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    Thumbs up OT-This guy is brilliant, seriously..Nebraska man sues God

    The guy makes some sense.....in a strange way.

    LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

    State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

    Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

    The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

    He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

    Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

    The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

    Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters. "This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

    U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

    The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions. Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.

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    OMG... This is just too freaking funny.

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    Dan, when you really think about it, God, whether you believe in him or not.....causes a lot of f!@#ing sh1t. In some parts of the world....he offers 99 virgins for lunatic a$$holes. It depends on the region......he adjusts your bonus on region.

    As for the good senator. I saw this live on Fox. He had a Don King afro and a blue t-shirt on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBC77 View Post
    .....causes a lot of f!@#ing sh1t. In some parts of the world....he offers 99 virgins for lunatic a$$holes. It depends on the region......he adjusts your bonus on region.
    You gotta be kidding me..? Why doesn't anyone take any responsibility for their actions.. God doesn't do sh*t ..WE as people takes other people word for the fact that one is trying to harm or hates the other... How do you blame "God" for how stupid we are..? He made us stupid so maaaaaaybe "God" can be blamed for that ...but I don't think so...


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShamsWoof10 View Post
    God doesn't do sh*t
    Finally, I can agree with you 100%.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShamsWoof10 View Post
    You gotta be kidding me..? Why doesn't anyone take any responsibility for their actions.. God doesn't do sh*t ..WE as people takes other people word for the fact that one is trying to harm or hates the other... How do you blame "God" for how stupid we are..? He made us stupid so maaaaaaybe "God" can be blamed for that ...but I don't think so...

    Shamm. It's true though, right? God...poor guy. He gets blamed for everything.

    He has been and still is the reason for bloody conflict all over the globe. No matter which one you believe in. Since the dawn of civilized people.

    Be a real son of a b!@tch if these historic and present holy warriors didn't get paid out after all. A gazillion years of relious conflict and death and no payout. That would be a scam. No way God would get an A rating on SBR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JBC77 View Post
    Shamm. It's true though, right? God...poor guy. He gets blamed for everything.

    He has been and still is the reason for bloody conflict all over the globe. No matter which one you believe in. Since the dawn of civilized people.

    Be a real son of a b!@tch if these historic and present holy warriors didn't get paid out after all. A gazillion years of relious conflict and death and no payout. That would be a scam. No way God would get an A rating on SBR.
    Imagine this:

    prophetreview.com

    Initial ratings have:

    Jesus B+
    Mohammed D+
    Buddha A-

    If Mohammed would allow the eating of bacon and other fine pork products his rating might improve, staff at prophetreview.com are working vigilantly on this and will report back as soon as we hear something.

    Perhaps Jesus could move up a notch if he allowed intercourse before marriage, as it stands now, too many are getting fvcked but in a different way.

    Oh, and BEFORE my execution is ordered by the friendly and often misunderstood members of the Islamic belief, let me say that I do not believe in him and do not fear him, if you can prove his existence I will beg for mercy. Until then, party on!
    Last edited by betplom; 09-18-07 at 10:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    I wonder if their is a market for:

    prophetreview.com

    Initial ratings have:

    Jesus B+
    Mohammed D+
    Buddha A-

    If Mohammed would allow the eating of bacon and other fine pork products his rating might improve, staff at prophetreview.com are working vigilantly on this and will report back as soon as we hear something.
    Perhaps Jesus could move up a notch if he allowed intercourse before marriage, as it stands now, too many are getting fvcked but in a different way.

    Oh, and BEFORE my execution is ordered by the friendly and often misunderstood members of the Islamic belief, let me say that I do not believe in him and do not fear him, if you can prove his existence I will beg for mercy. Until then, party on!
    hahahahahaa good stuff...


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    Glad to see you "get it" shammy, trying to lighten it up a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    Glad to see you "get it" shammy, trying to lighten it up a little.
    My turbin ain't wrapped that damn tight!!

    I like what CBarkley said last night during the Monday Night Game... "The media tells people what to think... they don't even know it though.."


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShamsWoof10 View Post
    hahahahahaa good stuff...

    I knew you had a sense of humor.

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    Hey shams empty your mailbox
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    It's so easy to sue and get an out of court settlement.If I were a homeless bum I would just show up on a wet slushy day at a big retail outlet and fall down.Hell,a bum usually has various injuries already so that's not a problem being exposed as a faker of injuries.Then what big mega corporation wants to be exposed as heartless where they diss street people.A bum could only get away with this kind of accident claim once and they either must be too honest,too stupid or too burnt out to realize that this stunt would work.Getting a check for 25 K beats begging for change.

    The only problem is,you might have to go to a chiropractor and walk in feeling good and come out a cripple from getting bogus treatment from those quacks.
    Last edited by BrentCrude; 09-19-07 at 04:34 PM.

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