[jjgold]

Simply for a girl to do it to a guy but how would someone like me do it?

Any tips, where do I start???


Thanks

[Shark79]

Breaking the ice:

Why dont u and I go for pizza and then have sex!

What??!!

You dont like Pizza???

[rjt721]

Roofies.

[jjgold]

Is there a way you talk to them or touch them or suggest sex acts?

Someone help

[Deuce]

It's fukkin easy pal.

[rugbybdyb]

Do you need a towel????????

Why??????????


Because you are sweating these nutts.....

Always works.

[jjgold]

It's fukkin easy pal.

Deuce how??

[Shark79]

Is there a way you talk to them or touch them or suggest sex acts?

Someone help

Show them the money ... however .. this doesnt work with ALL girls ... but a good percent would take the $$$ for a quickie.

You forgot about that Benny Hill wannabe girl you humped some weeks ago .. that was bad dude .... I mean bad!

[Deuce]

Deuce how??

JJ, I do it with my charm. My sense of humor matched with my good looks, I get what I want usually. JJ, that blond, I have gone out with her 3 times pal, 3 fukkin times. The second date she was all over me, taking her clothes off, smooching all over me. I seduced her with my charm. She wanted my hard pecker pal. It's ez.

[Doc JS]

Here in South Carolina, "get in the truck, bitch" ususally does the trick!

Before Sportsgirl and some of the other women on the board crucify me...I"M JUST KIDDING!!!!

Doc JS

[Shark79]

Here in South Carolina, "get in the truck, bitch" ususally does the trick!

Before Sportsgirl and some of the other women on the board crucify me...I"M JUST KIDDING!!!!

Doc JS

[RageWizard]

O.K. don't trip over your dic* being too nice. (If you can actually do that then just stand out on the corner with shorts on). You have to be a funny but a confident dude. Bust on them every once in a while, but not in an overly excessive mean way. Just the little shi*. Don't call or e-mail right after getting their e-mail or phone number, wait a couple of days, or even a week. If your calling to invite her somewhere, act like your going and it would be nice if she'd show up, but don't act like you need her to be there. If all that fails, just get a better looking call girl everytime you need a female companion. It is actually cheaper in the long run.

[Wrigley]

Show them the money JJ and you will be seduced all night

[moneyline]

Deuce, I thought you did it with your modesty ... and, of course, your mullet

[HedgeHog]

Show them the money JJ and you will be seduced all night

Exactly what I was thinking. Before paying, though, check for an Adam's Apple (very important).

[BadNina]

O.K. don't trip over your dic* being too nice. (If you can actually do that then just stand out on the corner with shorts on). You have to be a funny but a confident dude. Bust on them every once in a while, but not in an overly excessive mean way. Just the little shi*. Don't call or e-mail right after getting their e-mail or phone number, wait a couple of days, or even a week. If your calling to invite her somewhere, act like your going and it would be nice if she'd show up, but don't act like you need her to be there. If all that fails, just get a better looking call girl everytime you need a female companion. It is actually cheaper in the long run.

That is sooo not nice

[Deuce]

Deuce, I thought you did it with your modesty ... and, of course, your mullet

I wish I had a mullet pal. That would be sweet.

[buztah]

Just whack off. Less complicated and free.

[HedgeHog]

Just whack off. Less complicated and free.

Sounds like you have first hand knowledge.

[buztah]

Sounds like you have first hand knowledge.

Indeed That's the one thing I'm really good at.

[BrentCrude]

Ask her if she wants 10 inches and wants it to hurt.Then screw her 8 times and give her one across the face.Sounds like something Bill Clinton would say and do.Anyone ever hear of Larry Nichols,Clinton's right hand man from Arkansas that turned on him?Wow,this guy sounds very convincing and everything he says matches up to scrutiny and everything he says makes Clinton sound like the worst monster that ever walked the earth.I wish they would bring him on that lie detector show and I'll bet he passes.

[Deuce]

Deuce = Douche

Turban=Turdburglar.

[Raul_001]

That is sooo not nice

True none the less. " Treat them mean keep them keen "

[WestsidePete]

JJ,

dress like your somebody ...chicks will look at your shoes...watch...and don't look sloppy

and act like your somebody...when having that first conversation make sure you end it and move on...do not let her end it and do not give out your number...get her's...let a girl know your interested but not desperate or a pussy...don't say too much about yourself just let her do most of the talking ..bottom line is to leave her wanting to know more about you...

[WestsidePete]

besides..a chick decides in 10 minutes if she wants to have sex with you...so you'll either f*ck it up or enhance your chances of closing the deal if you follow through correctly...once you get the number, definitely wait 3 days before calling...

[Sportsgirl]

Here in South Carolina, "get in the truck, bitch" ususally does the trick!
Before Sportsgirl and some of the other women on the board crucify me...I"M JUST KIDDING!!!!

Doc JS

In the south, that is strangely true. It helps somehow if you look like Travis Tritt.

Being born a Yankee and raised in Ft. Lauderdale, I am unclear on the attraction of this sort of "Southern Charm" but it does exist rampently.

[Sportsgirl]

1)Get a job
2)Throw your hair piece in the trash can
3)Get in shape
4)Stop wearing the same clothes every day
5)Stop gambling
6)Try and limit your use of the word F to once every 10 seconds. Baby steps
7)Delete all your videos. No sane women would ever want to be with someone that is as disturbed as you are and openly admits that they have a 2 inch dick.
8)Pray heavily

This list is an excellent start. Quality women abhor men without jobs, and swearing all the time isn't particularly attractive either. This advice would be if you are looking for a relationship with a girl. If you're looking just to have sex, I'd see my post above, move south - or check with BAUS.

Good luck, JJ.

[jjgold]

I am so desperate though to get laid, I tried the other day with this lady about 55 or so and told her I loved her as soon as I put my eyes on her and invited her to go to a bar and loosen up and then see what happens, She said no then I got ticked and told her she is an asshole that is frustrated.

[Shark79]

I am so desperate though to get laid, I tried the other day with this lady about 55 or so and told her I loved her as soon as I put my eyes on her and invited her to go to a bar and loosen up and then see what happens, She said no then I got ticked and told her she is an asshole that is frustrated.

Ur sick dude!

[Sportsgirl]

I am so desperate though to get laid, I tried the other day with this lady about 55 or so and told her I loved her as soon as I put my eyes on her and invited her to go to a bar and loosen up and then see what happens, She said no then I got ticked and told her she is an asshole that is frustrated.

You'd have had a better chance if you wouldn't have said the underlined part. Sometimes less is more - sometimes.