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Old 01-24-08, 01:50 PM   #1
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I think I'm officially obsessed with Hankie Webber and his videos. I probably check his youtube page 20 times a day, hoping for a new video. When I see there's a new one up there, I get so excited. I pop in a nice, juicy dip of Copenhagen longcut and just sit back and watch the video...and usually laugh my ass off. When he doesnt post a video for awhile, I get sad. It's the same feeling I used to have when I was in Junior High and I would wait all night for a girl to call me, and then when she finally called me I'd be so happy. That's how I feel with Webber's videos. But it's also ruining my relationships with people. I was out with Baus a few days ago and we met these broads. I just kept adding "dot com" to the end of every sentence. They thought I was totally screwed up. "Yea...come over and lets make out....makeout.com!!!!" Then I kept calling people at the bar "Buzzy" and "Sickler" and I would just get the weirdest looks. At one point I was in the bathroom and I just looked at myself in the mirror and yelled: "Kenny!! Where's my money Kenny!?!?!" People thought I was just messed. Finally I kicked this broad out of my house and I told her it was because I had to get up early to work at the docks and then settle up with my bookies by 11am. No wonder I havent got any tail yet in 2008. Hankie Webber's videos have messed up my brain...but I can't wait for the next one...and the next one...and the next one.

Keep it up Coach.
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Old 01-24-08, 01:56 PM   #2
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sickie gambler. . . Yea JJ is a riot
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Old 01-24-08, 01:57 PM   #3
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I feel your pain pal. I say pal alot now as well as when I am doing just everyday things such as cooking dinner, driving in the car, taking a shower, I say to myself, "Sickkiiii, Sickkii gamblaaa!"
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Old 01-24-08, 02:00 PM   #4
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Ronnie tonights video is non gambling, it will be about my one night with that hooker from craigslist
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Old 01-24-08, 02:04 PM   #5
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I'm looking forward to it. I'll save my chewing tobacco until then.
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Imagine my pain today, pal. I missed the vid last night and am now at work where I can't watch it. That means I get two JJ vids tonight when I get home!


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Old 01-24-08, 02:35 PM   #7
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ronnie, i have 22 posters in a suit against JJ. basically his greek.com salary will get frozen and we'll get 1/3 every week and then divide it up. ronnie, he has ruined a lot of people. more lost productivity for businesses, more so then march madness
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Ronnie tonights video is non gambling, it will be about my one night with that hooker from craigslist
What time will video be done?

Tell Kenny that you are sending Diddy to come get your money!!!
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Ronnie tonights video is non gambling, it will be about my one night with that hooker from craigslist

you should have filmed your night with her....
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Ronnie tonights video is non gambling, it will be about my one night with that hooker from craigslist
JJ insists to call him/her/shim a hooker. He never said she was a woman. Hooker can be her/him/shim. I'm dying for the video.
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Old 01-24-08, 04:28 PM   #11
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I think I'm officially obsessed with Hankie Webber and his videos. I probably check his youtube page 20 times a day, hoping for a new video. When I see there's a new one up there, I get so excited. I pop in a nice, juicy dip of Copenhagen longcut and just sit back and watch the video...and usually laugh my ass off. When he doesnt post a video for awhile, I get sad. It's the same feeling I used to have when I was in Junior High and I would wait all night for a girl to call me, and then when she finally called me I'd be so happy. That's how I feel with Webber's videos. But it's also ruining my relationships with people. I was out with Baus a few days ago and we met these broads. I just kept adding "dot com" to the end of every sentence. They thought I was totally screwed up. "Yea...come over and lets make out....makeout.com!!!!" Then I kept calling people at the bar "Buzzy" and "Sickler" and I would just get the weirdest looks. At one point I was in the bathroom and I just looked at myself in the mirror and yelled: "Kenny!! Where's my money Kenny!?!?!" People thought I was just messed. Finally I kicked this broad out of my house and I told her it was because I had to get up early to work at the docks and then settle up with my bookies by 11am. No wonder I havent got any tail yet in 2008. Hankie Webber's videos have messed up my brain...but I can't wait for the next one...and the next one...and the next one.

Keep it up Coach.


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Old 01-24-08, 04:32 PM   #13
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Old 01-24-08, 06:41 PM   #14
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wow JJ getting better than Jesus. Yea I admit no matter how bad my day has been one Hanky vid and I got a big smile. JJ, I think your calling is this making people happy. Hope SBR takes notice and rewards you pal!
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Ronald,

Good stuff man. I wish I would have been in the bar and didnt know you. That would have been some funny shyt.
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Old 01-24-08, 07:09 PM   #17
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I think I'm officially obsessed with Hankie Webber and his videos. I probably check his youtube page 20 times a day, hoping for a new video. When I see there's a new one up there, I get so excited. I pop in a nice, juicy dip of Copenhagen longcut and just sit back and watch the video...and usually laugh my ass off. When he doesnt post a video for awhile, I get sad. It's the same feeling I used to have when I was in Junior High and I would wait all night for a girl to call me, and then when she finally called me I'd be so happy. That's how I feel with Webber's videos. But it's also ruining my relationships with people. I was out with Baus a few days ago and we met these broads. I just kept adding "dot com" to the end of every sentence. They thought I was totally screwed up. "Yea...come over and lets make out....makeout.com!!!!" Then I kept calling people at the bar "Buzzy" and "Sickler" and I would just get the weirdest looks. At one point I was in the bathroom and I just looked at myself in the mirror and yelled: "Kenny!! Where's my money Kenny!?!?!" People thought I was just messed. Finally I kicked this broad out of my house and I told her it was because I had to get up early to work at the docks and then settle up with my bookies by 11am. No wonder I havent got any tail yet in 2008. Hankie Webber's videos have messed up my brain...but I can't wait for the next one...and the next one...and the next one.

Keep it up Coach.
WOW, No tail because of JJ
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Old 01-24-08, 07:28 PM   #18
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Wrigley,

Nah, the real reason why I'm not getting any tail is because Bauser is stealing it from me. Stealingtail.com!!!
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jjhasaredass.com HankygettingSpanky.com boys dont sit in bed and wack off act out your fantasys with escorts! JJ you are the Dali Llama of the degenerate world of gamblers. Sickigambler.com Upmypoopshoot.com Wakeupat4amsoIcanbeatoff.com
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Old 01-24-08, 07:40 PM   #20
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Great video, JJ. Good combination of sports and broads. I also believe in acting out fantasies. Here are a few I've already done:

1. Girl pissed on me once. It was in the shower though so it made for easy clean up. Just pissed on my dick, nothing too intense. Good warmth though.

2. Created my own porn with a buddy and a broad. We didn't touch each other though. I painted on a fake twirly moustache and threw on a bunch of fake gold chains and put a tobacco pipe in my mouth. Then I had a cheezy fake french accent and kept saying "happy birthday" to the broad while my buddy nailed her. It wasnt her birthday.

3. Did an assembly line with a few buddies. We just stood up with our dicks out and the broad went down the row sucking dick. Good laughs, high fives all around.

4. Made out with a few different sets of sisters in the same night. Pretty PG-13 stuff, but still good times.

5. Hooked up with an older woman. I was 18 at the time. Elaine was 53. Felt disgusted with myself when I was done so I told her I had to bail to be home for 11:30PM curfew.
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A+ Ronald all those things are all right. like the theatricals with the twirly mustache and the Happy Birthday, classic! Man one of the worst things i did was when I was 12 I tried to fvck my two cousins under a pool table in my garage. Thank god i never stuck my dick in them. it gets real weird to this day at family gatherings when we see each other, Im sure that shiit is still in the back of our minds!
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A+ Ronald all those things are all right. like the theatricals with the twirly mustache and the Happy Birthday, classic! Man one of the worst things i did was when I was 12 I tried to fvck my two cousins under a pool table in my garage. Thank god i never stuck my dick in them. it gets real weird to this day at family gatherings when we see each other, Im sure that shiit is still in the back of our minds!

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Some serious fvcked up moments you 3 have had.

Sh!t made me laugh ... thanks guys!
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i've been saying fuk a whole lot more since watching JJ's videos. i went golfing the other day i said let me get my fukin club so i can hit the fukin ball so it could go in the fukin hole, jesus fukin christ. golf.com
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I think I'm officially obsessed with Hankie Webber and his videos. I probably check his youtube page 20 times a day, hoping for a new video. When I see there's a new one up there, I get so excited. I pop in a nice, juicy dip of Copenhagen longcut and just sit back and watch the video...and usually laugh my ass off. When he doesnt post a video for awhile, I get sad. It's the same feeling I used to have when I was in Junior High and I would wait all night for a girl to call me, and then when she finally called me I'd be so happy. That's how I feel with Webber's videos. But it's also ruining my relationships with people. I was out with Baus a few days ago and we met these broads. I just kept adding "dot com" to the end of every sentence. They thought I was totally screwed up. "Yea...come over and lets make out....makeout.com!!!!" Then I kept calling people at the bar "Buzzy" and "Sickler" and I would just get the weirdest looks. At one point I was in the bathroom and I just looked at myself in the mirror and yelled: "Kenny!! Where's my money Kenny!?!?!" People thought I was just messed. Finally I kicked this broad out of my house and I told her it was because I had to get up early to work at the docks and then settle up with my bookies by 11am. No wonder I havent got any tail yet in 2008. Hankie Webber's videos have messed up my brain...but I can't wait for the next one...and the next one...and the next one.

Keep it up Coach.
I need to borrow your post for another thread...

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I love JJ more and more. The man is sharp as a phucking razor with spot bets, is the most entertaining person on youtube and is a trend setter. But last night he helped me out again -- this time in a way I never expected.

I'm getting busy with Mrs. Buztah and was a bit too excited, right about to get the cart ahead of the horse during foreplay (if ya know what I mean) and to stave things off and buy some time I started picturing JJ bangin' that nancy she-male hooker in the cinnamon ring and bought myself a good 5 minutes.

Thanks, pal. Keep em comin'.
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I love JJ more and more. The man is sharp as a phucking razor with spot bets, is the most entertaining person on youtube and is a trend setter. But last night he helped me out again -- this time in a way I never expected.

I'm getting busy with Mrs. Buztah and was a bit too excited, right about to get the cart ahead of the horse during foreplay (if ya know what I mean) and to stave things off and buy some time I started picturing JJ bangin' that nancy she-male hooker in the cinnamon ring and bought myself a good 5 minutes.

Thanks, pal. Keep em comin'.
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I feel your pain pal. I say pal alot now as well as when I am doing just everyday things such as cooking dinner, driving in the car, taking a shower, I say to myself, "Sickkiiii, Sickkii gamblaaa!"
Awwwwww. The early days of his posting career when jjgold's nutsack was never far from Deuce's mouth.
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Damn I dont remember this thread, although the cousin story unfortunatley was true.
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