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Old 03-20-10, 10:30 AM   #1
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Default Listen to You King and have a nice, stress-free, chalky day....

Hello Fukks,

You most likely are hungover, and a little bit poorer than you were when you woke up yesterday. It's OK, the King has been there and knows it sucks. So today I want you guys to follow my plan...

Instead of making 14 bets and 3 parlays I want you fukks to only place 3 wagers today. Now before you close this thread just hang with me for a second. If all goes as planned you will Triple your money today and then you can go back to what you normally do on Friday..

OK, at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210.(for tracking puposed we'll say you have $100 to your name) Reynoylds won't sit this game and Samhan isn't playing the Fukkin Richmond Retards..So now you have about $145 after you win!!

At 5:45 take the $145 and put it on the Baylor Bears Moneyline (-200) to beat Old Diminion..This will be an easy one..So now you are rolling with 217 dollars!!!

For the final stage of the Kings plan you take your $217 and put it on Kansas State to smack around the Mormans at -200. This game starts around 8:00 eastern so you fukks will have to show unmatched discipline to make it this far with only 3 wagers placed. It will all be worth it in the end as you will win $108 more in this game and end the day with $325, more than tripling your bankroll!!

There you have it fukks, that Is what your King is doing today. This will be a good test for you action junkies, maybe you'll learn something..

Have a good day,
Your King
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Old 03-20-10, 10:33 AM   #2
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Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
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Old 03-20-10, 10:42 AM   #3
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Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
Pavyfukk, has anyone ever told you you look like the guy from the movie "The Fly" on herorin?

Post all 16 of your plays in here and let's see who has a better day..All at once you fukk..no adding plays later like the typical fukk that you are..
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Old 03-20-10, 10:54 AM   #4
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My picks are posted in my spreadsheet.
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Old 03-20-10, 10:56 AM   #5
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rather just bet on all games including NIT. Good luck king.
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Old 03-20-10, 10:57 AM   #6
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A -210, and two -200 plays

I thought this was a G'sPks thread until I saw who posted it
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Old 03-20-10, 10:58 AM   #7
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My picks are posted in my spreadsheet.
So are JJ's...

I mean your real plays...
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Old 03-20-10, 11:00 AM   #8
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So are JJ's...

I mean your real plays...
They are my real plays. I'm only posting my NCAA tourney picks there. I bet all games 1 unit based on a new system I developed. So far I'm up 4 units.
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Old 03-20-10, 11:00 AM   #9
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Nowisgone ... I remember that name ... haven't heard from you since we did some web radio together.
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Old 03-20-10, 11:19 AM   #10
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Why not just parlay these 3 plays?
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Old 03-20-10, 01:38 PM   #11
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Nova looks like shit early.
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Old 03-20-10, 01:48 PM   #12
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Tilt...

Nova coach is a not very bright.. why trap and chase them around.. plays right into their hands..
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could go either way but st marys looks for real
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Old 03-20-10, 02:08 PM   #14
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what's plan B
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King, i follow you everytime you give advice.. But if Nova cost me my hundred bucks today, i want your 6 points!!
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Old 03-20-10, 02:27 PM   #16
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Nice call Eggnog!
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Old 03-20-10, 03:21 PM   #17
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Hello Fukks,

OK first at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210.(for tracking puposed we'll say you have $100 to your name) Reynoylds won't sit this game and Samhan isn't playing the Fukkin Richmond Retards..So now you have about $145 after you win!!

At 5:45 take the $145 and put it on the Baylor Bears Moneyline (-200) to beat Old Diminion..This will be an easy one..So now you are rolling with 217 dollars!!!

For the final stage of the Kings plan you take your $217 and put it on Kansas State to smack around the Mormans at -200. This game starts around 8:00 eastern so you fukks will have to show unmatched discipline to make it this far with only 3 wagers placed. It will all be worth it in the end as you will win $108 more in this game and end the day with $325, more than tripling your bankroll!!

There you have it fukks, that Is what your King is doing today. This will be a good test for you action junkies, maybe you'll learn something..

Have a good day,
Your King
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Old 03-20-10, 03:22 PM   #18
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King, Nova's loss is not helping my hangover at all..
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who the fuk refers to themselves as the king in third person
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what's plan B
he said go all in there is no plan B. For you that follow this guy hopefully lesson learned!
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who the fuk refers to themselves as the king in third person
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going to be more upsets to come.
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Ah three chalky square bets. No wonder you are the laughing stock of capperville.
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Originally Posted by Enogsiwon
Hello Fukks,

OK first at 1:05 Saint Mary's plays Villanova.. You are gonna put Everything you have on Villanova -210
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What a joke
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Thanks alot King, I put my whole Bankroll ($40) on Villanova ML. Gambling has caused me to lose my wife, house, and my minivan. I just don't know what to do. I am barreled in!
G's pks maybe just keep to point betting, or take some time off..
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glad to see you guys think this is funny..
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King, i see nothing funny!! I'm down a hundred bucks.. But i'm not mad at you because you are a generous King.. I am however, still waiting on my 6 points..
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