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  1. 10-26-07 05:01 PM #1
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    Default JJ Gold Arrested for Impersonating a Capybara*

    Seriously Bro, I saw your latest video. WTF was that on your head, an animal pelt?

    *Capybaras are huge grazing rodents, which live in herds and are semi-aquatic.
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  2. 10-27-07 04:33 AM #2
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    it's all part of the "JJ persona" I bet he looks different when he goes to place fences. If I am a customer and I see JJ with wig and glasses walk onto my property I'd ask for a refund and rip up the contract and through his ass off my property.
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  3. 10-27-07 05:22 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    it's all part of the "JJ persona" I bet he looks different when he goes to place fences. If I am a customer and I see JJ with wig and glasses walk onto my property I'd ask for a refund and rip up the contract and through his ass off my property.
    JJ doesn't just place fences. He also mows lawns.

    HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM MOWING THE LAWN.

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  4. 10-27-07 05:27 AM #4
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    HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM GETTING READY TO DO A YOUTUBE VIDEO:

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  5. 10-27-07 08:18 AM #5
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    JJGold, the zoo called....they said stop shaving the monkeys pubic hair and placing it on your head.
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  6. 10-27-07 08:51 AM #6
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    Video coming and not happy
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  7. 10-27-07 12:23 PM #7
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    what jj don't want anybody to know is that he inherited the rug from Liberace. apparently they had something going during jj's formative years, he wasn't smart enough to stick it out and inherit life-partner type cash. jj broke Liberace's heart, Liberace never forgot him, and had the executor of his will send a limo with the rug on a velvet cushion to a basement in Newark. jj was so touched that he vowed to wear Liberace's rug at all times which is why he gets so fired-up when people flip him crap about it. a love story for the ages, really
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  8. 10-29-07 01:55 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by robzilla View Post
    JJGold, the zoo called....they said stop shaving the monkeys pubic hair and placing it on your head.

    Now this is gold. Not JJ Gold, but solid gold.
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    hey JJ, Tom Cruise called from the 80's... He wants his sunglasses back!
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