Wow LA is a tough town! SBR John almost gets ass kicked first day here!
You know I blow into town decked out in my burnt orange and wondering who's smart azz idea it was to give out $25 to every poster. I should admit I'm not in the best of moods because I had to get up at 4 AM to catch a 7AM flight to get here. Then I end up sitting next to this hot Texas co-ed. You know hair like silk and a easy smile that a girl like that ought to have a dam permit to use. So my plan to sleep for 3 hours fell though big time.
Anyway I meet my buddy and we head down 710 into Long Beach and hit the Skylinks golf course. This is a good public course but not too fancy.
The starter announces that me and some other group were up. After shaking hands this tall, semi-gay salior looking popeye with a new USC cap said I hear the only thing in Texas is steers and queers...which one are you? I told him I had not heard that and I was sorry I was not up on current events because I just got released from prision after serving 29 years for murder... in the 2nd degree, with a baseball bat. You should of seen that cocky ass smile drain off his face.
Well after I stuck my 2nd shot, a 140 yard 8 iron pulled slightly, up within 18 feet the gay USC sailor guy looks pissed. He says; If you been behind bars how come you can play golf so well?
By now I was -220 to bust out laughing. But I told him the truth that I was related to George Bush, also from Texas right?, and he pulled strings so I could play once aweek while I was in the can.
Bout then he had enough and finally let out a f\*\*k U! I was like; dude, it was a joke. he is probably still growling and snorting fire. I guess these USC fans dont have much of a sense of humor...geez.
OK, enough playing around with the locals. I'm heading out to get you players some real hardcore hanicrapping info!
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The sailor could of been hitting on you....
