09-05-07, 08:00 AM
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Fighting Illini
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My 1st HS Football Game Is Friday Night
1. 7:00PM
2. Named starting Right Guard
3. Defensive Tackle
4. Playing Both ways
Pep rally Thursday, school starts today, all I am going to do is have some books in my hand and walk the hallways a little so people see me. One of players got me fake ID tag. Then off to track and then practice, have smart phone to post.
Lots of guys gambling on college games that is all we talk about in locker room, I have a local bookmaker come into the locker room and take bets.
The guys love me, I am re living my childhood, a chick 5-3 like 190 loves me but she is too young so we cannot date.
Yesterday I go into the locker room with two black broads in their 30's and guys go crazy. One guy asked me if I am a pimp. It is like North Dallas Forty here.
I love it!!
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09-05-07, 09:40 AM
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After reading JJ's posts I can't help but think of the lyrics to "XTC - Making Plans For Nigel". Replace "Nigel" with "Hank Webber" or "JJ Gold" and you'll see what I mean.
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs that helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his world
We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a British steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed
Yeah
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his world
Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his world (in his world)
Nigel is happy in his world (in his world)
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his world
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
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09-05-07, 09:43 AM
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JJ - I never thought I would say this but..."SEEK HELP"!
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09-05-07, 10:57 AM
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"5-3 190" damn thats fat!
Later
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09-05-07, 11:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by capitalist pig
"5-3 190" damn thats fat!
Later
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maybe she is a weeble wobble |
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09-05-07, 11:16 AM
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SBR File Clerk
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jjgold
4. Playing Both ways
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We already knew that.
Also nice to know you have some scruples about you, JJ. Obtaining a fake ID, playing high school football at your age and bringing bookies into a high school locker room okey dokey with you, however you draw the line on dating a girl that's too young. Classic!
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But you have to remember that a worm...with very few exceptions...is not a human being.
- - - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
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09-05-07, 11:20 AM
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JJ you are too much dude! You make me laugh with all your stupid shit. You need to get a life.
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09-05-07, 11:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Willie Bee
We already knew that.
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AHAHAHAHAHA now that comeback is classic!!!
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09-05-07, 11:27 AM
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[quote=Willie Bee;335719]We already knew that.
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 Knock out punch right there; didn't think Slick Willie had it in him but that my friends is SOLID GOLD  |
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09-05-07, 11:49 AM
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Fighting Illini
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Got my jacket also, wearing it now. We are at Yonkers for simulcasting. I took 2 players with me.
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09-05-07, 02:37 PM
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CharlesTown Southern +74.5
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JJ scored his 1st letterman jacket
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09-05-07, 09:49 PM
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Just like Art Schlister you will be in the huddle checking out your pager for the score of the Rutgers game instead of concentrating on the play.
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09-05-07, 09:55 PM
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Hey JJ for a small price I will outfit your helmet with a shield that will display scores.... 
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09-05-07, 10:03 PM
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Ready for NCAA Hoops
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there is no way he is really pulling this off.......post pics of gear and uniform or somethin
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09-05-07, 10:25 PM
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JJ Gold
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney
there is no way he is really pulling this off.......post pics of gear and uniform or somethin
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of course he is not pulling this off.. it is a complete joke.. but very entertaining..... JJ has way to much time on his hands though! |
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09-05-07, 11:10 PM
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that story is hillarious. I applaud your post JJ, you are probably one of the coolest people i know. I don't find much funny, but that story is classic.
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09-05-07, 11:29 PM
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You need to write a book, and make some loot. Then again, you will gamble that all away.
Keep up the good stories JJ, and good luck in the game. |
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09-06-07, 06:25 AM
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Fighting Illini
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Lol............a kid tried to pick a fight with me yesterday, he was a Freshman. I picked him up like a doll and held him up against the locker 3 ft off his feet. He was scared shit. I am going tobe the king of the hallway too. I have to settle down because I am getting too much attention now. These HS players are nuts, one of the lineman was shooting roids up his ass in the locker room, I swear it is North Dallas Forty here.
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09-06-07, 09:54 AM
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USC ml
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5' 3'', 190. yeah i donno, she weigh more than me and i am way taller than her. more cushion for the pushin.
i wonder what jj will post next. maybe one of the parents report your ass to the police?
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09-06-07, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jjgold
Lol............a kid tried to pick a fight with me yesterday, he was a Freshman. I picked him up like a doll and held him up against the locker 3 ft off his feet. He was scared shit. I am going tobe the king of the hallway too. I have to settle down because I am getting too much attention now. These HS players are nuts, one of the lineman was shooting roids up his ass in the locker room, I swear it is North Dallas Forty here.
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Don't lie, you were shooting roids up his ass. A little something called mangoo, full of protein.  |
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02-25-09, 01:24 AM
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good stuff, JJ
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02-25-09, 01:26 AM
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Rider +18 @ Kentucky
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unreal
professional story teller
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jjgold
You guys are gambling junkies, soooo glad I am not like you.
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02-25-09, 01:31 AM
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he has become more in touch with reality in the past year
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02-25-09, 05:45 AM
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Fighting Illini
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Archie that was a true story
Amazing, I fukked up and got discovered though, It was a fantasy of mine to go back to HS and play football and i partially lived it.
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02-25-09, 07:29 AM
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did you save any of the notes that the 5'3 190 lb chick passed you? I bet it smelled like perfume.........and buritos
Man, if I could go back and play any HS sport, It would definately be football, and then maybe basketball..... thirdly I'd pick women's field hockey
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