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    Guys what is your take on whether women prefer

    1. A Fat Funny Guy like me.
    2. A Fit Guy who is not funny.



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    You may be right or maybe I am not just not funny.

    Becaue there has been a long time between drinks.

    Maybe it is time to hit the pavement..................


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    Depends how fat. Obese - I'll take the fit guy, a little overweight, and I'll take the funny guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    How about a fit funny dude, but broke as hell?
    Depends on why he's broke. I loathe laziness and stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigguy View Post
    Guys what is your take on whether women prefer

    1. A Fat Funny Guy like me.
    2. A Fit Guy who is not funny.


    They prefer a fit guy who is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    Depends on why he's broke. I loathe laziness and stupidity.
    I agree laziness and stupidity in either sex is not attractive. I will admit that when I have a day of though, I check out the fat,lazy,stupid,inbred people on Springer so that I can have a uplifting experience to start my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RageWizard View Post
    I agree laziness and stupidity in either sex is not attractive. I will admit that when I have a day of though, I check out the fat,lazy,stupid,inbred people on Springer so that I can have a uplifting experience to start my day.
    Nope. Not me. I cannot stomach those people. I'm a born "fixer," so when I see a screw up, I immediately think of how I can fix them. the Springer crowd just overwhelms me.

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    They go with the one who has the most Benjamins. This is virtually an absolute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katstale View Post
    They go with the one who has the most Benjamins. This is virtually an absolute.

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    I used to be fat and funny and never got a second look. Now I'm lean and a phucking AZZHOLE and the broads are all over me.

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    Chubby fat, or needs a forklift to take a shower fat?

    Funny trumps appearence AND $$ for me.

    Sure, I have to be attracted to a guy...but funny IS attractive. Chubby guys can always be gently encouraged to work out.

    As for money...I LOATHE men that try to buy me. I don't care how expensive that dinner was. I would have been happy ordering pizza....and I really don't give a shit what you drive or how much you make...I want to know what defines you. If your car and salary do that, I'm not interrested. Also, brok doesn't bother me. If the guy is working and can pay his own bills, I'm happy. I can take care of myself.

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    I think if you changed the question you would get a whole diff response, so guys what would you rather a fat funny woman, or a skinny hot chick without a sense of humor....The answer will always be a skinny hot chick without a sense of humor.....Guys are pigs me included and as much as we want a good personallity in a woman its hard for us to settle for someone that we are not attracted to and it is hard for us to get past the exterior enough to see what type of personalitty the woman has....The fat funny woman is cool to watch at a comedy show but not very cool when you are trying to take off that 60 quadrupile D bra..........

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    Default We used a bitchometer to guage women in personal ads

    It used to be a ritual at a place I used to work at where we would recite these whacko City Pages publication's personal ads where women would state their preferences in men they were looking for.These are the pulpy alternative-entertainment directory newspapers that you get for free when leaving a super market.

    Most men were not fussy and pretty much were flexible looking to meet women that were equal or of lower status in size,looks,professions,amount of education and vocations etc.

    Women on the other hand always seemed to want to find someone who was a good catch bringing more to the table than they themselves brought to the table and could offer the guy.Women are just plain bitchy these days it seems.And the trend is where your SWF's that are 45,want to hitch up with 21-35 year old guys.Then you have a large percentage of your SWF's looking to meet SBM's.You never see SWM's saying they want to meet SBF's.


    Allot of women would say they are BBW's''Big''in other words,huge''and they were looking to meet fit athletic men.If a huge fat slob of a guy put in an ad that he wanted to meet slender and fit women, he would be a laughing stock.There are allot more nice looking fit guys that have fat fetishes than nice looking fit women that have fat fetishes.


    You actually see ads where the woman will place an ad similar to this.Must have a steady job,good car,stable finances,no mama's boys,no guys looking for sex only,take a hike if you are just in it for sex.No illegal aliens looking for a sugar momma to get you citizenship or money,no druggies,no drunks,no smokers,must dress up and present himself well,must be over relationships with X's yada,yada,yada,yada!
    You know these women are sewn up bitches when in their welcome header they list themselves as professionals.Usually they are some fluff degree psychologist who's a pompous ass making their money from clients that are on SSI funded by tax payers.These women probably get 100's of replies from decent guys that are willing to take their shit

    If a guy listed all these demands in a personal ad,the only replies he would get would be from enraged feminists that would want to track him down to beat him up.

    Women say they don't have equal rights and have it so rough and that's a pile of shit when it comes to women being able to better their position in life through marriage as compared to what the average guy gets from marriage.

    When a guy gets ripped off in marriage it's usually that he married a gold digger with 6 kids from 6 different guys and knew how awful she was going into the marriage.When a woman get's ripped off by a guy in marriage,it's because she thought he was Warren Buffet's son and gave him a cash advance until his dad released his 10 million annual trust fund payment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportsgirl View Post
    Depends on why he's broke. I loathe laziness and stupidity.
    Just when I thought I had a shot

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    Quote Originally Posted by rugbybdyb View Post
    I think if you changed the question you would get a whole diff response, so guys what would you rather a fat funny woman, or a skinny hot chick without a sense of humor....The answer will always be a skinny hot chick without a sense of humor.....Guys are pigs me included and as much as we want a good personallity in a woman its hard for us to settle for someone that we are not attracted to and it is hard for us to get past the exterior enough to see what type of personalitty the woman has....The fat funny woman is cool to watch at a comedy show but not very cool when you are trying to take off that 60 quadrupile D bra..........
    Not obese or skinny,just lots of curves.

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    which ever one has the bigger bankroll most women would prefer
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigguy View Post
    Guys what is your take on whether women prefer

    1. A Fat Funny Guy like me.
    2. A Fit Guy who is not funny.


    they can always talk with their chatty girlfriends

    for me it is the same. i prefer a fit bird with no personality over a fat one who is entertaining.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCrude View Post

    You actually see ads where the woman will place an ad similar to this.Must have a steady job,good car,stable finances,no mama's boys,no guys looking for sex only,take a hike if you are just in it for sex.No illegal aliens looking for a sugar momma to get you citizenship or money,no druggies,no drunks,no smokers,must dress up and present himself well,must be over relationships with X's yada,yada,yada,yada!
    You know these women are sewn up bitches when in their welcome header they list themselves as professionals.Usually they are some fluff degree psychologist who's a pompous ass making their money from clients that are on SSI funded by tax payers.These women probably get 100's of replies from decent guys that are willing to take their shit
    so true

    i like to add...girls who post ads on a free newspaper are pretty much ****ed up to begin with...so your analysis on this group of women are dead on

    there are nice girls out there, but they don't advertise themselves on the back pages of those newspaper.

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    Picoman,the best one I ever saw was when a guy described his hair color as being brunette in these ads.It just sounds so odd and dainty for a guy to say that.Our hunch was that it must have been placed by some tranny going from gal to guy where she still used gal terms.We used to laugh so hard we would almost pee our pants.

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    You got to know the code:

    fit = fat

    average = fat

    slightly overweight = flesh tsunami

    More than that and they just say "rather not say"
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    I am a really big unit most girls find me funny I think but have not had a touch down for quite some time, by the sounds of it I need to hit the pavement!



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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigguy View Post
    I am a really big unit most girls find me funny I think but have not had a touch down for quite some time, by the sounds of it I need to hit the pavement!


    is that you in the avatar

    money and alcohol works better than being funny. half drunk girls will find it hilarious when you just simply reading ingredient label on the beer bottle

    good luck buddy, what ever works, just keep doings it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by picoman View Post
    is that you in the avatar

    money and alcohol works better than being funny. half drunk girls will find it hilarious when you just simply reading ingredient label on the beer bottle

    good luck buddy, what ever works, just keep doings it.
    Yes that is me, I paid the girl $50 to walk beside me in front of my mates I was just showing off.

    But one of them took a picture from behind and plastered it all over the internet. (Great mates they are..............)


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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCrude View Post
    You actually see ads where the woman will place an ad similar to this.Must have a steady job,good car,stable finances,no mama's boys,no guys looking for sex only,take a hike if you are just in it for sex.No illegal aliens looking for a sugar momma to get you citizenship or money,no druggies,no drunks,no smokers,must dress up and present himself well,must be over relationships with X's yada,yada,yada,yada!
    Can I just break this down for you? I've seen similar ads from guys. Women aren't the only ones that have standards. Some are too picky, for sure. I mean, if you've resorted to a free newspaper, methinks you should be lower your standards a smidge.

    Must have a steady job,good car,stable finances,..Most (not all) but MOST women write this because while we have no problem supporting ourselves, we don't want to have to support a man too. We want at least an equal. I have seen this in male personal ads as well. No one wants to date a lazy bum...men or women.

    no mama's boys,...Men who have a close relationship with their mom are cute...men looking for a woman to pick up where mommy left off are not. If I want to be a mom, I'll have a baby.

    no guys looking for sex only,take a hike if you are just in it for sex....it's sad that we even have to say this, but we do. Scumbags just looking to f*ck answer ads all the time.

    No illegal aliens looking for a sugar momma to get you citizenship or money...well DUH! Why is it unreasonable to put that in there?

    no druggies,no drunks,no smokers...dating an addict is hell on earth. Knowing the man you love is on a crack binge somewhere may be the worst feeling in the world. Can't blame a girl for avoiding that at all costs. Of course, there's no point in putting that in there...because addicts are liars. Smoking, on the other hand, is fine by me. I smoke. But even if I didn't, I don't see it as SO terrible.

    must dress up and present himself well...I think they're just hoping for a guy that at least owns something other than jeans and sweats. My BF LIVES in his Pats hoodie...I love it, but every so often we have to dress up for something. He has one dressy outfit. That's all I ask.

    must be over relationships with X's
    ....that's just stupid to put in there. Everyone has baggage. But if your ex still has a key and is going to show up at your house and trash the place including anything I may have there (happened to my roommate a couple days ago)...you may want to at least change the lock before you start dating again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katstale View Post
    You got to know the code:

    fit = fat

    average = fat

    slightly overweight = flesh tsunami

    More than that and they just say "rather not say"


    You just made coffee come out of my nose!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCrude View Post
    It used to be a ritual at a place I used to work at where we would recite these whacko City Pages publication's personal ads where women would state their preferences in men they were looking for.These are the pulpy alternative-entertainment directory newspapers that you get for free when leaving a super market.

    Most men were not fussy and pretty much were flexible looking to meet women that were equal or of lower status in size,looks,professions,amount of education and vocations etc.

    Women on the other hand always seemed to want to find someone who was a good catch bringing more to the table than they themselves brought to the table and could offer the guy.Women are just plain bitchy these days it seems.And the trend is where your SWF's that are 45,want to hitch up with 21-35 year old guys.Then you have a large percentage of your SWF's looking to meet SBM's.You never see SWM's saying they want to meet SBF's.


    Allot of women would say they are BBW's''Big''in other words,huge''and they were looking to meet fit athletic men.If a huge fat slob of a guy put in an ad that he wanted to meet slender and fit women, he would be a laughing stock.There are allot more nice looking fit guys that have fat fetishes than nice looking fit women that have fat fetishes.


    You actually see ads where the woman will place an ad similar to this.Must have a steady job,good car,stable finances,no mama's boys,no guys looking for sex only,take a hike if you are just in it for sex.No illegal aliens looking for a sugar momma to get you citizenship or money,no druggies,no drunks,no smokers,must dress up and present himself well,must be over relationships with X's yada,yada,yada,yada!
    You know these women are sewn up bitches when in their welcome header they list themselves as professionals.Usually they are some fluff degree psychologist who's a pompous ass making their money from clients that are on SSI funded by tax payers.These women probably get 100's of replies from decent guys that are willing to take their shit

    If a guy listed all these demands in a personal ad,the only replies he would get would be from enraged feminists that would want to track him down to beat him up.

    Women say they don't have equal rights and have it so rough and that's a pile of shit when it comes to women being able to better their position in life through marriage as compared to what the average guy gets from marriage.

    When a guy gets ripped off in marriage it's usually that he married a gold digger with 6 kids from 6 different guys and knew how awful she was going into the marriage.When a woman get's ripped off by a guy in marriage,it's because she thought he was Warren Buffet's son and gave him a cash advance until his dad released his 10 million annual trust fund payment.
    Somebody give this man a free SBR shirt!

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