[The Prick]

So I'm driving down the highway, when the rear hatch of this big-ass semi in front of me FLIES open, and a couple of cardboard boxes bounce out and end up in the ditch......hmmmm, maybe a bale or two of glaucoma medicine? so, of course, i pull over to investigate. no left-handed smokes, but a GROUP of these high-dollar looking shirts are folded up inside. So i'm thinking it's my lucky day, and I'm off the hook for the loot SBR John swore to give you girls who beat me in the "Beat the Prick" contest....so me, being clever and all, busts out the sharpie and writes all official lookin' "SBR" on the pocket and Tommy Bahama on the tag. FedEx one to that Bill Dozer chick, and she says it ain't gonna cut it......my lawyer Johnny Cochrane sez i got no obligation, so this might be tied up in court awhile

[bigboydan]

not only are you a prick, but your a cheap prick at that. only you would try and pull a stunt like that with those shirts :+angry2-9

[Bill Dozer]

Those Tommys are nice shirts. Hopefully the Prick keeps taking on the forum so we can get a different color in for each day of the week.

[Illusion]

Where have you been hiding. We have alot of members asking about your playoff picks.

[pags11]

we've missed you prick...

[The Prick]

SBR John "reminded" me that he has the Guido knee-busters from CRIS on speed dial, so this matter may be resolved a little faster than anticipated......I still got a cast on my left hand from last time those "businessmen" stopped by for a chat

[doncal]

sounds like the Prick has us on slow-pay mode for those shirts. anybody know how many he's on the hook for? i'm thinking that if his bankroll was tied to his 'capping skills, that nut might be a bigger one than he can pony up

[The Prick]

don't you go worrying yer pretty little head about that shirt, gladys.....it'll be the best one hangin' in your closet. even money sez you wear to yer civil ceremony when ya marry yer same-sex life-partner

[bigboydan]

hey prick, you sound like your talking from your personal experiences

[The Prick]

BGD, I gotta say that "Hooked on Phonics" DVD ya got fer Christmas is really paying off. Looks like you managed to spell that entire sentence correctly......ya keep that up, bertha, and i may have to add ya to the shirt list

[bigboydan]

speaking of those shirts, i'm suprised you haven't tried shopping at the goodwill for them yet. i figured since you already shop there on a regular basis, they might just give you a discount.

[The Prick]

man, BGD, i might have to give you an upgrade! you're FULL of bright ideas today, kid! All this time i thought maybe you were just on a mission to use every one of those homo smiley deals at least once a day, but i was way off. you got skills, bertha

[bigboydan]

man, BGD, i might have to give you an upgrade!

i thought about giving you an upgrade too, but then i thought to myself. what good would it do.