[Jule]

A dud basically means if I took you to bed you would not know what your doing, or just lay there with no particpation, boring is a another way to put it, you will not take chances in bed and let yourself go, always on bottom,, never make a move on your own, no emotion, ect.

Thanks, JJ, I now learned a new word.

[canon714]

You always scare away any female posters before any of us other guys even get a chance. You're a borderline stalker.

You are correct but remove the word borderline

[canon714]

Seems you're right.

Are you single?

is this a gambling forum or a hook up forum?

[canon714]

The problem with dating JJ is quite different. What sane woman will tolerate their man to be on one specific forum posting for 16-18 hours a day, making videos, talking on the phone with bookies and touts, etc..

JJ is not the normal boyfriend who will go to work for 8 hrs and then come home and give her the attention she deserves. JJ treats women like whores he hires for sex and after he is done having sex with them for 45 seconds they are no use to him.

i think he is 100% accurate.. or at least more accurate than your bets jjgold.

[canon714]

jj, can you add a new column to your spreadsheet please

% of success with female posters on sbr

should fit in nicely with the rest of your selections on your spreadsheet

I will save him the time... just put a big "0" down

[canon714]

I love sushi and Thai food. I like yoga and run (at least when I don't grade stacks of papers). Parks are lovely, especially in Europe and bigger cities in the US. I get lost in books and have a dreamy personality. I write and constantly have a story in my head. Every emotion I am feeling I carry on my face and I am intellectual and sensitive. Oh and EVERYTHING is allowed in- I'd better stop here. Surely, you will meet a woman who is your caliber. I am simply not yours. Allow me to add just one sentence: JJ, I will not meet you.

JJ must be crushed.. lol

[jjgold]

Not crushed, it is a numbers game and if you keep asking women to fuk hopefully one will give in

I played the hand dealt and lost

I am now looking for new meat

[THE PROFIT]

JJ, I know all your shit is just an act, you probably get more pussy than anyone here. Looks aren't everything, confidence matters the most. Plus, you aren't that bad lookin'! From the forehead to the nose with sun glasses on I guess

[jjgold]

JJ, I know all your shit is just an act, you probably get more pussy than anyone here. Looks aren't everything, confidence matters the most. Plus, you aren't that bad lookin'! From the forehead to the nose with sun glasses on I guess

What kid of fukkin bull shit is that??

With my fukkin shades on and hiding me fukkin forehead??

[sickler]

Enlighten me...do you mean to say dude (then I am giggling because I think I don't have one male-sounding syllable in the way I write) or is dud correctly spelled? If so, what is a dud? (curiously waiting for your answer)

Wasn't a typo. Ballroom dancers are duds (lousy in bed). They're too perfectionist in their movements to risk swinging from the chandelier.

[sickler]

What kid of fukkin bull shit is that??

With my fukkin shades on and hiding me fukkin forehead??

That's what Profit is saying, JJ. You have very cool, panty-removing shades.

[sickler]

What were we thinking?

[mathdotcom]

Ugh she is a "dreamer" who likes to write.

Gold consider yourself lucky, this is a guarantee she hasn't even shaved her legs in 15 years let alone her forest of a bush. And deodorant? Don't even go there.

Gold you saved yourself a disaster with a disgusting hippie unemployed psycho broad that had a stinky fuckin coochie. Where is PastorSinALot to sell Jule a coochie cloth ??

[sickler]

JJ tries to score with ALL female posters, even if a suspicious bulge is visible.

Tranny: Don't adjust your package in public

[jjgold]

What ever happened to her???

[crzbrave]

JJGold, I have to thank you for your work man. You have provided me with so many laughs, and this thread and its contributors just made my night. Fukkin one of the funniest threads ever. Gawd damn maybe it's the being up all night that had me laughin my ass off, but damn I was rollin!!

[Smoke]

JJ chopped her up and buried her

[jjgold]

JJGold, I have to thank you for your work man. You have provided me with so many laughs, and this thread and its contributors just made my night. Fukkin one of the funniest threads ever. Gawd damn maybe it's the being up all night that had me laughin my ass off, but damn I was rollin!!

crzbrave this online shit is all I have, I go nuts when women post on the forum and try and connect.
You do not know what it is like to not have been laid in over 14 years
Well if you look at me in vids you see why
I am a banged up scary mother fukker, everyone afraid of me including many posters

[wtf]

oh jj, you are not a slouch

you are a tremendous slouch

[sickler]

crzbrave this online shit is all I have, I go nuts when women post on the forum and try and connect.
You do not know what it is like to not have been laid in over 14 years
Well if you look at me in vids you see why
I am a banged up scary mother fukker, everyone afraid of me including many posters

Imagine if the forum was comprised of at least 50% women. That's where you're headed after the UPS cash-stuffed packages stop coming in from Walker. One of those forums where chicks post their nudie pics then hang around the forum all night basking in the attention....

[crzbrave]

crzbrave this online shit is all I have, I go nuts when women post on the forum and try and connect. You do not know what it is like to not have been laid in over 14 years Well if you look at me in vids you see why I am a banged up scary mother fukker, everyone afraid of me including many posters

JJ you are not that bad man, If you didn't lock yourself in all day long looking at lines and calling books you might have some tail. But we are too busy worrying about the night games. JJ, have you tried Plentyoffish or any dating websites? POF has tons of pu$$y just givin it away... JJ there are 1000's of posters who would go into battle for you and I have seen a few offer to get you laid. We have to get you to use that rooster before you lose it!

[Al Masters]

What ever happened to her???

BUMP!


JJ,you found Jule....

[sickler]

where?

who?

how?

[Al Masters]

where?

who?

how?

Opie and JJGOLD at Zeta's House : Video


4:33 to 4:50 mark....he finally meets Jule.

[sickler]

Al, I see.

There will be further Corbin visits to the Zeta household...

[bobbyfk]

Are you single?

As of matter of fact Shari, yes, yes I am single

[DOMINATER]

wal 66 haven't seen your posts in a while I remember you would always calm me down, good luck wal

[spankie]

As of matter of fact Shari, yes, yes I am single

bobby, what is the number now? 238??

[DOMINATER]

jj your the king of the room yet you claim you fail miserable in real life, thats hard to grasp.

[PhillyFlyers]

I like bowling, walking in parks and alleys

JJ the Ripper?

Serial Killer of NJ?