[RageWizard]

O.K. very exciting game last night that to my surprise everybody at the Rage household who came to party had a great time and no fights this year.

I am super hung over right now and I need your help with the remedies. I stopped of at the gas station and got a greasy egg,sausage,and bacon bagel, but it doesn't seem to be helping.

Props

The giants for slaying the undefeatable pats! Way to go.
The giants fans for backing them all year.
A special prop for the SPORTSGIRL, who had the balls (actually I hope that she has no balls) to lay down her swan song post in SBR and the Carolina fish wrapper. A bold prediction that the Giants would win outright. You will be missed sportsgirl and I hope the best for you in all of your endeavors.
Another even more special prop goes out to the wife ( who I know will be reading this stuff this morning). That was AWESOME!! I can't stress that enough. A performance worthy of a olympic gold. My toes refuse to uncurl. I know that a reciprication of favors will be expected and judging by the mess, I think I found something else you enjoy. Get ready cause I'm gonna get rid of this hangover and bring it the way you want it later today. Also don't read too many of these threads. This site is addictive and will rot your brain.

Condolences

Sorry pats fans, that was a very bitter pill to swallow last night and I truly feel your pain.

A special thought goes out to one boyfriend and or bopy-friends of swede96. I don't expect to hear from her today because she will be at home trying to make him or them forget about football. It's a tough job, but I think you can make him rise to the challenge.

Another thought goes out to my liver, who like many last night at my house had a hard time and eventually just gave in and took the punishment.

The Finger

I would like to give Mercury Morris the finger for being a total a**hole the entire year. Already he is talking shit about the pats and how the dolphins are still the best. Hey Mercury, I'm a deadfin fan and even I don't want to hear it d**khead so go pop that champagne cork up your ass and shut the f up.

And finally I give myself the finger, thats right myself ( just up to the first knuckle, O.K. maybe the second knucle but that is all) for finally jumping on the Pats bandwagon on the last game of the year and watching them blow it. You (me) should have stuck to being a pat hater like you (me)really are pole smoker ( not really).

[RageWizard]

Come on people I'm really hurting here. Doesn't anybody have any hang over tricks I can try?

[Sportsgirl]

I really never get hung over, but I will say that what you picked up at the gas station isn't good for anyone, anytime, anywhere. Try a V8 instead

[RageWizard]

I really never get hung over, but I will say that what you picked up at the gas station isn't good for anyone, anytime, anywhere. Try a V8 instead

That's a good idea, with a little vodka, I might be able to have a soft landing.

[hawk 5]

That's a good idea, with a little vodka, I might be able to have a soft landing.

[RageWizard]

I really never get hung over, but I will say that what you picked up at the gas station isn't good for anyone, anytime, anywhere. Try a V8 instead

The greasy egg and sausage sandwich has worked in the past. Its the grease that does it.

[Sportsgirl]

The greasy egg and sausage sandwich has worked in the past. Its the grease that does it.

Ah .... yuck.

[RageWizard]

If your gonna get the sickness, you gotta be willing to take the medicine.

[rugbybdyb]

A long hot shower in the dark with about 900-1000MG of Ibuprofin.................

[rugbybdyb]

Also get some sugar in you and some vitamins.........the alcohol takes sugar and other minerals etc that your body needs so try and replace these and you will start to feel better.

[Hugo Whacket]

My girl says that plain old chicken flavored Top Ramen noodles are the best hangover cure on earth. she knows, when she gots to drinking she can knock out two bottles of Hennessey. i wouldn't recommend putting the marshmallows in the Top Ramen like she does, but different strokes as they say

[RageWizard]

Thanx for all of the suggestions. I went with the v8 and vodka mix. Feeling alot better now.

[2Pac]

DId the Fins pop open the champagne last night?

Mercury Morris is a ****. So is Kuchenburg. I'm glad he missed out on the HOF.

[Sportsgirl]

Thanx for all of the suggestions. I went with the v8 and vodka mix. Feeling alot better now.

You're welcome

[RageWizard]

You're welcome

I really had no choice, I bought a v8 off some vegan dude down in FEA meshing and I already had the vodka from stressful times past. A couple of drinks later and I'm feeling fine.

[Sportsgirl]

I really had no choice, I bought a v8 off some vegan dude down in FEA meshing and I already had the vodka from stressful times past. A couple of drinks later and I'm feeling fine.

Very interesting. I'm not allowed to drink at work; however, after I wrote my Super Bowl column Friday, my sports editor thought I had been.

[RageWizard]

Very interesting. I'm not allowed to drink at work; however, after I wrote my Super Bowl column Friday, my sports editor thought I had been.

No drinking here either, but its not like we have alot of face to face time with each other especially today. You should tell your boss you need a raise, or a better assignment. I read about 6 papers online yesterday and all of their sports guys had the pats winning big or not covering but nobody except you had them losing outright.

[Sportsgirl]

No drinking here either, but its not like we have alot of face to face time with each other especially today. You should tell your boss you need a raise, or a better assignment. I read about 6 papers online yesterday and all of their sports guys had the pats winning big or not covering but nobody except you had them losing outright.

Thanks - a raise would be cool. Or maybe the FOX halftime bunch will give me a call?

[RageWizard]

Thanks - a raise would be cool. Or maybe the FOX halftime bunch will give me a call?

Your to good for those losers, I know you would like to get close to Bradshaw. But you have to put up with Hedge head and Hairspray boy.

[jackpot269]

Thanks - a raise would be cool. Or maybe the FOX halftime bunch will give me a call?

Then they would all be out of work.

[Willie Bee]

I concur with RW's findings that you deserve better than the FOX mediots, Nancy.

Sorry I'm too late to help you with the hangover, Wizard. I've always found that a big ass softdrink (about the only time I drink them) and a greasy cheeseburger are best for me. Not to mention if it's not a schoolday, er, workday, getting out in the yard and sweating it out.

[RageWizard]

I concur with RW's findings that you deserve better than the FOX mediots, Nancy.

Sorry I'm too late to help you with the hangover, Wizard. I've always found that a big ass softdrink (about the only time I drink them) and a greasy cheeseburger are best for me. Not to mention if it's not a schoolday, er, workday, getting out in the yard and sweating it out.

I tried the grease and soft drink thing earlier, but it didn't work. Now i'm on the v8 and vodka thing to go down gently. Not too much of course.

[Sportsgirl]

Jackpot, Willie, RW - thanks guys. I appreciate it, but I'd still like the gig - even if just for the $$$ ... well, and to get close to Terry

[Poker_Beast]

Gotta just jump in and start drinking again. I always go for a sub sandwich for breakfast the next day. Bread soaks up the alcohol.