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Old 08-16-10, 04:24 PM   #1
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Default Any Tips On How To Manipulate Women??

I am not a pro as you guys know, inexperienced at best with women.

Help the kid out here

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Old 08-16-10, 04:36 PM   #2
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JJ give me 100 points and I will help you out. I am in a real bad place
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Old 08-16-10, 04:39 PM   #3
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Tell her you have a 10 inch prick. That should work.
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Old 08-16-10, 04:45 PM   #4
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the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
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Old 08-16-10, 04:59 PM   #5
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"did I just make this awkward?"
usually does the trick
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Old 08-16-10, 04:59 PM   #6
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Its all about acting and putting on a good show for them.

Make your presence known and play hard to get.

Even if you have no other prospects you have to act like every woman you know is dying to go out with you.

And the number 1 rule is never never present yourself as desperate!

Follow these Tips and the manipulation has begun
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Old 08-16-10, 05:00 PM   #7
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the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
Fuk me that was directed at me
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Old 08-16-10, 05:01 PM   #8
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Old 08-16-10, 05:02 PM   #9
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the ratio of guys with a girl here is 1 in 50..not the best place to ask this advice unless you like being a 50 year old bald virgin
Agree. Coach, this is the wrong place. Look at dick boys like Brock and Cougar. What kind of advice can they possibly give you?

If anything, posters ALLOW women to manipulate THEM! Here are examples:

1. Richkas complaining on a video about how some girl "ain't gonna love me back and daggawn I'm so sad."

2. Brock: "my wife won't let me go to Montreal or to the Bash"

3. Doug: barreled-in with a wife that he hates

One guy that may be worth asking is Mathy. I've met the guy and like I said, a bunch of chicks were all over him at the Jays game. The kid looks like a fukking joke but I think he knows how to work his skills.
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Old 08-16-10, 05:07 PM   #10
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Everyone has buttons
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Old 08-16-10, 05:11 PM   #11
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Old 08-16-10, 05:58 PM   #12
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If you are bald wear a rug

If you are unemployed invent 5-6 small businesses as your job

If you are broke bet on spreadsheets

If you can't fly to ritzy places for vacation drive to Quebec ghettos

This is how you manipulate women JJ. You create an image of deception.
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Old 08-16-10, 06:03 PM   #13
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lower your standards.
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Old 08-16-10, 06:12 PM   #14
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No help so far

There have to be some pros here
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Old 08-16-10, 06:16 PM   #15
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buy them dinner for a week straight tehy will fall in love with you
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Old 08-16-10, 06:22 PM   #16
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No help so far

There have to be some pros here
If I had that answer I would not be in here with you boys. I would have a rich milf and a young mistress.
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Old 08-16-10, 06:26 PM   #17
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Old 08-16-10, 06:29 PM   #18
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No help so far

There have to be some pros here
It's the stupid chit we as guys normally over look that works
examples
1)Send her a text that says 'I miss your smile"
2)Tell her she looks nice today...Do not over do it a simple "you look nice this evening"
3)pretend you care when she is talking NO MATTER HOW MUCH WHITE NOISE IT IS
Than ask her how said subject is working out the next day
4)Treat her as if she was that last $ you need to gamble/get hi...The manipulation will take care of itself from that point on
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Old 08-16-10, 06:31 PM   #19
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Oh yeah tell her how nice her hair is. Even when it is not
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Old 08-16-10, 06:38 PM   #20
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Agree. Coach, this is the wrong place. Look at dick boys like Brock and Cougar. What kind of advice can they possibly give you?
Yeah, but the difference is I actually live with a woman.

Ronald, you fantasize that one day you will get to second base.
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Old 08-16-10, 06:46 PM   #21
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it is all about confidence Count

my wife is way out of my league but i am funny and confident

the ladies love these things in men!!!!
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Old 08-16-10, 08:01 PM   #22
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loaded 38 to the temple
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Old 08-16-10, 08:13 PM   #23
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14 seconds tell it like it really is... memorize them my son.

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Old 08-16-10, 08:14 PM   #24
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go out for drinks and go from there...
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Old 08-16-10, 10:20 PM   #25
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Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it

I need to be able to fool them somehow
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Old 08-16-10, 10:21 PM   #26
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Lie, Lie, and when you think you've lied enough keep on lying. Women are by nature pretty trusting. If you can make the lies small and believable they will believe you. Don't say your name is Jason Arnott or Martin Brodeur, instead tell them you are the bench coach for the Devils they will have no fukking clue who that is and if you can convince them you are in.
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Old 08-17-10, 12:18 AM   #27
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Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it

I need to be able to fool them somehow
JJ - I threw you a bone over a year ago. I bet you didn't even read the 2 books I gave you? Have you ever heard of honing your craft? Study.

Take a week and read both books than take the next 30 days to apply it and I will bet you things will change. I've turned away more woman than I've had and it has nothing to do with looks, money, etc... Too many woman out there just waiting for a guy with game.

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Old 08-17-10, 12:30 AM   #28
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You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.
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Old 08-17-10, 12:33 AM   #29
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You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.
he would screw that up
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Old 08-17-10, 12:35 AM   #30
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Forget confidence for me because after I look at myself in mirror it kills it

I need to be able to fool them somehow
Then your stuffed. Thats like rule 101 in mastering the arts of manipulation towards women. No your species and be confident.
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Old 08-17-10, 01:01 AM   #31
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Minet gave you the answer. But hey....I'm just a woman. What do I know?
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You want the secret JJ to getting any woman you want? Chloroform and rope.



Looks got nothing to do with picking up chicks.
Sure it helps but it wont always lead to what you want in one.

Minet gave some good info early in the thread. . . they eat that shit up
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Old 08-17-10, 02:08 AM   #33
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Old 08-17-10, 02:41 AM   #34
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Old 08-17-10, 02:52 AM   #35
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coach go buy a nice suit and get one of those big black briefcases. You already got shades so you are set there. Fill the briefcase with a bunch of papers like you are big time and go to various restaurants and bars looking important. Sit down by yourself and order a maker's mark with a splash of water. Call Brock on the phone and act like you are firing him for a bad investment ($10 mil or so) and do it in the sight of the women so they hear you and think you are powerful. Hang up angrily and stroll to the bar take a glance and buy a drink for the first woman that you see looking at you. This will create attention to other women and they will begin to think you are rollin'. Get them drunk, tell them some wild stories (you are good at that) and ask them back to your place for a nightcap. Once they are in the door you know what to do my man.
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