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    Default I'm Jealous Of Tony Romo

    I guess that $60m contract gets rid of the American Idol riffraff and brings you back into first class territory.



    Is watching him from a luxury booth in a pink Romo jersey..

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    This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

    Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

    Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)
    what's with the CAPS on every word in the sentence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

    Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)
    I heard on TV Romo is third generation MEXICAN, why does he want people to think he is Italian!?

    He is a MEXICAN, the right place for Romo is working in Taco Bell not Italian restuarants!

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    In NYC and Philly, a lot of mexican's work in Italian restaurants. Paulie even makes a crack about it in the newest Rocky movie. Maybe that's why Romo thinks he is Italian. lol.

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    She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

    Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

    Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.

    Again, I have to disagree with JJ.

    I would touch her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

    Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.
    The day you are in position to choose what kind of women YOU want to touch, will never come..

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    She is dumb as a box of rocks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pokernut9999 View Post
    She is dumb as a box of rocks.
    is that not a good thing?

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    Her face almost looks like a man's face, doesn't it?

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    I think I even see a beard and an adam's apple.

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    She has really nice and she's dumb as rocks. She also comes with a truckload full of cash, and an ok looking sister with low self-esteem. Can anyone say ménage à trois? If she doesn't cheat on ya, that would be the perfect wife.

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    So Romo is 2 for 2 in having his skanks come watch him and sucking total ass in front of them. What's the Over-Under on the dump date now? I go with Jan.1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slacker00 View Post
    Her face almost looks like a man's face, doesn't it?
    SLAKER, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ,WHO THOUGHT SO!!!!
    nothing is uglier than a bitch that's got shit for brains

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    [QUOTE=BEANTOWNJIM;449730]This F-cking Dago Will Be Flipping Pizzas In An Italian Restaurant If He Keeps Playing Like He Is Today.

    Who Do You Want In A Big Game The Irishman Tom Brady Or The Garlic Snapper Tony Romo (case Closed)[/QUOTE

    you are an idiot for betting dallas today

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    She is overrated as far as looks are concerned.

    Take the makeup off and she is nothing, I would not fukkin touch her.
    I don't think she would touch you either

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    It will not last, it is a fake relationship like most of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    So Romo is 2 for 2 in having his skanks come watch him and sucking total ass in front of them. What's the Over-Under on the dump date now? I go with Jan.1.
    Hey, Carrie underwood is not a skank. She's a good girl.

    Simpson, however, is. Get a real jersey, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slacker00 View Post
    Her face almost looks like a man's face, doesn't it?
    Now that you mention it, she does has quite the strong jaw...I bet she would make one HOT dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    Hey, Carrie underwood is not a skank. She's a good girl.
    It takes at least 12 months for the Romo to wear off. She's got another week to go before she's semi-clean.

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    Haha...okay fine, but she was a good girl before him and she'll be a good girl again, yet! If I was a betting girl, I'd say she never even gave it up to him.

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    I never liked Jessica Simpson, there are at least 300 porn stars who are much better looking, like:
    Sylvia Saint
    Lacie Heart
    Delta White
    Dolorian-- i <3 her
    Nikol
    Kayden Kross

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    If any of you homos were in a room and she walked in none of you tough guys would even have the balls to talk to this "ugly" chick. The QB from the Dallas Cowboys thinks shes hot but the losers from SBR wouldn't touch her. Pretty funny.

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    I would touch her but I do not want to marry her!
    She is good enough to be with for a month!
    She is good for casual sex, I would rather marry Nikol the porn star from eastern Europe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rollins08 View Post
    If any of you homos were in a room and she walked in none of you tough guys would even have the balls to talk to this "ugly" chick. The QB from the Dallas Cowboys thinks shes hot but the losers from SBR wouldn't touch her. Pretty funny.
    I think you're onto something. I mean, the guys are pretty harsh in the "Rate her looks" threads too. But this IS the internets and I think saying all of this in an "in a perfect world" scenario.

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    Yucka...who wants to marry a porn star...you can get the same satisfaction by throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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    Girls like Jessica Simpson are like Tampons, every pussy(like Romo) has one, only pussies like these kind of girls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
    Girls like Jessica Simpson are like Tampons, every pussy(like Romo) has one, only pussies like these kind of girls!

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede96 View Post
    Yucka...who wants to marry a porn star...
    Plenty guys would love being married to porn stars.. think of the possibilities..

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    I can see wanting to bang a porn star...or wanting your wife to act like one...but wanting to actually say "...in sickness and in health..." to someone who is likely to come home one day with the clap?

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