[jjgold]

I am thinking of getting one, no pro on animals so help me out

1. No shedding
2. Stays small
3. Not a big barker

[Z_Wipf]

Get a big dog and be a man

problem solved

[Cougar Bait]

http://www.bulldoginformation.com/Boston-Terrier.html

[mdemps9190]

pomeranians are pretty cool and have some serious attitude...you'll like them...and they don't shed.

[SBR_John]

Get a yorkidoodle. No sheading. A cheap bark collar will take care of barking. Very smart dogs that will not hurt a fly so great around kids and visitors.

[Powderguy]

Jack Russell Terrier

[tltaylor89]

Pug on an English Bulldog

[Swinging Johnson]

Pugs or Japanese Chins....flat faced fidos

[Flying Dutchman]

JJ, having a cute dog is a great way to meet chicks because you walk them.

You'll meet other dog owners out walking their dogs and a certain portion will be chicks walking their dogs.

...now if you can get your chick tourettes under control, you might even stand a chance with them because you can always talk about dogs, i.e. a nice safe way of diverting them off the fact that you are a pervert.

[Cougar Bait]

Originally Posted by SBR_John

Get a yorkidoodle. No sheading. A cheap bark collar will take care of barking. Very smart dogs that will not hurt a fly so great around kids and visitors.

John...JJ has no kids or visitors. Plus don't they say you end up resembling your dog?

[Flight]

All dogs shed.

[Bill Dozer]

Had a Bichon as a kid. Smart dog, doesn't shed and the girls would get off the school bus early to pet her.

[necro]

Small dog is good because it's less costs with it

[spartangreen]

jack russell

[pitman]

beagle, but better if you get 2. Mine is 13 inchs tall,25 pounds, she sheds twice a year(not badly), never makes a peep(got lucky with her)usually beagles are noisy. smart but stubborn. needs lots of exercise. fence in backyard is a must.

[Boner_18]

Screw a dog JJ. Save the money and time. You are a solo degenerate gambler, you would either kill the dog or seriously regret it.

[teaserpleaser]

i have an english bulldog picking up another when our taxes come... no barking dont take up much room but the do shed alot but seems to only be once a year.

[teaserpleaser]

Originally Posted by necro

Small dog is good because it's less costs with it

you would think vet costs are crazy here.

[JohnAnthony]

No SMALL dog is good for a guy.

[clonecat]

Italian Greyhound

[Brock Landers]

Richkas' Dog

[teaserpleaser]

oh jj an english bully will probably solve your lady problems. not once have i walked him and not been stopped by a chick. bullys= attention magnet

[fsugolf]

um a cat maybe?

[Thor4140]

JJ i always invision u carrying around one of those little dogs the stars carry around. The one Paris Hilton has. Go for it. I got a dog once and then lost every game i put in when the dog was in the room. I had to put him outside when i placed my bets and then he finally ran away. When he left i hit 20 straight and haven't looked back. He was gone for three years and then just reappeared out of nowhere. I let him back in and went on a terrible slump. He ran away again.

[jjgold]

Bulldogs seems to be the popular vote so far

Are they hard to handle??

I am not allowed big dogs here

[teaserpleaser]

not hard to handle but are stubborn fart,drool and snore i dont mind since i do the same. if you do get one you'll be hooked.

[teaserpleaser]

not sure if you consider english bully small 50-75 lbs for male. 40 lbs +for female

[teaserpleaser]

not sure i would call them small more short and stocky dont taje up much room but if you gave a weight restriction see above.

[MartinBlank]

Jack Russell.

Cool dogs. Although a Jack Russell may be smarter than JJ and before you know it the dog will be posting and JJ will be the one shitting outside and eating out of a bowl.

[SpiderMonkey]

Gerbil ... shaven.

[Bluehorseshoe]

First the "Poppers" question and now this.


I think you might be getting "F...A...B...ULOUS" JJ.

[maersksealand]

Originally Posted by jjgold

I am thinking of getting one, no pro on animals so help me out

1. No shedding
2. Stays small
3. Not a big barker

Don't do it JJ...they need to much care and attention, will destroy your furniture, crap in the house, bark, need to be taken to walks. Well, the truth is you can meet nice girls walking the dog...I don't know why but every woman thinks a guy walking a dog is a nice person. But you can always borrow a dog if you want to meet women this way.

Bottom line is you don't need a pet...imagine when you are pissed about losing a game...the last thing you need will be the dog showing up with you chewed hair piece in his mouth...I don't see anything good coming from you getting a dog.

[Powderguy]

Originally Posted by maersksealand

Don't do it JJ...they need to much care and attention, will destroy your furniture, crap in the house, bark, need to be taken to walks. Well, the truth is you can meet nice girls walking the dog...I don't know why but every woman thinks a guy walking a dog is a nice person. But you can always borrow a dog if you want to meet women this way. You don't need a pet...imagine when you are pissed about losing a game...the last thing you need will be the dog showing up with you chewed hair piece in his mouth...I don't see anything good coming from you getting a dog.

That's why you train them, so they don't do that shit.

[jjgold]

Originally Posted by maersksealand

Don't do it JJ...they need to much care and attention, will destroy your furniture, crap in the house, bark, need to be taken to walks. Well, the truth is you can meet nice girls walking the dog...I don't know why but every woman thinks a guy walking a dog is a nice person. But you can always borrow a dog if you want to meet women this way.

Bottom line is you don't need a pet...imagine when you are pissed about losing a game...the last thing you need will be the dog showing up with you chewed hair piece in his mouth...I don't see anything good coming from you getting a dog.

If he touched my hair piece I do not know what I would do

I thought if you trained a dog they are fine in the house???

[Powderguy]

Originally Posted by jjgold

If he touched my hair piece I do not know what I would do I thought if you trained a dog they are fine in the house???

All you gotta do is train them JJ, you'll be fine then. You just gotta be stern with a puppy so they know who the boss is though. Because they will go to the bathroom in the house unless you let them know that's bad. If you have to put him in a cage when you leave the house, then do that. Because you don't want him roaming around the house having access to all your shit to chew on.