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    What? I would fuk her for nothing

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    I think I would pass out before I had enough alcohol in me...one scary looking woman.

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    I have low standards but I hate women that are too chunky. I'd rather an ugly face and nice body.

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    Any pics from behind?? That might change my answer

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    I just went to amelia earhardt park, drank about 10 corona lights, and I still wouldn't hit it. That chick looks like she's got a severe yeast infection. "Que Peste!"

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    Well I wouldnt do it for money, that means I would still be sound of mind. I would have to be a) pretty inebriated and 2) horny. I reckon it would take 13-14 beers, some viagra, and a dark room....and even then I am not so sure.

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    id have to be in a severe drought to consider that

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    0 beers, either my eyesight is bad and I am missing some problems, or some people here are pretending to be really picky.

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    It's kind of hard to tell how bad she is. That being said, I've got low standards and would probably hit that if I was a little tipsy.

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    Two beers. Above the waist only.

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    Does anyone know why shes asking?...Thats really raiders own picture of herself!!!! Shes been lying to us the whole time!!

    With that said....Not a chance in hell I would touch that...
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    Remember people. No such thing as a fat ugly BJ. That being said, way too many beers for me to touch it.

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    you know what they say, a stiff d i c k has no conscience.....

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    Guys it is all about cumming, who gives a fuk who gets you off. I do not care if she was 230 lbs as long as I came. Lets be honest if she touched any pecker here it would rise who you all kidding??

    No such thing as a pecker not rising if it is touched by a man or a woman.

    I talked to a guy that gives massages to men and he said he can get any guy hard just by touching it even if they are straight.

    It is all about getting off

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    If she IS a girl no beers is all it would take, IF she is a he then all the liquor in the world would not make me do it.
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    JJ you a sick bitch.....do you think you could get my 11 inch viper hard???

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    army if any guy rubbed it it would eventually go hard, it really is just a physical thing. It cannot be controlled.

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    Shit JJ if you rubbed it would it get hard or would it stay limp and shit? Thats what I am asking. Do you think youy could erect me? Or is it a woman thang....

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    let me ask you this JJ....if I touch your meat monster would you get a boner? And if you had a boner would I be able to suck it? I mean, since youre already hard, could I blow it?

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    My god....what the f\*\*k is going on here

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    My point is any guy that touches another guys rooster it will get hard, it does not mean your gay. It is a natural thing, same applies with women vs women.

    Some of you guys do not know much about arousal and sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    My point is any guy that touches another guys rooster it will get hard

    Can you make a video on this JJ? I'm not sure if I buy it, and I think this is the kind of thing that needs a better explanation...

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    Billy I can but would have to be on xtube and would be a fukkin classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Billy I can but would have to be on xtube and would be a fukkin classic
    JJ it won't be any worse than some of the videos you already have up. Plus you're listed under "comedy" now. Go ahead and make that video for better clarification...

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    nah just make a video, a clean version, explaining it more...

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    Look, I actually give the above girl thumbs up. Spaceballs rocks. No beers required AND I'll pick up dinner and a trip to Broadway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBollocks View Post
    Can you make a video on this JJ? I'm not sure if I buy it, and I think this is the kind of thing that needs a better explanation...
    I definitely need a vid on this!

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    She isn't ugly. She's now my computer background.

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    Man you guys are rough!

    1. She has a cute face.

    2. She takes care fo her eyebrows and her nails are done...which is a good sign.

    3. She's not that thick...but she probably has decent size boobies.

    4. IF she's a geeky as she looks, she probably doesn't get laid much...leaving her clean and tight for you.

    What's not to love?

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