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    Default How many men sent their girl valentine's eve flowers at work?

    Okay crackheads. Let me explain something about women. On the outside they are smiles and all politeness when they are are around each other. But underneath that friendly exterior they are jealous, petty, and uptight. So, if one woman gets flowers and the other women don't get flowers, the one who received the flowers knows that the other women are fuming inside because their man didn't think enough of them to send them flowers. Got it? So, what you do is you don't sent flowers on valentine's day only, you send flowers on valentine's eve. Now you just ensured yourself of a night of what you really want. You know what I mean.

    I did that to my girl today. Totally floored her.

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    Proflowers.com. Used the password off the radio too for a discount. I did it for today and tomorrow. She was totally suprised today, and I'm sure she'll be even more suprised tomorrow, since she probably thinks she already got her Valentine's flowers. 2 Dozen both days. Should be a fun couple of nights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuteBoxe View Post
    Proflowers.com. Used the password off the radio too for a discount. I did it for today and tomorrow. She was totally suprised today, and I'm sure she'll be even more suprised tomorrow, since she probably thinks she already got her Valentine's flowers. 2 Dozen both days. Should be a fun couple of nights.
    You are going to score big time. My 900 number and web cams are going to come in very handy.

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    I'm gettin the camera ready myself. Need something for those business trips. I put the black electrical tape over the red light already, just gotta find a good place to hide it. I don't feel like listenin to the wife bitch that other people might see it, and it'll be more natural. I'm putting it on my password protected encrypted file drive anyways. We're dogs.

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    You desperate bastards ... one can see y'all haven't lived the single life for quite some time ... begging for the scraps from Longshanks table ... not knowing you have a God-given right to something better

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    lol. I just know how to treat my wife right, she deserved to be suprised, and deserved to rub it in her coworkers faces that I'm the best husband ever, and their men suck. I've gotten plenty of women in my time. I was always the guy out of my friends growing up that was the ladies man. I'm Italian, have a good job, grew up quick, always made good money for myself, nice cars, I keep in good shape, do martial arts 3 times a week, etc... Come on now. Just that my wife is the best thing that ever happened to me, and if it wasn't for her I'd probably be dead right now. Every once in a while, I like to remind her that I actually do love her, even though I might not say it much. She's puts up with a lot of my shit. I'm no choir boy, that's for sure.

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    I've gotten them 3 years in a row this will be year 4. Here is my problem. I was originally going to propose tomorrow...the vday, but it happened shortly before xmas instead. So I had today off. The women took a half day... Instead of paying 25.00 for delivery guarentee'd im risking it. Women is leaving office at 12:30.

    Anyone want to set a over/under if she receives the flowers before she heads out for the day?

    Women at her office already bitch I treat her so good. Engagement ring, wedding band already purchased, bought her diamond earings as well, and a braclet all this year. My girl gets at least 2-3 dozen roses on vday. No reason not to.

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    hell i have to stop and get her somthing after i drop her off at work tonite,this weekend i think i am going to rent a jaquizzie room at the mariott,get some champange,bath soap ect,ect

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    No flowers, they just die anyway.
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    If you can't get what you really want whenever you want it then your in the wrong situation. All my chicks get are hard dick and bubble gum...

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    Flowers especially on V day are way overpriced and they die quickly. I do agree with you on your assessment of women, they are all petty and jealous. The closest thing I've ever gotten to buying a flower was a rose made of black leather with a barbed wire stem.

    I just somehow find it very funny that curious is trying to educate people on what a woman really wants. I doubt most women know what they really want anyways. Except if some other bitch got it, they want it.

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    i don't have a GF or wife, so, no i didn't, but even if i did, i probably wouldn't, i don't buy into this fake holiday.
    on a side note, i worked a one day job through a temp service years ago, it was for shipping and packaging these Vermont Teddy Bears, it was for people who waited till the last minute to buy them online, and we put the orders together and they were sent over to UPS at the airport to be shipped next day air. those were some expensive teddy bears.

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    I did the three days of valentines last week because my wife had to go to a training this week and was not going to be in the office so she got flowers three days last week and the dudes in the office were pissed along with the women, I made them all look bad and it was very nice for me as well.

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    I'm not sending flowers this time. She made the mistake of telling me it was a waste of money. We'll go out to dinner tonight and maybe catch a movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    I'm not sending flowers this time. She made the mistake of telling me it was a waste of money. We'll go out to dinner tonight and maybe catch a movie.
    She lied. Send her the flowers where she works. Girls truly do love that, generally speaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    I'm not sending flowers this time. She made the mistake of telling me it was a waste of money. We'll go out to dinner tonight and maybe catch a movie.
    seer send me a photo of your girl

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    I got jewelry.

    I still want flowers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    seer send me a photo of your girl

    thanks
    JJ, I already showed her in a thread last week. I will try and get her to hold up a paper with your name an then I'll post it. If your pms work, I'll send that other one to you.

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    I gave jewerly and tonight we will just kick back in the hot tub with some Moet Lone Star Geribomb (champagne) that I just bought. Don't go to any resturants that change the menu for Valentine's day. That is a cheap ploy for you to spend more money than it is worth, and it cheeses up the entire event.

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