http://news.aol.com/story/_a/acciden...00010000000001
life is definitely not fair. this guy probably hasn't seen his pecker in 20 years and he gets a date.
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03-11-08 03:09 AM #1
JJ, even this guy gets a date
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03-11-08 03:17 AM #2
That's sick.
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03-11-08 03:35 AM #3
the guy is a local celebrity, he appears in newspaper clips, newsreels, ripley's, probably just one of his groupies
a little notoriety goes a long way
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03-13-08 08:57 AM #4
JJ's got a lot of notoriety. he should have plenty of broads.
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03-13-08 08:59 AM #5
I will never understand why we're supposed to feel sorry for people that let themselves get like that.
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03-13-08 09:15 AM #6
"The saddest part was that I couldn't fulfill my dream of taking my girlfriend out to eat."
Umm dumbass that was the problem to begin with. I bet he could eat her too.SBR Founder Join Date: 9/17/2005
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03-13-08 09:25 AM #7
Mayb he meant taking her out to a field to eat HER.
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03-13-08 12:00 PM #8
Originally Posted by picantel
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03-13-08 02:09 PM #9
he did lose 400 lbs...that is something to be proud of
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03-13-08 02:11 PM #10
Yeah, but he still wieghs 800....which means he was 1200 pounds before he said: "Hmm, maybe I should go on a diet."
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03-13-08 02:23 PM #11
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03-13-08 02:25 PM #12
Gross. I'm not really a shallow person, but I have to draw the line smewhere....the sheer physics of that guy getting it on seem impossible.
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03-13-08 03:02 PM #13
Its a generic disease ... YES ... you do have the option of seeking help ... but if you have a low self esteem .... and ppl around u dont help ... it makes it ALL worse Originally Posted by swede96
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03-13-08 03:04 PM #14
Yes, obesity is a disease. So is depression. However, 1200 pounds is just absurd. Even if obesity is in your genes, you don't get to 1200 pounds without some serious laziness. He should have gotten help long before that. Originally Posted by Shark79
Its a generic disease ... YES ... you do have the option of seeking help ... but if you have a low self esteem .... and ppl around u dont help ... it makes it ALL worse
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03-13-08 03:14 PM #15
At some point in this guys life he had to make the call to work and say that he was too fat to make it out the door and don't worry dominos will come and help him out. From the point where you can't make it out of the house without destroying the house is where I think I would say, um maybe a salad tonight. I bet this guy can't even get out of bed still. That means either the bed is full of shit or somebody is taking his shit away. Who wants that job? I don't have too much sympathy for dudes like this.
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03-13-08 03:37 PM #16
Un called for thread, I am making a list
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03-13-08 03:49 PM #17
a list of what? Originally Posted by jjgold
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03-13-08 11:11 PM #18
http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/blog/2008/02/19/
I don't agree with half of what he has to say but I do think some people need this.
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03-14-08 12:20 AM #19
I bet that whole house smells like a big ass. Why i never had kids. The thought of changing a diaper would make me faint. Someone has to be cleaning this guys ass. Swede would you clean this guys ass for the Spitzer rates? Prolly need a power washer and one of those three foot push brooms.
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03-14-08 12:46 AM #20
Originally Posted by jjgold
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03-14-08 07:57 AM #21
The answer is a resounding NO! Originally Posted by Thor4140
You'd have to give me enough to pay of my mortgage AND school loan to go near that guy's ass.
Again, once you get to the point where you are no longer able to wipe your own ass, why would you not say to yourself: "Self, I think it's time you put down the cheeseburger."
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03-14-08 08:27 AM #22
I heard a dj Bubba the Lovesponge was soo fat he would take a towel and stick it between his crotch and work it back and forth to clean his ass. Nasty to say the least.
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03-14-08 10:43 AM #23
6 thousand? Originally Posted by swede96
The answer is a resounding NO!
You'd have to give me enough to pay of my mortgage AND school loan to go near that guy's ass.
Again, once you get to the point where you are no longer able to wipe your own ass, why would you not say to yourself: "Self, I think it's time you put down the cheeseburger."
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03-14-08 11:11 AM #24
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03-14-08 03:39 PM #25
Well it would definitely be a full time job. Imagine having to wash the rest of his body too. You'd have a hard time finding a horse's junk tucked in that guy's flabs. Originally Posted by swede96
The answer is a resounding NO!
You'd have to give me enough to pay of my mortgage AND school loan to go near that guy's ass.
Again, once you get to the point where you are no longer able to wipe your own ass, why would you not say to yourself: "Self, I think it's time you put down the cheeseburger."
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03-14-08 03:47 PM #26
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