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    Default Spinners and/or Asians

    It is a little known fact that men who will only bang "spinners" or Asian broads, have a less than average penis size.

    Carry on now.

    Oh, and GO PISTONS!

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    You are thin, but you aren't a spinner. Spinners are typically below 5'2".

    Unless he thought you looked like a spinning rim that the bruthas have when they roll up to the club on they dubs.

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    What the hell is a spinner? Sounds like some mix of some sort.

    Hey Robyn I have bang a couple of asian chicks and I'm not considered small.

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    It doesn't matter if you've banged them. But some guys only prefer to bang tiny women, because well, they are tiny in the panz.

    Whenever I see a guy married to a tiny Asian women (especially older men) I think to myself "Self, that man right there has a tiny dick."

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    Spinners are girls small and freaky enough to spin around on your pee pee.

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    JJ doesn't fool me. If he prefers banging down the black broads, he has to have some substance down there. Black chicks NEVER entertain a small dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    Spinners are girls small and freaky enough to spin around on your pee pee.
    Oh now I understand, hey they are fun. What is the cutoff height? 5'2".

    Hey wait a minute My wife is 5'2". Thanks robyn now I'm going to have a tiny dick complex and be force to hang out by the locker room at the local university to do research.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    I'm 5'2"
    Well then perhaps we should ask you about the pee pee size of dudes that bang tiny women.


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    The one good thing about banging spinners or asians is that you know they are always going to feel tight, even if in reality they aren't!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    Well then perhaps we should ask you about the pee pee size of dudes that bang tiny women.

    So far, my experiences have been large - except for one ill-advised encounter with my former boss some years back - but that's another story entirely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    Well then perhaps we should ask you about the pee pee size of dudes that bang tiny women.

    Good point.

    Is it possible that the spinner just likes some more stretch in her game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    So far, my experiences have been large - except for one ill-advised encounter with my former boss some years back - but that's another story entirely.

    Perhaps worthy of it's own thread!!!

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    haha. Nice thread. Spinners are fun. To be a true spinner you have to not only be smallish, but you have to be phreaky just like swede says. Oh and I am hung like a lightswitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    JJ doesn't fool me. If he prefers banging down the black broads, he has to have some substance down there. Black chicks NEVER entertain a small dick.
    This must be a general statement because they and some chicks I have come to find out don't like it too big and they will tell you so...

    I didn't like yellow the few times I have had it...


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    Quote Originally Posted by WVU View Post
    Oh and I am hung like a lightswitch
    Never known a lightswitch to be over a few inches in length tho.

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    oh and for what it is worth, I am not nor have ever been into Asian chicks. I just like the type that I will call "shoehorn chicks"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra_king View Post
    Perhaps worthy of it's own thread!!!
    Nah, we can jut hijack this one

    Ever have a blowjob shot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    Nah, we can jut hijack this one

    Ever have a blowjob shot?

    Nope i'm usually the one doing the firing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra_king View Post
    Never known a lightswitch to be over a few inches in length tho.
    ummmm good job detective

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    JJ doesn't fool me. If he prefers banging down the black broads, he has to have some substance down there. Black chicks NEVER entertain a small dick.

    I feel a little better now, I banged a couple of black chicks in college for a while, and my son has had black girlfriend for about 6 months now. The tree doesn't fall far from the nut as our asshole presidents says.

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    SG, you are only 5'2"? Get outta town, you filthy midget!

    As for WVU, I think you might have shot up to my #2 favorite on the board. I love an honest man, baby penis or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cobra_king View Post
    Nope i'm usually the one doing the firing!
    A blowjob shot, when rightly done, is served in a tall, thin shot glass and topped with a mound of whipped creme and should be drunk without using your hands, meaning you pick it up with your mouth and throw it back.

    anyway, it was a number of those shots that lead to the unfortunate former boss incident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    I feel a little better now, I banged a couple of black chicks in college for a while, and my son has had black girlfriend for about 6 months now. The tree doesn't fall far from the nut as our asshole presidents says.
    GW is NOT an as*hole... He may be as sharp as a marble but he's not an as*hole... He's a good guy and he is OUR KING!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    SG, you are only 5'2"? Get outta town, you filthy midget!

    As for WVU, I think you might have shot up to my #2 favorite on the board. I love an honest man, baby penis or not.

    lol. I love the horns on you as well Robyn. Are you a shoehorn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    SG, you are only 5'2"? Get outta town, you filthy midget!


    Hey, though, don't tell The Mo that I'm short, OK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShamsWoof10 View Post
    This must be a general statement because they and some chicks I have come to find out don't like it too big and they will tell you so...

    I didn't like yellow the few times I have had it...

    Well, yes...there is such a thing as "too big". No girl like to feel like the thing is going to puncture her lung.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WVU View Post
    oh and for what it is worth, I am not nor have ever been into Asian chicks. I just like the type that I will call "shoehorn chicks"
    You're going to have to define this for me...."shoehorn chick" is a new one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    A blowjob shot, when rightly done, is served in a tall, thin shot glass and topped with a mound of whipped creme and should be drunk without using your hands, meaning you pick it up with your mouth and throw it back.

    anyway, it was a number of those shots that lead to the unfortunate former boss incident.

    Which probably ended up with you giving one i'm assuming!!!


    Haven't had a shot of anything since that unfortunate New Years eve a few years ago so forgive my ignorance when it comes to shots and what they are made of!

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    I have to be even more honest with you Robyn. I stole the lightswitch line from our esteemed JoeyFitz. I need to give credit where credit is due

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    A blowjob shot, when rightly done, is served in a tall, thin shot glass and topped with a mound of whipped creme and should be drunk without using your hands, meaning you pick it up with your mouth and throw it back.

    anyway, it was a number of those shots that lead to the unfortunate former boss incident.
    That's fairly unprofessional of your boss. I just hired my first woman today, and I hope that she doesn't encounter any harassment like that, even though she is chosing to come into a male dominated career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    You're going to have to define this for me...."shoehorn chick" is a new one.


    Well lets analyze this together shall we sweetheart? What is a shoehorn typically used for? I do get complete credit for the "shoehorn chick" term just so you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by WVU View Post
    lol. I love the horns on you as well Robyn. Are you a shoehorn?
    I might have horns on my head, but I am far from a so called "shoehorn". I'm 5'6" and all woman.

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