[rjt721]

Wow. This guy's on a 40-11 run his L41. Amazing. Apparently the ability to cap at a high level doesn't require the need for fundamental math skills that can be learned in first grade.

[curious]

Wow. This guy's on a 40-11 run his L41. Amazing. Apparently the ability to cap at a high level doesn't require the need for fundamental math skills that can be learned in first grade.

Well since he probably made it up math skills were not necessary.

[jjgold]

lol

[diogee]

[eyeball]

Duh I guess he can't add his math is
40+11=41!

[BigBollocks]

Lol RJT

[rjt721]

Well since he probably made it up math skills were not necessary.

No. A tout fabricating his record? Impossible.

Similarly, I'm 75-20 in my L85. Maybe I should go tout.

[pjesnik24]

lol great post and even better face Mr. Akmens!

[rjt721]

BTW, this banner was found on the SBRforum home page. I understand the need to pay some bills with a little advertising, but SBR's certainly not gaining any credibility with ads like this that are blatant (and comical) misrepresentations.

[rjt721]

Is this a joke? The guy still can't add. Replacing the banner in the initial post is this:

[BigBollocks]

Is this a joke? The guy still can't add. Replacing the banner in the initial post is this:

Oh my God! I'm cracking up here RJT. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[LT Profits]

LOL

FYI, Lerch, I mean Akmens really is 40-11 last 51 (that's FIFTY-ONE) CBB Totals. I should know.

[BigBollocks]

I'd also like to know how he bet another 15 games and had them all graded in 30 minutes time

[rjt721]

LOL

FYI, Lerch, I mean Akmens really is 40-11 last 51 (that's FIFTY-ONE) CBB Totals. I should know.

LT,

I take it someone in the advertising department will soon be unemployed, correct?

[DaveRabbit]

funny crap lol

[LT Profits]

I am just a measly little handicapper. I have nothing to do behind the scenes.

And for the record, Akmens' CBB totals are 63-30 for the entire season.

[The HG]

I am actually 78-4 over my last 82 plays, which is actually 100% true. But most people assume, when I tell them that, that I am talking about my gambling plays, but it's actually my record from when I play with myself. It's not officially "documented" I guess, I mean I didn't have some notary public watching me or anything like that, but just trust me, I would not lie about my records. And also trust me, if you saw some of what I was looking at over the course of those 82 plays, if you saw what I was using for my research and analysis, you would be surprised that I "won" 78 times, trust me, you would have faded me more than 4 of those times, believe me.

[BigBollocks]

I am actually 78-4 over my last 82 plays, which is actually 100% true. But most people assume, when I tell them that, that I am talking about my gambling plays, but it's actually my record from when I play with myself. It's not officially "documented" I guess, I mean I didn't have some notary public watching me or anything like that, but just trust me, I would not lie about my records. And also trust me, if you saw some of what I was looking at over the course of those 82 plays, if you saw what I was using for my research and analysis, you would be surprised that I "won" 78 times, trust me, you would have faded me more than 4 of those times, believe me.

So funny, but oh so sick HG. Nobody knows how to elicit as many different reactions from just one story than you do

[EaglesPhan36]

I'm no rocket scientist, but I bet he claims 40-11 is about a 95% win rate. What a maroon.

[LT Profits]

I am still trying to get those two dudes kissing out of my mind.

[hoopster42]

hilarious, as if touts needed anything else to hurt their rep, haha

[JBC77]

They really replaced the banner with another error. This has to be a joke right? Has to be.

[JBC77]

Oh my God. What an outright scam.

[JBC77]

Someone might owe Bob Akmens a refund on his advertising dollars. They just sunk his scam...oooopppppsss I mean business.

[bigugly]

Hilarious.

[purecarnagge]

I think SBR has gone downhill the past few months. Allowing touts to adverstise that inaccurately.

Giving scam books d- ratings.

[JBC77]

I think SBR has gone downhill the past few months. Allowing touts to adverstise that inaccurately.

Giving scam books d- ratings.

The term inaccurately seems a little inaccurate in this case. Pay advertising dough and make up your own record. Funny none the less.

How much does it cost to get an A rating on a book?

[rjt721]

How much does it cost to get an A rating on a book?

Just ask Bodog.

[diogee]

[Willie Bee]

Special thanks to our graphics department

[diogee]

Special thanks to our graphics department

Nicely done

[mofome]

Special thanks to our graphics department

[LT Profits]

Seperated at birth:

Lerch/Akmens

[Bill Dozer]

LOL classic!