[ritehook]

. . . . the wife understands that every autumn she sees less of you --- or she sees a divorce lawyer.

. . . . the folks at your local ** and ** wonder why the hell you come by every few days to send money to the Caribbean.

. . . . the computer at your CC company redlights your account after seeing some four or five figure money transfers.

. . . . you're the only one at the sports bar still intently watching a 4th quarter 35-3 blowout (You almost choke the bartender when he tries to change the channel.)

. . . . you're a lifelong Republican who now votes the straight Democratic ticket,

. . . . "spread" means something other than what you'd like an attractive woman to do with her legs.

[bigboydan]

you're a lifelong Republican who now votes the straight Democratic ticket,

Oh how true this one is nowadays I'm sure.

[flyingillini]

. . . . the wife understands that every autumn she sees less of you --- or she sees a divorce lawyer.

. . . . the folks at your local ** and ** wonder why the hell you come by every few days to send money to the Caribbean.

. . . . the computer at your CC company redlights your account after seeing some four or five figure money transfers.

. . . . you're the only one at the sports bar still intently watching a 4th quarter 35-3 blowout (You almost choke the bartender when he tries to change the channel.)

. . . . you're a lifelong Republican who now votes the straight Democratic ticket,

. . . . "spread" means something other than what you'd like an attractive woman to do with her legs.

hahah i totally agree!!

[pags11]

great stuff!...

[jjgold]

you know when your a football bettor when you have loans and broke

[ritehook]

--- you can be an out-of-shape non-athlete and still say truthfully, "I'm playng the Patriots."

[ritehook]

- - - - a dime means $999.90 more to you than to a non-bettor.

[jjgold]

When you can't get laid

[SBR Lou]

- - - - when you get goosebumps on opening day like you're one of the guys running out of the tunnel.