[Pecos Bill]

Ive always wanted to be something cool and a navy seal seems perfect for me, especially now that im working out. I know being a seal is badass, but is it also a prestigious title?..Like will it give me authority over regular people.

Say im a navy seal and i get pulled over by some \*\*\*\*\*\* ass cop, would i be able to slap the shit out of him and say stuff like:

"do you know who the f\*\*k i am roosterlicker? ill have your fvckin badge in the morning"

cop: "im sorry sir, i didnt know!"

me: "slap!"

is that how it works? or can some low ranked piece of shit street cop still boss someone like a navy seal around?...i just want to be something cool and respectable. I want authority.

[Brock Landers]

they want the best, and will take only the best, so good luck pal

[fsugolf]

you wouldn't make it a week

[TheLock]

Originally Posted by pecos bill

ive always wanted to be something cool and a navy seal seems perfect for me, especially now that im working out

el oh el

[Pecos Bill]

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

they want the best, and will take only the best, so good luck pal

thats just a marketing gimmick, i mean look at the marines "the few" my ass, theres shit loads of them and they all look like fat losers. If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.

[flyingillini]

Good luck with your venture. I hope you serve our Country proud!

[TheLock]

Pecos you would cry from the moment you stepped foot on Paris Island

Let's just stop the nonsense and get back to the "I wonder if this bitch will let me f\*\*k her" tonight threads

[Fieldysnuts44]

Pecos,take baby steps like getting laid by a chick,then maybe win a fight, then Navy Seal

[Doc JS]

Originally Posted by Pecos Bill

thats just a marketing gimmick, i mean look at the marines "the few" my ass, theres shit loads of them and they all look like fat losers. If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.

that's the spirit!!!

[TheLock]

Actually Pecos you would go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_...epot_San_Diego
because I think you live closer to the west coast

[eberetta1]

Sounds like you need your own beach ball.

Also, a library card will bring you lots of authority. You can check out any book
you want to help that imagingination with that golden card.

You don't have to wait to become a Navy seal to try that on a cop, by the way.

[pavyracer]

The finishing rate is like 5%. I predict you will quit after the first 8 hrs of training.

[Brock Landers]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

The finishing rate is like 5%. I predict you will quit after the first 8 hrs of training.

[iLogan]

You will DOR the first week with those reasons for going in.

[Grandmaster B]

Originally Posted by Pecos Bill

thats just a marketing gimmick, i mean look at the marines "the few" my ass, theres shit loads of them and they all look like fat losers. If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.

dont let Nina hear you saying that

[odusmykal]

Originally Posted by Pecos Bill

If i can run 3 miles a day, i can become a seal.

1. swim 500 yards in 12.5 minutes or less, followed by a 10-minute rest
2. do 42 push-ups in under two minutes, followed by a two-minute rest
3. do 50 sit-ups in under two minutes, followed by a two-minute rest
4. do six pull-ups, followed by a 10-minute rest
5. run 1.5 miles in boots and long pants in less than 11.5 minutes

This is just to be concidered into the SEAL program.. Then, the real fun starts.. Takes a lot more than running a few miles to become a SEAL.. To think otherwise is an insult to the guys who really are badass'..

But, you may be good for Special Ops.. I mean, maybe you can handle torture.. Anyone who takes 50 grit to their face for fun, well he wouldn't crack and tell secrets after a lil pain..

[The Seer]

lol

[bradthebloke]

I think it would go something like this,

SEALS: Why do you want to be a seal?

PECOS: so i can tell cops to shove it.

SEALS: what makes you think you're good enough?

PECOS: I can run 3 miles and hump cucumbers.

SEALS: Get out.

[jjgold]

Forget it Billy

THose guys are highly skilled and earned their honors

You could not make it one hr

[G's pks]

Stick to fkin cucumbers...

[obamaismyuncle]

Originally Posted by G's pks

Way to go Pecos! I have aways been attracted to Navy Seals!!!

[Chugs]

Originally Posted by bradthebloke

I think it would go something like this,

SEALS: Why do you want to be a seal?

PECOS: so i can tell cops to shove it.

SEALS: what makes you think you're good enough?

PECOS: I can run 3 miles and hump cucumbers.

SEALS: Get out.

[Extra Innings]

delusional

[wtf]

after becoming a seal then you can be the easter bunny

[minet123]

If you want to be a true bad azz join the Légion étrangère( French Foreign legion)

[tltaylor89]

Ha im not even going to entertain this.They break you then reshape you and when you think its over they break you again.

[Pecos Bill]

Originally Posted by tltaylor89

Ha im not even going to entertain this.They break you then reshape you and when you think its over they break you again.

Haha, you guys have seen way too many movies. Its all propaganda, they cant mistreat you....Maybe if your training for south american or asian forces then yeah...but the USA is a bitch country. Im not saying it wouldnt be hard, but i put myself thru worse everyday at the gym.

[Naz18]

You won't make it

[Pecos Bill]

Guaranteed i'd be the instructors pet or best student.

[blackbox]

A navy seal would probably not brag about it, or tell anyone where to go unless instigated. You need character-respect-and ability to react with a smart and accurate mind. Go down to Coronado and find out. gl-navy first step-and ability to do a underwater compass test will start-but first you better learn to triangulate on land.

[obamaismyuncle]

Originally Posted by Pecos Bill

Haha, you guys have seen way too many movies. Its all propaganda, they cant mistreat you....Maybe if your training for south american or asian forces then yeah...but the USA is a bitch country. Im not saying it wouldnt be hard, but i put myself thru worse everyday at the gym.

Wrong.

[Pecos Bill]

Originally Posted by blackbox

A navy seal would probably not brag about it, or tell anyone where to go unless instigated. You need character-respect-and ability to react with a smart and accurate mind. Go down to Coronado and find out. gl-navy first step-and ability to do a underwater compass test will start-but first you better leard to triangulate on land.

How bout i triangulate my foot up your ass.

[blackbox]

first you need to find your foot shit 4 brains-you and what your ****in gang--asking for this info. proves you cannot make your own decisions-**** you and the horse you rode in on-

[frostno98]

Dude, just join the Navy a be done with it

[mrmarket]

Pecos have some respect for the physicality and mental fortitude that the training (and the people who do it)require.You've been working out for what a month? And you regularly get beaten away by a 31 year old woman then come mentally spew about it on the boards. You would get eaten alive doing this.