

    No more rug burns, no more insecurities, etc. Rather than look like you're afraid of nature's course, just shave what you have left on your sides & back of the head and go for the smooth, shaven cueball look. Most people can particularly pull it off well if they get in excellent physical condition. The ladies here have been encouraging this, and it's certainly past time now.

    Come on buddy, it's time to embrace nature's course and welcome the Mr. Clean/Howie Mandel/Andre Agassi look into your life. Thank us all later...

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    lets get carole to shave that shitt off on utube for the 'thursday report' can this cokksucker even afford a razor?

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    Agree 100%. I willingly shave my head weekly. If I didn't, I'd have a full head of hair.

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    Looks like a fukkin rat on his noggin...

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    It's about time we see this "Carole" Compaq

    Nice find Deuce

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    JJ, please shave your head. Do it for meeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    Don't listen to them JJ. Around the office here at work some guys grow the 4 strainds of hair they have to like 54 feet in length, and then just wrap it around their head 15 times and tie a knot. It really gets the ladies um talking.

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    JJ, you would look sleek n fit if you shave the rest of that hair off. I am your biggest fan and fully support this. One suggestion though -- grow a nice goatee. There is no wiser look than a shaven head with a nice goatee. You will look like Emperor Ming in the Flash Gordon movie and the ladies will phucken line up to get you off, pal. Trust me.

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    glue down that rug with elmers glue and shave the whole thing off so it looks like you're heading to iRack. i wanna see 2 dimes go down the drain. JJ should auction that thing off ebay, bet it would go for about 6 dimes

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    Just bought better glue, I think that was the problem

    We also are going to color it today, I am clever and saving some cash by doing it myself. All they do is dip it in a dye for 20 minutes and wash it.

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    black

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I want to touch you.
    No

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    JJ quit prolonging this. Just shave what natural strands remain buddy...

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    Forget the rug, just use the spray on hair and spray your whole head....I think it even stands up to a swim in the pool or a shower if you take them.

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    Coach, SHAVE THAT PHUCKER OFF! I'm tellin' ya, pal, it will make you look better, save you a bundle of cash and embarrassment, set you free and get the ladies! Just Phucken DO IT ALREADY!

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    I look 14 years younger with rug on, many have said this

    Again the more hair you have around here the more status you get

    You guys are hicks and don't get it

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    Billy back off

    I look solid with it on


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    I take it all back. You look great.
    Thanks Robyn that meant a lot to me...confidence booster

    It really looks good? It is a new style I have been playing with for a while now.

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    I like the darker color. Perhaps that is what it was missing to put you over the edge.

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    JJ, thought you'd like to know that you are tied in the poll with Seer for the biggest hottie at SBR.

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    I just looked at the polls. Here's another one I'm disturbed by.

    Who is the Biggest Boob on SBR?
    Crazyl 28%
    ArmyofFlowers 14%
    Genuis 0%
    Shamsy 0%
    Bettilimbroke 14%
    moneyline 0%
    Raiders90210 42%
    I should have more votes. What do I have to do, show more cleavage, tighter shirts, wet-t? Let me know, pictures will follow.

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    Well you voted for yourself...isn't that enough?

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    p.s. I wanna hug your guts out, Raiders90210!

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    Well you voted for yourself...isn't that enough?
    no

    I wanna hug your guts out, Raiders90210!
    maybe

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    Quote Originally Posted by raiders72002 View Post
    no

    maybe
    yes and yes

    don't fib.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raiders72002 View Post
    I just looked at the polls. Here's another one I'm disturbed by.



    I should have more votes. What do I have to do, show more cleavage, tighter shirts, wet-t? Let me know, pictures will follow.
    Zero for MJ I see, dam how much more can I disrespect these people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    lets get carole to shave that shitt off on utube for the 'thursday report' can this cokksucker even afford a razor?
    CompaqDikk for poster of the year

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