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    Default Best way to deal with depressing gambling losses;

    Pick winners .


    No seriously, if you get crushed the best thing to do is to step back for a while. Observe. read. Cut the size of your bets or better yet stop. Step away, get some exercise, watch a movie or knock out some long put off project.

    Many try to ignore it, tune it out with some drinking and partying. That's not effective.
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    I like to sleep with random whores when I lose lots of money. I guess thats not the best way to handle the situation either.

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    Not now John, wait until Sunday night for this type of advice.

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    Thanks to TCU I got all the road tar off my caddy truck !
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    Just let it go, and move on.

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    bet more and try to make up your loss?

    i am joking. massage and girls seems to do the trick for me...and take a break

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    I like to do a big bump of ketamine and forget about it for awhile.

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    Reverses can get you out in no time when your down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by picoman View Post
    massage and girls seems to do the trick for me...and take a break
    Yeah, that works for me too. Nothing like hearing a hot Ukranian/Polish /Russian massage attendant asking me if I want "oil or powder"?

    Had a couple of late game breakdowns yesterday that turned me from a 2k profit to a $1.5K loss.

    Time for a rub & tug.

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    Bet on Tiger Woods every GD tournament he enters for the next 15 years.
    I see at least 40 more victories with about 15 of them being majors.
    I could be wrong on the short side.
    He's the ****ing best since Jordan but he will be competeing for a much longer time.
    It's like betting on the stock market with a buy and hold strategy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moneyplays View Post
    I like to sleep with random whores when I lose lots of money. I guess thats not the best way to handle the situation either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moneyplays View Post
    I like to sleep with random whores when I lose lots of money. I guess thats not the best way to handle the situation either.
    It's the perfect medicine...for instance last weekend I lost money...slept with my booty call over labor day weekend...and had a great week tuesday thru today...

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    Wtf is a "booty call"? Ive lived a sheltered life I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Wtf is a "booty call"? Ive lived a sheltered life I think.
    A female that is kept as a contact, just for a piece of ass when needed.

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    Drink heavily, roll out the next day, work harder on handicapping, play again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlòóker View Post
    A female that is kept as a contact, just for a piece of ass when needed.
    thank you onlooker..yes, the best call one can make..comes thru every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Wtf is a "booty call"? Ive lived a sheltered life I think.
    It's means the same thing why ThePrick's wife #4 on your speed dial.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    Yeah, that works for me too. Nothing like hearing a hot Ukranian/Polish /Russian massage attendant asking me if I want "oil or powder"?

    Had a couple of late game breakdowns yesterday that turned me from a 2k profit to a $1.5K loss.

    Time for a rub & tug.
    i don't like russians. asian girls are the best. their skin is much softer than russians.

    got a massage and bet a shitload on the cowboys...see it worked today

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan View Post
    It's means the same thing why ThePrick's wife #4 on your speed dial.

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    Asians are always have flat asses though. I just aint into that. I like the bubble butts. Something to shake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by picoman View Post
    i don't like russians. asian girls are the best. their skin is much softer than russians.

    got a massage and bet a shitload on the cowboys...see it worked today
    yes picoman....asian massage women....makes you forget about everything ....for an hour

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    i like ukrainian girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Pick winners .


    No seriously, if you get crushed the best thing to do is to step back for a while. Observe. read. Cut the size of your bets or better yet stop. .
    I think the main thing SBR John is saying is, DON'T CHASE ... been there, done that.

    Nowadays, I just put a small portion of my bankroll in a book, and most of it is IN CASH at home. With Neteller gone, I can't chase even if I wanted to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by payupsucker View Post
    Bet on Tiger Woods every GD tournament he enters for the next 15 years.
    I see at least 40 more victories with about 15 of them being majors.
    I could be wrong on the short side.
    He's the ****ing best since Jordan but he will be competeing for a much longer time.
    It's like betting on the stock market with a buy and hold strategy.
    i remember reading an article from artie lange(from howard strern), he said he hates tiger, cause he would bet the field against him and still lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvillekid View Post
    i remember reading an article from artie lange(from howard strern), he said he hates tiger, cause he would bet the field against him and still lose.
    Artie Lang was also a heroin addict and god knows what else. If I am not mistaken, he was fired from Mad TV for doing lines off the copier

    I'll take the under that he dies in two years +220...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Artie Lang was also a heroin addict and god knows what else. If I am not mistaken, he was fired from Mad TV for doing lines off the copier

    I'll take the under that he dies in two years +220...
    your probably right BP, but i think he is like a cockroach, one of those people who will live a long time no matter what abuse they do to themselves. kind of like those old men or ladies in any local bar, that chain smoke and drink like theres no tomorrow, and they can barely get around and they hack all the time and have leather skin thats almost a purpleish hue because they have no circulation, but yet, the guy or gal at your work or your neighbor, that eats good and doesn't drink or smoke ends up with cancer or some disease that kills them at a young age. Artie Lange is a cockroach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvillekid View Post
    your probably right BP, but i think he is like a cockroach, one of those people who will live a long time no matter what abuse they do to themselves. kind of like those old men or ladies in any local bar, that chain smoke and drink like theres no tomorrow, and they can barely get around and they hack all the time and have leather skin thats almost a purpleish hue because they have no circulation, but yet, the guy or gal at your work or your neighbor, that eats good and doesn't drink or smoke ends up with cancer or some disease that kills them at a young age. Artie Lange is a cockroach.
    I'm laughing and puking at the sametime. I never thought I would see the day of that combination. LOL

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