[jjgold]

I was at Cracks and Rims Bar& Grill with a few buds , I had Shrimp Scampi and a salad with a bottle of rum. Lots of tv's above to watch games and we had a good time although something happened.

When we drink we always fuk around when talking, basically guy talk, ect. I was bragging that 3 women want to fuk me bad (swede, nina and robyn) and now had a crowd, guys ribbing me that I was hung, ect. So I told everyone I was 2.5' and thin and the boys erupted thinking it was a joke...anyway a guy 14 stools down was eyeballing me, he was 6-2, 198 pounds wearing a jumpsuite with no shirt on or socks or shoes. I thought maybe I knew him from an ex card game game or something, anyway he buys me a drink and I accept, he then buys me another one and waves me over so I say what the fuk.

I go over there and he asks my name and i say I am hank Webber of Webber Sports, his name was Justin ********. We bull shitted about what we did and shit, I was wearing tight sweats and a bandana on my fukkin head (yeh I know I looked fukkin hot).....Well the guy was pretty agressive and told me he was a top and i really did not know what that meant at first. I first thought he said he was on top gambling.....anyway he asked me if I was a bottom and now started to catch on but played along. I said I was a bottom and he goes to me " Webber I want to fuk you tonight at my place in Belmar" was telling me I was hot, ect. I just starred at him a little and asked him if he was hung and he told me he was 9 inches, well then I said lets go in bathroom and he can fuk me on the sink


Ok.................we go in there and I pull my sweats down and then when he was putting some type of sticky jelly on his rooster and ready to ready to fuk me I turn around while reaching down to get my 44 caliber and out it at his head and told him if I ever see him again he is done.

I played along and just wanted to send him a message that you do not hit on straight guys.

[Robyn]

"I was wearing tight sweats"

I will be thinking about this tonight in the bathtub.

[The Seer]

U shoulda pistol whipped his ass jj.

[jjgold]

Robyn some people tell me I ask for guys too hit on me, yes I wear tights but that is my style. I might go baggie more.

[Deuce]

[rake922]

omg laffs

[jjgold]

Deuce call me on the 702 line

[mofome]

[Robyn]

Robyn some people tell me I ask for guys too hit on me, yes I wear tights but that is my style. I might go baggie more.

If you don't want to show the world what you have (or don't have), I would suggest wearing a more baggy pant. The gays love men in sweats. Perhaps because it is easier access. I dunno.

[Robyn]

God, I am slow. I just now caught that you were at "Cracks and Rims Bar& Grill".

[compaqDikk]

2.5 inches erect? thanks

[Shark79]

JJ u are one cracked up dude!!

[raydog]

kinda had me goin till you said what gun you had. no room for a 44 in tight sweats or your socks. the gun is way too big. damnit hank, you are slipping pal. i am very disappointed and concerned that with the pressure of all the girls wanting to fuk you, you are not yourself. take some xanax and call me tomorrow. we can talk

[The Seer]

Cracks and Rims Bar& Grill-

I bet all of the walls there have your jizz in between them

[Red_Sux]

nice story.

[Poker_Beast]

JJ, you might as well come out of the closet.

[Ice Queen]

i feel pretty good about this story

[pico]

jj, i hope you won't pull out a gun at me when i lost my entire bankroll, got pissed drunk and tries to make a pass at you at the vegas bash.

[diogee]

jj, i hope you won't pull out a gun at me when i lost my entire bankroll, got pissed drunk and tries to make a pass at you at the vegas bash.

That is some funny shit...

[Red_Sux]

jj, i hope you won't pull out a gun at me when i lost my entire bankroll, got pissed drunk and tries to make a pass at you at the vegas bash.

jj, i bet you're having second thoughts about wanting to room with pico