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Old 09-25-2007, 05:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Funniest names in sports.Satan-hockey.Hole &colon jockeys in same race.

I wish I would remember all the funny names of people in sports but Satan for the Detroit Red Wings always cracks me up.

Then yesterday on HRTV they had racing on from Suffolk Downs in Boston and in the same race a jockey by the name of Hole and Colon were in it.I know there is a jockey by the last name of Big Hair that races out west. There is a jockey that races out west with even a funnier name but I'll have to find that one.It really cracked me up. The jockeys last name is Not Afraid.I'm taking it that he might be native american and his Indian name translates into English as Not Afraid.


I thought I heard on an NCAA football game this weekend that a players name sounded alot like Human Urine?There was a guy in my school on the basketball team with the last name of Uwren and on the radio broadcasts the play by play guy not even trying to be funny would always say,Uwren is dribbling down the floor.


It reminds me of that blooper record I had in about 1972 as a kid that had that commercial for the bed store saying,kids,come and see scenes of Davy Crocket in action on the mattress.

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Old 09-25-2007, 05:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Still no name better than Rusty Kuntz, before or since. It'll take a lot to knock him off the Gold Medal Podium.
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Old 09-25-2007, 06:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I used to like baseball games where Steve COX would slide into Homer BUSH.
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I wish I would remember all the funny names of people in sports but Satan for the Detroit Red Wings always cracks me up.
Miroslav Satan - they pronounced it "shah tan". He was a long time Buffalo Sabre, should have played for the NJ Devils.
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. Toby Oshitola: Soccer player (striker) for Barnet (UK).

. Jack Glasscock: Shortstop and second baseman for Cleveland, 1879-95.

. Harry Colon: Former defensive back for the Detroit Lions.


. Dean Windass: Soccer player (forward) for Middlesbrough in the UK.

. Ron Tugnutt: NHL goalie (Dallas Stars).

. Misty Hyman: US Olympic swimmer.

. Dick Trickle: NASCAR driver.

. Gregor F:ucka: Slovenian basketball player who now plays for Barcelona.

. Pull Dickoff: Soccer player for West Ham United in the UK.
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Old 09-25-2007, 06:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I. M. Hipp of Nebraska
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Old 09-25-2007, 06:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Isn't there a guy on Florida state whose name is decody fagg
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gotta love the old pitcher named Dick Pole!
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Still no name better than Rusty Kuntz, before or since. It'll take a lot to knock him off the Gold Medal Podium.
This one must be jostling for 1st position.

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This one must be jostling for 1st position.

lol Yeah Taco, I reluctantly agree that Kuntz might be stepping down.....
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Heres a few college hoops players I remember had pretty screwy names when they played.

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Charlotte's women's b-ball team had a player named Ivana Mandic a few years back.

Lucious Pusey still rules, though.
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their is a longtime harness horse driver out of ohio by the name of harry dick
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Old 09-27-2007, 03:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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