[ShamsWoof10]

It was a metaphor.

(can always look it up).

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SH*T!!!

Do you really think I quoted that because I didn't know or was there another reason..?

[BigBollocks]

I'm somewhere between the two options Baus. I don't think you should tell her, but I don't think you should hook up with her again until you've gotten yourself checked out. Passing on a STD would be as selfish and horrible as it gets. GL my man..

[thebigguy]

Man you have got yourself in trouble.

I think you should do whatever JJ recommends as he is a man of the world.

[Shark79]

Do the test first. Then decide what to do. If you dont tell her ... just make sure you dont call out the vegas girl name when banging your gf. Then ur in deep sh!t.

[Cee]

What a surprise, dishonorable and untrustworthy people on a gambling message board.

This is me being surprised

[Dark Horse]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SH*T!!!

Do you really think I quoted that because I didn't know or was there another reason..?

Funny. On the fence about the Fed and 9/11, where it comes to righteousness, but nowhere to be found when woman enters the picture.

[ShamsWoof10]

Funny. On the fence about the Fed and 9/11, where it comes to righteousness, but nowhere to be found when woman enters the picture.

Oh I'm to be found... I'm just not cheesey!!!! I mean come on... geez a virgin would walk across the earth with a pot of gold... let me guess when they line up to get their gold you'll be there to check their pussy to make sure...

[jjgold]

Video up in 15 minutes

[Dark Horse]

Oh I'm to be found... I'm just not cheesey!!!! I mean come on... geez a virgin would walk across the earth with a pot of gold... let me guess when they line up to get their gold you'll be there to check their pussy to make sure...

That's known as 'projection'. Maybe for another day. First look up metaphor.


And few things are more cheesy to me than your concept of woman.

[ShamsWoof10]

That's known as 'projection'. Maybe for another day. First look up metaphor.

That is what's known as a "TOOL"! but that's for another day!

....and since you know DH.. how about a pop quiz ...what is my concept of women..?

Did you ever answer your question a few posts ago..? When I mentioned it you turned to "look it up" and my concept of women...

[Dark Horse]

That's known as mass hypnosis; but that's for another lifetime.

[Dark Horse]

....and since you know DH.. how about a pop quiz ...what is my concept of women..?

It's commonly referred to as 'follow your dick'.

[ShamsWoof10]

It's commonly referred to as 'follow your dick'.

Why because I get laid and I don't have to supply a pot of gold ? I respect women just fine!

Most women and men would gag in the real world at your cheesey metaphor!

[purecarnagge]

BAUS- been there done this. This chick is going to meet you at the airport. Pick you up. go get dinner, say how hungry you are. Go check out a movie or something. Then say damn Im exhausted now. find any damn ****ing reason to go home alone and not bang her. But here is the great part about this strategy, and yes this is a strategy. You dodge this chick for the rest of the week. Until you get your test results back. This means finding some dive bar to go hang out in for 5 days or some old buddies that you haven't seen in awhile you do it. When she calls voicemail. Call her back after two days and just be like. I'm sorry I had a emergency come out with blah blah friend or I've been working crazy hours or I'm just stressed out with this I want to see you too. But I really just need to deal with this situation.

Now this is where having a friend that she might know of but not actually know or see or meet or ever run into again will come in handy. For me its my bestfriend from highschool that moved to CA. I live in iowa. So I'm safe. Here is the problem.

YOU DODGE THIS CHICK NO MATTER THE COST.

You don't answer your phone by anyone who might be associated with her aka any friend that might call you on her behalf... Just chill go have fun for 5 days.

If your even thinking about this thread seriously you obviously want to keep having sex with her and care about her enough to delay seeing her for a week. And besides when its all said and done. YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME WITH HER RIGHT WHEN YOU GOT BACK FROM THE AIRPORT.... So its not like she hasn't seen you in awhile.

If you really didn't care you would just dump her to begin with and find someone else. So its your call, I think you like her more than you admit.

[jjgold]

[The Seer]

[Dark Horse]

Why because I get laid and I don't have to supply a pot of gold ? I respect women just fine!

Most women and men would gag in the real world at your cheesey metaphor!

Ah... We're going to measure something by what most people would think. Now we're getting somewhere. That fits right in with monkey consciousness. Any monkey can enter a vagina. It takes far greater subtlety to enter and awaken a heart. Watch what happens to a woman if you ever succeed at that.

But let me not distract you any longer. After all, you got it all figured out.

[pico]

So I've been seeing this nice girl for the last 10-12 weeks, and it's at the point where she feels like this is a committed relationship. I like her, we get along fine, but I can't see this developing into marriage. She seems to be more into me than I am into her. She trusts me enough that we have unprotected sex.

So I was in Vegas for the last few days and I banged this pretty decent looking broad I picked up at the Palms while playing BJ. Columbian/Indian mix. So I was nailing her with a condom, but I hate condoms so I took it off and nailed her some more WITHOUT condom.

I will be seeing my girl tomorrow and she will surely want to have sex. She is a nice girl, and trusts me 100%, and I don't want to potentially pass on anything I may have contracted from this Vegas girl. What do I do?

Tell her nothing, and have sex with her like nothing happened?

Or, tell her the truth and put the ball in her court?

Help me out on this one boys.

BAUS

here is my rational analysis of your predicament...i think it is a bit late now, but i just saw your post.

you have a very nice a girl, and if you tell her you nailed another girl without condom...that will for sure spell doom to your nice relationship.

now think about contracting STD after one encoutner...the probability of that happening is about 30%...if i can remember correctly. So there is 70% that you'll ruin your relationship for nothing. i'd say that is pretty bad odds. if i were you...go on about your business pretend nothing had happened...try to delay having sex with her or use a condom for about 14 days. if you can't do that without causing suspecion, then you might have to risk it. get tested right a way. your results should be back after 14 days. if you test is negative, then you're in the clean...congrats.

now if your result is positive for a treatable STD, you have to go clean and explain it to her and tell her to get tested. if you got herpies or hiv, then you're pretty much screwed, but there is still a chance she might not get it, so you have to come clean and tell her to get tested. this is the worst situation, i would hang my self. but telling her now won't change the fact your got some uncurable std.

i've been there, condom is no fun at all. i do not approve of what you did, but i understand.

best of luck

[ShamsWoof10]

here is my rational analysis of your predicament...i think it is a bit late now, but i just saw your post.

you have a very nice a girl, and if you tell her you nailed another girl without condom...that will for sure spell doom to your nice relationship.

now think about contracting STD after one encoutner...the probability of that happening is about 30%...if i can remember correctly. So there is 70% that you'll ruin your relationship for nothing. i'd say that is pretty bad odds. if i were you...go on about your business pretend nothing had happened...try to delay having sex with her or use a condom for about 14 days. if you can't do that without causing suspecion, then you might have to risk it. get tested right a way. your results should be back after 14 days. if you test is negative, then you're in the clean...congrats.

now if your result is positive for a treatable STD, you have to go clean and explain it to her and tell her to get tested. if you got herpies or hiv, then you're pretty much screwed, but there is still a chance she might not get it, so you have to come clean and tell her to get tested. this is the worst situation, i would hang my self. but telling her now won't change the fact your got some uncurable std.

i've been there, condom is no fun at all. i do not approve of what you did, but i understand.

best of luck

Good post and rational Pico... but just one thing... either I am the luckiest man in the world (and I'm not) or that stat is not even close...

[ShamsWoof10]

Ah... We're going to measure something by what most people would think. Now we're getting somewhere. That fits right in with monkey consciousness. Any monkey can enter a vagina. It takes far greater subtlety to enter and awaken a heart. Watch what happens to a woman if you ever succeed at that.

But let me not distract you any longer. After all, you got it all figured out.

I am only asking you bring some crackers next time that's all.. but that's for another day..

Awaken her heart...oh boy!

[Dark Horse]

Awaken her heart...oh boy!

Right. The absurdity.

[BAUS]

BAUS- been there done this. This chick is going to meet you at the airport. Pick you up. go get dinner, say how hungry you are. Go check out a movie or something. Then say damn Im exhausted now. find any damn ****ing reason to go home alone and not bang her. But here is the great part about this strategy, and yes this is a strategy. You dodge this chick for the rest of the week. Until you get your test results back. This means finding some dive bar to go hang out in for 5 days or some old buddies that you haven't seen in awhile you do it. When she calls voicemail. Call her back after two days and just be like. I'm sorry I had a emergency come out with blah blah friend or I've been working crazy hours or I'm just stressed out with this I want to see you too. But I really just need to deal with this situation.

Now this is where having a friend that she might know of but not actually know or see or meet or ever run into again will come in handy. For me its my bestfriend from highschool that moved to CA. I live in iowa. So I'm safe. Here is the problem.

YOU DODGE THIS CHICK NO MATTER THE COST.

You don't answer your phone by anyone who might be associated with her aka any friend that might call you on her behalf... Just chill go have fun for 5 days.

If your even thinking about this thread seriously you obviously want to keep having sex with her and care about her enough to delay seeing her for a week. And besides when its all said and done. YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME WITH HER RIGHT WHEN YOU GOT BACK FROM THE AIRPORT.... So its not like she hasn't seen you in awhile.

If you really didn't care you would just dump her to begin with and find someone else. So its your call, I think you like her more than you admit.

This advice makes the most sense to me. I banged this broad on monday night in the wee hours, and my girl will be coming over in a few hours.....what do I do.....

She just called and asked me if I was banging anyone down in Vegas and if it was 'safe' for her to come over....man

Coach, I will be writing my detailed report shortly. Great fukin video coach, I laughed my ass off.

BAUS

[ShamsWoof10]

I watched the video. I have no idea what AIDS is, exactly. There seems evidence that HIV does not and can not cause AIDS. I do understand that the (western) medical world is a huge industry, where selling drugs could easily and often does get precedence over finding cures. Am I going to delve deeper into the subject? No. This is not my battle.

To the question whether or not AIDS has affected me directly, I answer a resounding yes. Without Magic Johnson the NBA wouldn't make such a big deal about blood, and Nash could have finished game 1 in the Suns-Spurs series.

In any case. Any guy who knowingly passes on AIDS can have a civilized choice:

1) death by firing squad;
2) having his d*ck cut off;

No I think it's you who has it all figured out... You are going to cut off everyone's d*ck for something you admit "I have no idea what AIDS is.."

Right. The absurdity.

[Dark Horse]

Since you spend all that time, let me take two secs.

I have no idea what AIDS is, but I don't question its existence.

Now go dig some more.

[seaborneq]

I seriously hope you arent a male



^^here watch this...lmfao

and my advice is what she dont know wont hurt her

but if you do tell...dont be surprised if she goes out that same night to the local bar for some new dick....real talk

Yes I am male, married to the same lady the last 13 years with a child about to turn one year old. Once you have lived and learned something about life then you will understand the advice that I gave BAUS. Would you want your mother, sister, or daughter dating BAUS? If you would, then I know why you are questioning my post, because you don't care about anyone else either.

[ronald]

I was present for the encounter in the bed next to Baus. Here is my account of the events.

Las Vegas on the night in question:

12:48AM: gaming with Baus at the Palms. Feeling tired due to massive comped meal, decide to head to the Hard Rock and head to bed.

1:30AM: game a bit at the Hard Rock, use the K-O count for a bit, make some coin, head up to bed. Make a crack about Edward O. Thorp at the table before leaving.

1:50AM: pop in a nice dip of Copenhagen and listen to some Euro trash music before bed.

2:15AM: lights out

4:30AM: Feel someone poking me in my sleep, look up to see Baus about 6 inches from my face. Can smell a blend of Red Bull and stale Cope on his breath. He says: "I've got a babe here Ronald, and she's taking a piss. Pretend you're sleeping and you can listen to us ****."

4:35AM: Baus starts ****ing her on the hard bathroom floor tile for some reason. I later he found out he ****ed her on the counter as well, which explains the noise I heard of something falling in the sink. I was pissed cause I thought it might be my contact lens case.

4:45AM: Baus brings her into the room and starts ****ing her on the bed. Can't really see much since the room is dark and I don't have my contacts in. I can identify Baus by his trademark black socks against the backdrop of the pristine white Hard Rock bed sheets.

5:00AM: Baus continues to **** the broad. He loves to laugh while he ****s for some reason. He just keeps snickering while he ****s her. I can hear his balls slapping a bit. The babe appears to be loving it. My shoulder starts to tighten up since I can't move while I pretend to sleep. My whole left arm goes numb for a brief period of time. I try to time my body movements with her moans so that my awakened presence goes undetected.

5:10AM: Broad gets on top of Baus and starts riding him. I can tell it's the broad because of the long hair. Otherwise I would have no ****ing clue.

5:15AM: Musty smell in room starts to become unbearable. Smells a bit like fish. Then I try to mentally imagine the delightful taste of Swedish Fish instead.

5:20AM: I try to piece together where Baus may have found this broad. I hypothesize that it may be the broad from the Palms who was at our table. I think to myself that, while she is a pretty decent broad, it's shameful that Baus would **** someone who stands on a Soft 15 and hits 14 against a dealer 6.

5:35AM: ****ing continues in all sorts of positions, with Baus laughing all the while. I begin to hear some jingling noises. It sounded like someone had coins in their pocket, or like Baus was ****ing a slot machine. I later found out it was simply the sound of bracelets clanging together on the broad's wrist.

6:15AM: **** session winds down with Baus saying: "I'm done." I was thinking of reaching over and pressing the PLAY button on my Euro Trash CD in order to motivate him to continue ****ing her, but I decided against it.

6:30AM: Broad leaves the hotel room to return to her sugar daddy. She was actually at the casino playing with some other dude's money while we were there.

6:31AM: Baus releases back to back loud farts that he had clearly been holding in throughout the **** session.

6:35AM: Baus puts in a dip of Cope and we go over the details of the **** session.

7:30AM: Lights out.

[ShamsWoof10]

Since you spend all that time, let me take two secs.

I have no idea what AIDS is, but I don't question its existence.

Now go dig some more.

Fine but before going to cut all the guys d*cks off or TAKING THEIR LIFE do you mind finding out if it exists in the manner that is believed..? It existing is not enough!

[seaborneq]

I seriously hope you arent a male




^^here watch this...lmfao

and my advice is what she dont know wont hurt her

but if you do tell...dont be surprised if she goes out that same night to the local bar for some new dick....real talk

I could not see the video, but I did see RAW, and Eddie Murphy can't tell me shit about relationships or raising children. But if I need someone to deny paternity or pick up a few transvestites I will give him a call.

[Stumpage]

This thread comes strong out of the starter's block and has a very early lead in the "Thread of the Year" contest.....This one is bringing everybody out of the woodwork.

For some reason, I'd really like to hear Ganch's view. Must be some sort of mathematical probability that can be "inserted" into this.....

[ShamsWoof10]

I was present for the encounter in the bed next to Baus. Here is my account of the events.

Las Vegas on the night in question:

12:48AM: gaming with Baus at the Palms. Feeling tired due to massive comped meal, decide to head to the Hard Rock and head to bed.

1:30AM: game a bit at the Hard Rock, use the K-O count for a bit, make some coin, head up to bed. Make a crack about Edward O. Thorp at the table before leaving.

1:50AM: pop in a nice dip of Copenhagen and listen to some Euro trash music before bed.

2:15AM: lights out

4:30AM: Feel someone poking me in my sleep, look up to see Baus about 6 inches from my face. Can smell a blend of Red Bull and stale Cope on his breath. He says: "I've got a babe here Ronald, and she's taking a piss. Pretend you're sleeping and you can listen to us ****."

4:35AM: Baus starts ****ing her on the hard bathroom floor tile for some reason. I later he found out he ****ed her on the counter as well, which explains the noise I heard of something falling in the sink. I was pissed cause I thought it might be my contact lens case.

4:45AM: Baus brings her into the room and starts ****ing her on the bed. Can't really see much since the room is dark and I don't have my contacts in. I can identify Baus by his trademark black socks against the backdrop of the pristine white Hard Rock bed sheets.

5:00AM: Baus continues to **** the broad. He loves to laugh while he ****s for some reason. He just keeps snickering while he ****s her. I can hear his balls slapping a bit. The babe appears to be loving it. My shoulder starts to tighten up since I can't move while I pretend to sleep. My whole left arm goes numb for a brief period of time. I try to time my body movements with her moans so that my awakened presence goes undetected.

5:10AM: Broad gets on top of Baus and starts riding him. I can tell it's the broad because of the long hair. Otherwise I would have no ****ing clue.

5:15AM: Musty smell in room starts to become unbearable. Smells a bit like fish. Then I try to mentally imagine the delightful taste of Swedish Fish instead.

5:20AM: I try to piece together where Baus may have found this broad. I hypothesize that it may be the broad from the Palms who was at our table. I think to myself that, while she is a pretty decent broad, it's shameful that Baus would **** someone who stands on a Soft 15 and hits 14 against a dealer 6.

5:35AM: ****ing continues in all sorts of positions, with Baus laughing all the while. I begin to hear some jingling noises. It sounded like someone had coins in their pocket, or like Baus was ****ing a slot machine. I later found out it was simply the sound of bracelets clanging together on the broad's wrist.

6:15AM: **** session winds down with Baus saying: "I'm done." I was thinking of reaching over and pressing the PLAY button on my Euro Trash CD in order to motivate him to continue ****ing her, but I decided against it.

6:30AM: Broad leaves the hotel room to return to her sugar daddy. She was actually at the casino playing with some other dude's money while we were there.

6:31AM: Baus releases back to back loud farts that he had clearly been holding in throughout the **** session.

6:35AM: Baus puts in a dip of Cope and we go over the details of the **** session.

7:30AM: Lights out.

WOW hell of a story and well told too.... Some absolutely HILARIOUS parts...

Damn Baus having a family makes it more complicated...

The best of luck and I really mean it...

[purecarnagge]

Just dodge the biatch, if shes already asking if its safe to screw her then this is where you drop the bomb. If you don't give a **** roll the dice. SEe how you fair at Craps IRL. She obviously halfway suspects something...

This girl is smart, and I dunno why Baus don't want her thats your call though. But she aint dumb so feeding her some bs story aint going to work. DODGE THAT CHICK. Just keep dodging her until you get your results back.

Never bareback a chick from vegas...

[BAUS]

Never bareback a chick from vegas...

It wasn't the first time I did that in Vegas. I'm really playing with fire by doing this shit. I need to think better sometimes.

BAUS

[Yung Mula]

No, unprotected in Vegas, what could be better?