03-20-10, 10:30 AM
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Listen to You King and have a nice, stress-free, chalky day....
Hello Fukks,
You most likely are hungover, and a little bit poorer than you were when you woke up yesterday. It's OK, the King has been there and knows it sucks. So today I want you guys to follow my plan...
Instead of making 14 bets and 3 parlays I want you fukks to only place 3 wagers today. Now before you close this thread just hang with me for a second. If all goes as planned you will Triple your money today and then you can go back to what you normally do on Friday..
OK, at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210.(for tracking puposed we'll say you have $100 to your name) Reynoylds won't sit this game and Samhan isn't playing the Fukkin Richmond Retards..So now you have about $145 after you win!!
At 5:45 take the $145 and put it on the Baylor Bears Moneyline (-200) to beat Old Diminion..This will be an easy one..So now you are rolling with 217 dollars!!!
For the final stage of the Kings plan you take your $217 and put it on Kansas State to smack around the Mormans at -200. This game starts around 8:00 eastern so you fukks will have to show unmatched discipline to make it this far with only 3 wagers placed. It will all be worth it in the end as you will win $108 more in this game and end the day with $325, more than tripling your bankroll!!
There you have it fukks, that Is what your King is doing today. This will be a good test for you action junkies, maybe you'll learn something..
Have a good day,
Your King
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03-20-10, 10:33 AM
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
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03-20-10, 10:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
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Pavyfukk, has anyone ever told you you look like the guy from the movie "The Fly" on herorin?
Post all 16 of your plays in here and let's see who has a better day..All at once you fukk..no adding plays later like the typical fukk that you are..
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03-20-10, 10:54 AM
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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My picks are posted in my spreadsheet.
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03-20-10, 10:56 AM
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rather just bet on all games including NIT. Good luck king.
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03-20-10, 10:57 AM
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A -210, and two -200 plays
I thought this was a G'sPks thread until I saw who posted it
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03-20-10, 10:58 AM
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#7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
My picks are posted in my spreadsheet.
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So are JJ's...
I mean your real plays...
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03-20-10, 11:00 AM
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enogsiwon
So are JJ's...
I mean your real plays...
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They are my real plays. I'm only posting my NCAA tourney picks there. I bet all games 1 unit based on a new system I developed. So far I'm up 4 units.
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5000pts
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03-20-10, 11:00 AM
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Nowisgone ... I remember that name ... haven't heard from you since we did some web radio together.
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03-20-10, 11:19 AM
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Why not just parlay these 3 plays?
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03-20-10, 01:38 PM
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Nova looks like shit early.
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03-20-10, 01:48 PM
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 Tilt...
Nova coach is a not very bright.. why trap and chase them around.. plays right into their hands..
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03-20-10, 02:04 PM
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could go either way but st marys looks for real 
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03-20-10, 02:08 PM
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what's plan B 
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03-20-10, 02:26 PM
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King, i follow you everytime you give advice.. But if Nova cost me my hundred bucks today, i want your 6 points!! 
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03-20-10, 02:27 PM
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Nice call Eggnog!
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03-20-10, 03:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Enogsiwon
Hello Fukks,
OK first at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210.(for tracking puposed we'll say you have $100 to your name) Reynoylds won't sit this game and Samhan isn't playing the Fukkin Richmond Retards..So now you have about $145 after you win!!
At 5:45 take the $145 and put it on the Baylor Bears Moneyline (-200) to beat Old Diminion..This will be an easy one..So now you are rolling with 217 dollars!!!
For the final stage of the Kings plan you take your $217 and put it on Kansas State to smack around the Mormans at -200. This game starts around 8:00 eastern so you fukks will have to show unmatched discipline to make it this far with only 3 wagers placed. It will all be worth it in the end as you will win $108 more in this game and end the day with $325, more than tripling your bankroll!!
There you have it fukks, that Is what your King is doing today. This will be a good test for you action junkies, maybe you'll learn something..
Have a good day,
Your King
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03-20-10, 03:22 PM
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 King, Nova's loss is not helping my hangover at all..
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03-20-10, 03:22 PM
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who the fuk refers to themselves as the king in third person
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03-20-10, 03:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by iceminers26
what's plan B 
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he said go all in there is no plan B. For you that follow this guy hopefully lesson learned!  
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03-20-10, 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 36mafia
who the fuk refers to themselves as the king in third person
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03-20-10, 03:25 PM
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going to be more upsets to come.
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03-20-10, 03:26 PM
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
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03-20-10, 03:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pavyracer
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03-21-10, 11:27 AM
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03-21-10, 11:28 AM
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03-21-10, 01:25 PM
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What a joke
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03-21-10, 01:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G's pks
Thanks alot King, I put my whole Bankroll ($40) on Villanova ML. Gambling has caused me to lose my wife, house, and my minivan. I just don't know what to do. I am barreled in!
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G's pks maybe just keep to point betting, or take some time off..
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03-21-10, 01:30 PM
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glad to see you guys think this is funny..
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03-21-10, 01:58 PM
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King, i see nothing funny!! I'm down a hundred bucks.. But i'm not mad at you because you are a generous King..  I am however, still waiting on my 6 points..
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