[jjgold]

I want to sleep with you

[shari91]

You BASTARD.

[Bigmikesm]

You always scare away any female posters before any of us other guys even get a chance. You're a borderline stalker.

[Cuse0323]

shari you blew your chance, looks like gold has moved on.

[Brock Landers]

I asked her to do a video a while ago, she PEAKED my interest having seen G N R on the Use Your Illusion tour. Want to hear about that and her angle on sports.

[THE PROFIT]

Fuk you, JJ. She's a nice girl & IIIIIM gonna corrupt her!

[shari91]

Originally Posted by Cuse0323

shari you blew your chance, looks like gold has moved on.

Seems you're right.

Are you single?

[jjgold]

She seems nice

I get anxious a little when I see a woman poster here

[wal66]

JJ, when they say cut to the chase this isn't exactly what they had in mind. While I commend you on the shortcut approach I fear it may not translate well. True, you are being honest and direct but maybe in this case you might want to try a more gentle tactic.

I read Jules Fantasy and I agree she might be primed but still would suggest at least worming her up a bit.

I assure you that any woman who ventures into a male dominated setting, even one such as a sports forum already realizes that she is a prime target and probably ( not garunteed but PROBABLY ) expects and even relishes the attention even if it's crast and blatant.

[sickler]

Is she hot?

[jjgold]

Originally Posted by shari91

Seems you're right.

Are you single?

Man this is crazy, I think we are all weirdos and shut ins

How can Shari even ask that question?? Fukkin bold and balsy

[shari91]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Man this is crazy, I think we are all weirdos and shut ins How can Shari even ask that question?? Fukkin bold and balsy

I'm just curious whether Cuse is available or not. Making conversation.

[JW Cash]

How many female gamblers are out there looking for love........

[Cuse0323]

Originally Posted by shari91

I'm just curious whether Cuse is available or not. Making conversation.

Why yes I am, though I haven't lost as much as JJ yet, just give me another year.

[shari91]

Originally Posted by JW Cash

How many female gamblers are out there looking for love........

Most guys can't handle being with a woman who gambles. And I can't handle being with a guy who doesn't like sports. It's tough.

[THE PROFIT]

Im single, never been married, no kids, 34 next month, looking for a woman who can use excel spreadsheet & has a large football database going back to at least 1985.

SBRHarmony.com

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by shari91

Most guys can't handle being with a woman who gambles. And I can't handle being with a guy who doesn't like sports. It's tough.

The problem with dating JJ is quite different. What sane woman will tolerate their man to be on one specific forum posting for 16-18 hours a day, making videos, talking on the phone with bookies and touts, etc..

JJ is not the normal boyfriend who will go to work for 8 hrs and then come home and give her the attention she deserves. JJ treats women like whores he hires for sex and after he is done having sex with them for 45 seconds they are no use to him.

[jjgold]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

The problem with dating JJ is quite different. What sane woman will tolerate their man to be on one specific forum posting for 16-18 hours a day, making videos, talking on the phone with bookies and touts, etc..

JJ is not the normal boyfriend who will go to work for 8 hrs and then come home and give her the attention she deserves. JJ treats women like whores he hires for sex and after he is done having sex with them for 45 seconds they are no use to him.

Paver uncalled for, you have costed meat least 2 women I could of scored with due to your inaccurate
posts about me.

[minet123]

Your to smooth Sponsey
How the Chicas aren't lined up around Newark

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by jjgold

Paver uncalled for, you have costed meat least 2 women I could of scored with due to your inaccurate
posts about me.

Make me POTM and all "inaccurate" posts will stop.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by sickler

Is she hot?

Why is this important? he wants to "sleep" with her, it's not like he wants sex.

[sickler]

Originally Posted by betplom

Why is this important? he wants to "sleep" with her, it's not like he wants sex.

I like trying to steal JJ's girlfriends. But only the hot ones.

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by sickler

I like trying to steal JJ's girlfriends. But only the hot ones.

Just be careful with his "hot" girlfriends. Sometimes they turn out to have "hot" rods.

[sickler]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Just be careful with his "hot" girlfriends. Sometimes they turn out to have "hot" rods.

Crotch check on aisle 8.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by sickler

I like trying to steal JJ's girlfriends. But only the hot ones.

Would you steal one of his hot "hairy oyster" girlfriends?

[sickler]

Originally Posted by betplom

Would you steal one of his hot "hairy oyster" girlfriends?

If she's anything like your standard masturbatory fare, no sir.

The one earlier tonight doesn't count. She has 80% less oyster hair than your usual ones.

[THE PROFIT]

A bush is cooooooool

[stealthyburrito]

nothing wrong with a little fur burger.

[Ace_of_Spades]

She doesn't like bald short fat men.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades

She doesn't like bald short fat men.

That means bald, tall, fat men are in.

Lucky me.

[shari91]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Just be careful with his "hot" girlfriends. Sometimes they turn out to have "hot" rods.

[flyingillini]

How many posters have released to her?

[sickler]

Originally Posted by betplom

That means bald, tall, fat men are in.

Lucky me.

No, unlucky you. The opposite of all three would apply.

Place your order:

[THE PROFIT]

I think we have a date to live out her sexual fantasy, but she left & hasnt came back to finalize the deal

[betplom]

Sickler, my head is shaved nowadays.