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Old 11-21-2007, 10:39 PM   #1
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Default Going To Steal Some Turkeys Now

Some of the big chains here have excess and leave the frozen ones in the back of their places for the taking. Hey fuk them they make enough money, I am going to try and get 100 in my van and sell tomorrow morning for $3 each...I can make $300 to gamble with on Friday at track. I have to duke the HS buds of mine $25 each though to help me, I got 3 kids coming kind of young 14 yrs old but they are smart.

We are off now, got one of kids firing up my van

We pull this off every year and sell the turkeys quick in AM

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Old 11-21-2007, 10:42 PM   #2
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where do you live? sounds like a good idea!
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:43 PM   #3
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:44 PM   #4
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you kidding? i live right of rt 22.
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:45 PM   #5
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jj, boosting turkeys now kind of reminds me of that episode of sopranos where tony and chris stole bunch of wine.

hope you won't run into someone else who also had the same idea as you. you better bring someone as a look out
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:45 PM   #6
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:48 PM   #7
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:53 PM   #8
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That was a classic clip Gummo. Good ole Les Nessmen
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:26 AM   #9
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the ole' Dr. Fever, i was a little kid, but i remember watching WKRP. i remember Howard Hesseman(?) more from "Head of the Class"
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:29 AM   #10
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i don't find the video funny at all. what show was that?
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Old 11-22-2007, 12:57 AM   #11
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dont get caught, maybe if you do I will see you on the news.
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Old 11-22-2007, 01:22 AM   #12
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Part of the punch line happens latter on in the show when, Herb and Les return to the studio and Herb says, (Herb was in the helicopter tossing the turkeys)

For the love of g-d , i never knew turkeys couldn't fly.
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Some of the big chains here have excess and leave the frozen ones in the back of their places for the taking.
jj, if they leave them for the taking, then it's not stealing.
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Old 11-22-2007, 08:05 AM   #14
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We got 125 of them, sold only 60 and then cops came and we unloaded them in some alley but did not get caught. I got about $100 clear out of it so I have some gambling money.

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Old 11-22-2007, 08:18 AM   #15
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i don't find the video funny at all. what show was that?
I think you had to grow up in the '70's to get it.
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Old 11-22-2007, 11:06 AM   #16
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Coach, did you sell all of your turkeys yet?
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:56 PM   #17
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Default JJ,you should have given them to charity and cooked and delivered the turkeys too!

JJ,what an uncaring selfish pig you are for not realizing those turkeys could have been put to good use at the soup kitchen or food shelf!!!!Just kidding bigtime!!The grocery store chains probably throw the turkeys away because if they gave them to a food shelf or soup kitchen and someone would have faked illness that ate turkey,they would have gotten sued bigtime!!

I almost hate Thanksgiving as much as I do MLK's birthday because it's an endless guilt trip holiday preaching socialism to us wage slaves that don't take from society and don't care to give to a society that doesn't want to help themselves.

Grant you that groceries are getting higher in price because of our shrinking dollar the government has caused to shrink but you can still get deals on groceries.I'm a bargain consumer and change my eating habits as to what's available in season at a cheap price.Turkey was 69 cents a pound for the last 2 weeks and they threw in free Cool Whip with each turkey so I bought 3 turkeys.A few weeks ago after Halloween,Wall Mart was selling those orange and black 2 pound bags of peanut butter toffee for 50cents a bag so I bought the 15 bags they had remaining.There is a food store chain called Aldies that I go to that is bare bones,no frills and food there is allot cheaper than at Wall Mart.

It's really sad that the nanny state has turned people into helpless dependent fools where they would rather stand in crappy quality government and charity food lines than to look out for themselves hoarding cheap food.Most of the people going to the free Thanksgiving dinners spend more on cigarettes and lottery tickets than they do food.Then when they buy food,it's name brand sugar cereal at $4 a box and convenience foods at convenience stores at suggested retail inflated prices.

It's nice clubs and organizations put on the free Thanksgiving dinners but it would be a cold day in hell before I would eat there where all the women servers have moles on their faces the size of super bowl rings and where transients sitting next to you smell like urine and Ripple and hack up flem in your eating space.

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Old 11-22-2007, 04:37 PM   #18
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Exhausted after making my latest video, I have never been so angry in a video, it will be up in 25 minutes.
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:40 PM   #19
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Exhausted after making my latest video, I have never been so angry in a video, it will be up in 25 minutes.
is it going to be about the lions or the turkeys?
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:49 PM   #20
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its about Willy
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Old 11-22-2007, 04:53 PM   #21
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WHO THE F-CK IS WILLY SOME BIG NIGERIAN FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD.JJ LETS SEE THE VIDEO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PRODUCE IT I NEED A LAUGH I SPENT 3 HOURS WITH MY BROTHER IN LAW
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:03 PM   #22
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Danm! That Willy must have f!cked JJs turkey and left the stuffing all over it !!
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Old 11-22-2007, 05:52 PM   #24
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Boys dont let him fool ya, hanky is just trying to act tough. He has a heart of gold. I was told by a reliable source that he used his gambling money to buy 3000 turkeys and passed them out to the homeless of newark. Boys he is just acting modest as he is one of the all time best gamblers east of the misssissippi. A tear is coming to my eye as I read his story as i know he is just acting modest. An anonymous donor is what he is. heart of gold.
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Old 11-22-2007, 06:00 PM   #25
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this is hilarious. black bookie...hahaha.

this is pre-game entertainment before the villinova game...go wildcats
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JJ is God, love that bald mother fvcker, there is no better entertainment than JJ's videos. Hey Hanky take care of the cold maybe Ill see u at AC tomorrow bro!
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I thought you moved to Vegas ?
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Old 11-25-2008, 09:36 PM   #29
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are you doing again this year?
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you need cash that bad JJ try selling blood plasma
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you kidding? i live right of rt 22.
Where abouts buddy. Im right there too!
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Some of the big chains here have excess and leave the frozen ones in the back of their places for the taking. Hey fuk them they make enough money, I am going to try and get 100 in my van and sell tomorrow morning for $3 each...I can make $300 to gamble with on Friday at track. I have to duke the HS buds of mine $25 each though to help me, I got 3 kids coming kind of young 14 yrs old but they are smart.

We are off now, got one of kids firing up my van

We pull this off every year and sell the turkeys quick in AM

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You have to update the material. You had the exact same story last year coach. Tell Walker to hire some script writers.
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You have to update the material. You had the exact same story last year coach. Tell Walker to hire some script writers.
this was a reply to the post from a year ago..not new material
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