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Old 01-08-08, 07:11 AM   #1
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Default Greek Offered Me A Job Last Night

Guys down there must be reading my shit and they want to help me out. I was offered a clerks job and going to take it. I will be answering the phones, ect and expect to move up quickly. I am excited and this is where I belong.

How Is Jamaica to live?
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Old 01-08-08, 07:34 AM   #2
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Default Was the Greek offer before or after Hillary called you to bail her out?

JJ,you sound like the Rhinestone Cowboy with a subway token and a dollar tucked inside your shoe and offers coming over the phone.

Did the Greek offer come before or after Hillary called you to fix her failed presidential campaign?Did it come before or after Bush called you to fix the war in Iraq or the sub prime mortgage fiasco?Did it come before or after SMU offered the vacant coaching job at SMU football that you turned down?

The Greek should thank their lucky stars that a man of your caliber decided to accept their offer over all the other fabulous lucrative offers that come your way many times a week.You are so in demand!Have you thought about getting an agent to filter out all the not so good offers like being the next Dolphins coach under a task master like Parcels?Afterall,there can't be two captains of the ship when JJ Gold is the ship's captain.It was just on the news that Starbuck's fired their CEO,now there would be a good job for you JJ but you might turn that one down too because the Seattle weather doesn't agree with you.Maybe you should think about getting an entourage and some yes men to hover around you and some bling to make people know that you have arrived on the scene too?You have an image to uphold JJ because your have a persona.

Have you been reading Walter Mitty again lately JJ?

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Old 01-08-08, 07:54 AM   #3
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I choose to believe JJ, and to you sir I wish happy trails and good luck. To everyone else, I urge you to review JJ's video demonstrating how to get an extra half point when calling up a book.
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Old 01-08-08, 07:56 AM   #4
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Hank I need to talk to you. Give me a number and a time, it's long overdue...
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Old 01-08-08, 08:37 AM   #5
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Billy will check later to see if my Vegas Number still works

Will have press conference tonight about this on youtube.

I am excited, videos will still be available

A new chapter for me
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Old 01-08-08, 09:37 AM   #6
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Billy will check later to see if my Vegas Number still works

Will have press conference tonight about this on youtube.

I am excited, videos will still be available

A new chapter for me

Hanky you're becoming bigger by the second. I see several forums have big threads about your YouTube videos now. The one about your lawsuit against SBR seems to have really put you over the top! I smell a big '08 for you
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Old 01-08-08, 10:11 AM   #7
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congrats on the new job
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Old 01-08-08, 10:49 AM   #8
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Do me a favor and bang some of those sportsbook babes if they're real. If not, then bang them anyway.
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Old 01-08-08, 10:52 AM   #9
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Good luck with your new job. Hopefully you won't have to suck any more dicks.
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Old 01-08-08, 11:23 AM   #10
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It was only a matter of time before this guy got his foot in the door somewhere big and started making a name for himself. He has already accumulated enough wealth to never have to work again however he has the heart to go help the boys down in Jamaica. JJ has a heart of gold, and when you help others like he does, karma will come around.
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Old 01-08-08, 11:27 AM   #11
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He gets a bonus too because he can skip town and hide from all the local bookies he owes.
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Old 01-08-08, 11:28 AM   #12
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I think in the beginning I will have lower level duties, I hope I do not fuk this new venture up.
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Old 01-08-08, 11:41 AM   #13
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Lots of big breasted Jamaican women, go down and smoke some pot, have a good time. Food probably sucks but you'll live, hopefully there's a lot of frozen pizza down there.
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Old 01-08-08, 12:00 PM   #14
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JJ - I knew you would hit it big one day.

Patience pays.

Let us know if you see Beatriz down there, and how your lawsuit works out. I think you should throw in a couple of million for pain and suffering, but thats just me, Im a dreamer.
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Old 01-08-08, 12:00 PM   #15
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dont fall fer that ol' trap, jj.....greek just wants you to come on down to Jamaica to clear up that little matter of the 14k you stiffed him for. long damn bus ride just to get yer hands busted up
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Old 01-08-08, 12:10 PM   #16
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yea and I am running for president too
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Old 01-08-08, 12:17 PM   #17
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dont fall fer that ol' trap, jj.....greek just wants you to come on down to Jamaica to clear up that little matter of the 14k you stiffed him for. long damn bus ride just to get yer hands busted up
Prick keep my personal shit out of this thread



uncalled for to bring up any credit sheets from Greek, is working there going to pay my debt off for the 1st 6 months??

Ahhhh not your concern
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Old 01-08-08, 12:37 PM   #18
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So its not really a job offer ... but an actual method to pay up whats owed. Interesting ...

Anyway .. GL in Jamaica ... great ppl ... great pot ... great sex !
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Old 01-08-08, 12:41 PM   #19
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It still is a job offer, I kind of though have to take it.
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Old 01-08-08, 12:48 PM   #20
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Hey man ... dont know u that much ... but sh!t ... if you can take a trip to Jamaica and pay off your debt ... Hell YEAH!! ... best sex and pot u can find ! trust me ... you will lose those pounds and become the next MILF HUNTER !
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Old 01-08-08, 01:18 PM   #21
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Guys down there must be reading my shit and they want to help me out. I was offered a clerks job and going to take it. I will be answering the phones, ect and expect to move up quickly. I am excited and this is where I belong.

How Is Jamaica to live?

noooooo, i don't want to call up CS and have someone cuzzing at me the whole time
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Old 01-08-08, 03:01 PM   #22
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Can anyone actually picture JJ in Jamaica answering the phone "Good Afternoon, Hank Webber speaking, how can I assist?"

LMAO !! and then he freaking goes off on you with a wager that was not graded properly. Too funny ...

JJ if your allowed do a vid when u get there of your first CS Experience .... I bet he will get fired after customer #3.
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Old 01-08-08, 05:52 PM   #23
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JJ Gold found butchered in Jungles of COsta rico within 3 weeks

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me personally i hope they find him being hung by a boa constrickker in a tree with rug in tact
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Old 01-08-08, 05:54 PM   #24
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Goodjob JJ, hard work pays off
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Old 01-08-08, 05:57 PM   #25
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Congrats,
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Old 01-08-08, 05:58 PM   #26
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i was plannin on stoppin by to make a youtube this summer...guess i'll put that on hold.

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Old 01-08-08, 05:59 PM   #27
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mofo I will be back and forth

Home 4 days a month
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mofo I will be back and forth

Home 4 days a month



early july at the latest i'll be in nj. may hit up ac sometime before that if you're down to gamble and talk to some women.
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Old 01-08-08, 06:19 PM   #29
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Good way to pay off a debt , not a way to stop a gambling problem lol
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Old 01-08-08, 06:21 PM   #30
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JJGold fired within a month: -5000

JJGold fired within a month for sexually harassing another male employee: -4000
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You will like the Greek and BetJamica's offices, very nice. A lot of good people there. Spiro and Scotty are very interesting guys.

Take my advice and dont go out to clubs there. If you want to drink go to a hotel bar like the Ritz carlton. But dont fuk around down there at clubs.
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You will like the Greek and BetJamica's offices, very nice. A lot of good people there. Spiro and Scotty are very interesting guys.

Take my advice and dont go out to clubs there. If you want to drink go to a hotel bar like the Ritz carlton. But dont fuk around down there at clubs.
Any good stories John?
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Old 01-08-08, 06:54 PM   #33
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Whats wrong with the clubs?

Personally, I think it would be pretty fun to work in a sportsbook for about a month. Some funny weird shit happens down there I bet.
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Old 01-08-08, 06:57 PM   #34
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I don't buy this story at all
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Old 01-08-08, 07:06 PM   #35
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Personally, I'd say the clubs there are dangerous for whiteys to put it bluntely. No good stories and I could be wrong but the people scare me. ive drank in a wholeee lot of clubs in a whole lot of countries and it never felt like it did there. Stick with the tourists spots which are hotels and beach resorts. They are heavily secure. There are places in Jamaica that the police dont even go so be careful there.
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