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    They had a psychic on the radio this morning saying there was an unusually high number of STDs to be had tonight (Friday the 8th). Needless to say that's enough to scare most folks away for 24 hours. Beware: the night is rife with herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts, etc. Pick something clean to do tonight and thank me later...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBollocks View Post
    They had a psychic on the radio this morning saying there was an unusually high number of STDs to be had tonight (Friday the 8th). Needless to say that's enough to scare most folks away for 24 hours. Beware: the night is rife with herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts, etc. Pick something clean to do tonight and thank me later...
    YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS..????


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShamsWoof10 View Post
    YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS..????

    shams, with that avatar he's sportin' you can't be seriuosly asking this ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    shams, with that avatar he's sportin' you can't be seriuosly asking this ...
    Good point Sporty!

    By the way I am just about done...THIS IS GOING TO BE EXCELLENT!!!


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    BB:

    How do you get a STD from masturbation?

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    Wait a minute I'm seriously sitting here at home after cutting out of work just to show my wife some gratitude through sexual pleasure, and now I have to call it off. She is going to be dieappointed if she can't have any when she gets home. Thanks.

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    That's alright BB I'm not getting any the other days of the week, so no concern for me. Unless Nancy gives me the green light, then I'm going for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyl View Post
    That's alright BB I'm not getting any the other days of the week, so no concern for me. Unless Nancy gives me the green light, then I'm going for it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    Wait a minute I'm seriously sitting here at home after cutting out of work just to show my wife some gratitude through sexual pleasure, and now I have to call it off.* She is going to be dieappointed if she can't have any when she gets home. Thanks.
    It's a hoax Rage. Go home and get your nooner.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post
    BB:

    How do you get a STD from masturbation?
    HH the psychic didn't get to that. I think that's Monday's show

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    Wait a minute I'm seriously sitting here at home after cutting out of work just to show my wife some gratitude through sexual pleasure, and now I have to call it off. She is going to be dieappointed if she can't have any when she gets home. Thanks.
    Sorry RageWizard. I hated to be the bearer of bad news, but I couldn't in good faith keep it to myself either. It's a sticky situation to be in I'm sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyl View Post
    That's alright BB I'm not getting any the other days of the week, so no concern for me. Unless Nancy gives me the green light, then I'm going for it.
    Uh oh, as if right on cue

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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post
    It's a hoax Rage. Go home and get your nooner.*
    Were starting the weekend of early, so no swede style wham bam I got to go back and work now maim stuff today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    Were starting the weekend of early, so no swede style wham bam I got to go back and work now maim stuff today.

    RW, look on BB's avatar as a gift to you. Just get that pic in your head and if you can still get it up--your wife is abt to get the ride of her life. Compliments of SBR and BB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBollocks View Post
    They had a psychic on the radio this morning saying there was an unusually high number of STDs to be had tonight (Friday the 8th). Needless to say that's enough to scare most folks away for 24 hours. Beware: the night is rife with herpes, gonorrhea, genital warts, etc. Pick something clean to do tonight and thank me later...

    So what your saying is that I need to go ahead and make a doctor's appointment for Monday morning?

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    Time for me to go people, I'll let you know in about a week if I come down with the case of Smekcled Pecker.

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    BB I bet you do not get any sex tomorrow night either.
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    with your looks, i am suprised you get laid at all

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