03-10-08, 01:00 PM
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Took An Assistant HS Baseball Coaching Job
Bull Shitted on my resume and lied, salary 3k....lol part time though after school. It is a neighboring town.  |
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03-10-08, 01:12 PM
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Will u be betting on the games?...........JJ Rose  |
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03-10-08, 01:15 PM
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Not bases, I am going to be the 1st base coach which is pretty easy and I can bull shit with everyone. The HEad coach told me to lose weight
Lol..a fukkin wise ass
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03-10-08, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
Not bases, I am going to be the 1st base coach which is pretty easy and I can bull shit with everyone. The HEad coach told me to lose weight
Lol..a fukkin wise ass
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Tell him to go f\*\*k a wall.
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03-10-08, 01:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jjgold
Not bases, I am going to be the 1st base coach which is pretty easy and I can bull shit with everyone. The HEad coach told me to lose weight
Lol..a fukkin wise ass
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u shoulda showed him your old avatar pic
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03-10-08, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Seer
u shoulda showed him your avatar pic
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lol
He saw me for real and said I need to lead by example and be in shape. I guess he is right.
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03-10-08, 01:25 PM
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do u have to wear a helmet in the coaches box?
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03-10-08, 01:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Junkyard Dog
do u have to wear a helmet in the coaches box?
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jj has to wear a helmet any time hes in public.
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03-10-08, 01:30 PM
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03-10-08, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkyard Dog
do u have to wear a helmet in the coaches box?
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Probably just swimming goggles. 
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03-10-08, 01:37 PM
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Coach be carefull with those 17 yearold cheer leaders, woulden't want you to get into trouble. Good luck on your new job!
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03-10-08, 01:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jjgold
Not bases, I am going to be the 1st base coach which is pretty easy and I can bull shit with everyone. The HEad coach told me to lose weight
Lol..a fukkin wise ass
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fukkin loser. you can't even make it to 1st base with your blow up doll Barbara stresiand. is that carol chick who does your vids your personal mental nurse the state assigned to you?
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03-10-08, 01:58 PM
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This never happened.
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03-10-08, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Deuce
This never happened.
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everyone knows that.
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03-10-08, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Deuce
This never happened.
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So true
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03-10-08, 02:18 PM
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at least with his proof that he strolled the neighborhood in his stolen accord that he doesn't wear a bracelet unless he tricked up with walkie talkies or knows how to tamper with the son of a bitch
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03-10-08, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by compaqDikk
at least with his proof that he strolled the neighborhood in his stolen accord that he doesn't wear a bracelet unless he tricked up with walkie talkies or knows how to tamper with the son of a bitch
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He was not driving an 82 Accord. It was a Chrysler. They did not use digital displays in 1982 nor did they use air bags. Fail.
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03-10-08, 04:58 PM
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JJ,the man with the Forest Gump resume has done it all,seen it all,been there and done that.JJ,are you sure you just don't want to get a layout of the whole locker room system where you can make a peep hole like in the movie Porky's getting a view of the girls shower and then you can start a showercam website and make lots of $$$$$$$.hehe!Just kidding.
I have a friend that was in coaching and was a history teacher etc.in high school and had the run of the school.At years end there were some personal articles of clothing like unwashed sports bras and panty jock shorts ''don't know the gals terms for their stuff.hehe''etc.left in some of the girls athletic locker room lockers where he knew which piece was owned by a great looking gal.He got a pillow case and stuffed the clothing in it as a joke but I think he actually got off on it.hehe!If that were to happen today and it was discovered he did it,it would be on FOX news where they would run it as a breaking news story.Good thing it was in the mid 80's.
Hidden locker room cams were a big thing online a few years back but the shit really must have hit the fan.
Last edited by BrentCrude; 03-10-08 at 05:14 PM.
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03-10-08, 05:01 PM
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Go Kill Yourself, Thx Mgmt
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JJ I need a press conference video for this.
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03-10-08, 05:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BrentCrude
JJ,the man with the Forest Gump resume has done it all,seen it all,been there and done that.JJ,are you sure you just don't want to get a layout of the whole locker room system where you can make a peep hole like in the movie Porky's getting a view of the girls shower and then you can start a website showercam and make lots of $$$$$$$.hehe!Just kidding.
I have a friend that was in coaching and was a history teacher etc.in high school and had the run of the school.At years end there were some articles of clothing left in some of the girls athletic locker room lockers where he knew which piece was owned by a great looking gal.He got a pillow case and stuffed the clothing in it as a joke but I think he actually got off on it.hehe!If that were to happen today and it was discovered he did it,it would be on FOX news where they would run it as a breaking news story.Good thing it was in the mid 80's.
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JJGold lives a odd lifestyle. He is not only a compulsive gambler but he is also a sociopath, a compulsive liar, and a pathological liar. He lies constantly. That place he lives is his residence not his pals place, that car he drives is not a 1982 Honda, that "building" he cleans for 9 an hour is his own personal business. He is not a professional gambler. Sharks did not steal his van. He has some imagination.
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03-10-08, 05:17 PM
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Deuce, you mean he didn't know a guy named Slugger who was an insider in a MLB giving him injury reports before the media? Please dont tell me he really didn't try out for a high school football team and made it at 40 years old. Golly, you mean he doesn't have a young friend post for him while he went to rehab. Oh boy and if you say the whole 21k half time Super Bowl bet was a lie I'm gonna shiit bricks. JJ doesn't lie, he just stetches the truth a bit is all.
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03-10-08, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY
Deuce, you mean he didn't know a guy named Slugger who was an insider in a MLB giving him injury reports before the media? Please dont tell me he really didn't try out for a high school football team and made it at 40 years old. Golly, you mean he doesn't have a young friend post for him while he went to rehab. Oh boy and if you say the whole 21k half time Super Bowl bet was a lie I'm gonna shiit bricks. JJ doesn't lie, he just stetches the truth a bit is all.
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He would not survive a tackle from me either. He does not average 7 yards a carry in club football against the old ****s he plays either. He does not know Spiro from The Greek. He never was offered a job there. He does not have bookmakers calling him. He likes to trick us.
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03-10-08, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Deuce
He would not survive a tackle from me either. He does not average 7 yards a carry in club football against the old ****s he plays either. He does not know Spiro from The Greek. He never was offered a job there. He does not have bookmakers calling him. He likes to trick us.
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Happy Boy just learned his lesson.
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03-10-08, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mofome
Happy Boy just learned his lesson.
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I have a feeling Joey Slats is gonna make a video directed towards me and is going to be pissed off.
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03-10-08, 05:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
He was not driving an 82 Accord. It was a Chrysler. They did not use digital displays in 1982 nor did they use air bags. Fail.
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Good detective work, Deuce! 
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03-10-08, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RealSlimShady
Good detective work, Deuce! |
Due to further inspection, he is cruising in an Infiniti. I was a valet parker once. I know these things.
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03-10-08, 05:41 PM
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Just got back from team meeting, players liked me
Did an indoor workout also, played catch with a few guys also.
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03-10-08, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
Just got back from team meeting, players liked me
Did an indoor workout also, played catch with a few guys also.
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You can't bullshit bullshitters here Hank. We know better, you were at your daily glory hole session.
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03-10-08, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Deuce
I have a feeling Joey Slats is gonna make a video directed towards me and is going to be pissed off.
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That's a given.....Coach is gonna be pissed. How many times will he say f.u.c.k in the video? Over or under 30? 
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3-QUESTION
SBR TRIVIA WINNER 02/07/2012
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03-10-08, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by RealSlimShady
That's a given.....Coach is gonna be pissed. How many times will he say f.u.c.k in the video? Over or under 30? |
I don't think he will touch this topic. He has no rebuttal. He fears me as well.
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03-10-08, 05:49 PM
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Hey Hanky I forgot the name of that kid who was posting for you. What the f\*\*k was his name??
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03-10-08, 05:55 PM
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Slugger was my cousin
Arm is sore a little
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03-10-08, 05:57 PM
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JJ....why no response to Deuce's allegations? Do you fear him like he claims?
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03-10-08, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by RealSlimShady
JJ....why no response to Deuce's allegations? Do you fear him like he claims?
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He does indeed. I am a fine young male specimen standing at 6'1" tall just over 240lbs. Solid. I am an athlete and have powerful federal connections to the US Government. I am someone.
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03-10-08, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jjgold
Slugger was my cousin
Arm is sore a little
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No I know slugger the underaged punk who posted for you a couple days, was it Dabner or some shiit like that. Now this crap will eat at me.
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