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    Default A little help for you dudes for Valentine's Day

    We're doing a story at the paper - here's the need-to-know part:
    (I like the pink/peach ones best )


    Red – The red rose is the ultimate symbol of romantic love and passion. Representing true love stronger than thorns, the red rose is known universally as the lover’s rose. If you want to ensure there’s no doubt in the recipient’s mind that you want to be more than platonic friends, red is the way to go – especially on Valentine’s Day. Conversely, red roses might not be the best pick for friendships or new relationships.
    White – Often associated with young love, the white rose represents innocence, purity and humility, and is sometimes called the bridal rose. A bouquet of white roses also is a way of saying, “I miss you.”
    Yellow – Yellow roses signify friendship, warmth and affection, and are appropriate for newlyweds, graduates and new mothers. It’s probably best not to send your sweetheart yellow roses if your intentions are passionate and romantic – unless she tells you that she prefers them.
    Pink – Pink roses carry a variety of meanings, depending on their shade. A deep pink hue conveys gratitude and appreciation, while pale shades connote grace, gentleness and happiness. There is also a tradition that says pink roses represent a secret crush, and can be a good way to say, “I’m interested.”
    Orange – The fiery hues of orange signify enthusiasm and desire. Their warm, vibrant tones are a way of expressing admiration and attraction with an underlying message of passion and excitement.
    Lilac and purple – Be careful here – roses in shades of purple send a message of love at first sight, with symbolism tied to enchantment and desire. A perfect Valentine’s Day rose if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and proceed full steam ahead with your new sweetheart.
    Mixed colors – Bouquets with a combination of two or more colors can send different messages. For example, a combination of red and yellow roses conveys happiness and celebration, while red and white roses imply harmony, unity and bonding.

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    I take a costanza-esque approach to all holidays -- potential relationship killers. You just can't win. Chicks really OVER-analyze every frigin gift you give em. Unreal!

    Nevertheless, since we must make some effort I am trying a new gift this year -- got the wife a massage.

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    Black roses mean that you're planning to murder the love of your life and appear on America's Most Wanted.

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    Black roses and roses with the flower part snipped off and consist of only a stick with thorns will not get you into the lady's panties.

    Unless she's a bit off which is a different thread

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    Will have to go with the 'mixed messages'.


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    I gave a woman a black leather rose with a barbed wire stem once. Where does that rank me sportsgirl?

    I believe (as someone else said) all woman over analyze everything so on Feb 14, I'm going to have a few beers with the boys. I may be in trouble but at least I know why.

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    How about a mix of Yellow and Orange? It says both I want to be your friend and also jump your bones. Perfect for the "friends with benefits relationship".

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    When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ritehook View Post
    Black roses mean that you're planning to murder the love of your life and appear on America's Most Wanted.
    Where does one find this black rose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabo View Post
    Where does one find this black rose.
    Ask your florist. They can get them and not be required to testify at the trial.

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    Flowers on V-day are overrated and over priced. Do something original for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
    poker in the front or rear?

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    I only give my love rose petals. I get them free at the local cemetery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
    I like the way you think!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
    My kinda lady

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.
    Can I join your poker club? I'm all in Baby!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Seer View Post
    poker in the front or rear?
    That was bad

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    We are going to Dania (Florida) this weekend to wrap up the Jai Alai Citrus Tournament championshipballs.

    I will be the poker/jai alai degenerate gambler in approximately 26 hours.

    OMGIAMEXCITED!

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    My wife says instead of roses, she would rather have a plant. Do the color schemes still apply?

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    Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tchocky View Post
    Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?
    I might try it next week with a pearl necklace, and a tube of astro-glide.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    When it comes to Valentine's Day, I am more of a "poker tournament entry fee" kind of girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tchocky View Post
    Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?
    Yeah Sporty, how do you ask your girlfriend?













    You guys know she's gonna hurt me, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Nice write up Sportsgirl.

    Thanks, sweetie, but I didn't write that - I'm the editor on the Valetine's Day stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tchocky View Post
    Sportsgirl...how do you ask your girlfriend for anal sex?

    I think she's supposed to ask you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    I think she's supposed to ask you.

    She gave me that offer before. You know tit for tat thing. You do me and I do you. I'm still thinking about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Yeah Sporty, how do you ask your girlfriend?
    First I have a husband, now I have a girlfriend? Is she on-again, off-again or is it the real deal? And does my husband like her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    First I have a husband, now I have a girlfriend? Is she on-again, off-again or is it the real deal? And does my husband like her?
    He likes me just fine, thank you very much. Not as much as he likes Swede but I'm ok with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackpot269 View Post
    That was bad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robyn View Post
    We are going to Dania (Florida) this weekend to wrap up the Jai Alai Citrus Tournament championshipballs.

    I will be the poker/jai alai degenerate gambler in approximately 26 hours.

    OMGIAMEXCITED!
    Jai Alai is one of the sickest forms on gambling,enjoy yourself.Should you get lucky try the greyhounds.

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    balls
    Last edited by Robyn; 02-08-08 at 12:25 AM.

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    Back to the valentines thing for the guys...I have gotten my wife this three days of valentines thing on Pro flowers, she got 3 days of flowers at the office and she loved it.....Just an idea for you all and it is super easy.....

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    Valentine's Day was definately invented by a woman.You just get over Xmas,and then BOOM there it is FVCKING VALENTINES.It never ends.and if your married like me you can bet that IT NEVER FVCKING ENDS>

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