[Deuce]

The ladies love it Thursday nights when I go to the bar, sing them some songs. Two of them they love is Sweet Caroline-Neil Diamond and You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling-Righteous Brothers. I have a deep voice Hanky, they ask for my autograph. The cougars there are broke or else I would take their offers up on joining them later in the evening. I shoot pool with the hot college broads.

My suggestion for you Hank is to grab that mink, put some of the glue on your dome, slap that rug on and sing some songs. Serenade those broads. Get out and do some hunting. Let's go Hanky, get it done pal. Quit with the bullshit already Hank, make a move pal.

[Deuce]

Ya JJ Ya!!

[jjgold]

Deuce why you always on the phone??

You booking?

[Deuce]

Deuce why you always on the phone??

You booking?

It's off the hook. Too many books pounding me for cash.

[5 star bomb]

Great advice Deuce.... jj you can be a ladies man with your personality

[buztah]

JJ, stick with putting your schlong into a hole in the wall. Less complicated than trying to manage a relationship, pal.

[thebigguy]

JJ I will be your wing man, I am huge and will make you look good. Deuce you are not invited, you will steal the limelight.

Anyone else who is fat or ugly can join us.

[charlie64]

All The Ladies Love Hank Webber

[Cannon]

Before I post a couple of dimes. I here they are not paying.

[diogee]

There was one user that posted some troubles with them in the State of the Industry forum...I have not read of anybody else having trouble.

[BigBollocks]

There's a much greater chance of JJ hitting on you Deuce than any ladies. JJ likes dudes