[BatemanPatrickl]

Need some advice here; I am nervous as hell and not sure what to do.

I met this girl at Barnie's last week and got the courage to ask her out. I stuttered at first but she thought it was cute and agreed to go out. Even gave her 50% her Mocha Latte

Now I have not had a date for 5 years and have a very bad stuttering problem. Drinking and prescription pills calm me down and help me relax but last time I did that I ran into a car and left the scene. Barnie's was the only place that would hire me because of my background.

Should I get loaded before I go out with this girl or just be myself. I am off steroids now so not as big; may have to wear a shirt with long sleeves.

Planning on getting stripes shaved into my head to; bringing Vanilla Ice back

[jjgold]

Patrick good example of what some guys try and pull here.

[BatemanPatrickl]

[compaqDikk]

your odds are better at chatblackjack.com

[obamaismyuncle]

Patrick, no Women would go on a date with you, cut the bullshit..

[BatemanPatrickl]

JJ need some advice here. Get loaded and call a cab?

[RealSlimShady]

Patrick, talk to Pecos Bill and ask for advice. He's a straight up playa.

[obamaismyuncle]

Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl

JJ need some advice here. Get loaded and call a cab?

Are you dressing as a Man or Woman tonight?

[BatemanPatrickl]

Originally Posted by RealSlimShady

Patrick, talk to Pecos Bill and ask for advice. He's a straight up playa.

Slimmer that is a good idea. Does Bill like trannies as well?

[Powderguy]

Yeah, I would hit up Pecos Bill for some tips.

[RealSlimShady]

Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl

Slimmer that is a good idea. Does Bill like trannies as well?

I have no idea, guy. Good luck on your date!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Slimmer taking her to the buffet at Ponderosa

[mdemps9190]

would reccommend not shaving your head or getting loaded...maybe one beer or something though.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Dumper I have haircut like Lance Bass. Not into the shaved head look. Dumper thanks for the advice.

[mathdotcom]

bateman you have it backwards

dont liquor yourself up, liquor HER up

dating 101

[Grind House]

All this shit you talk in here and you're scared of a bitch?

[BAUS]

Just pretend she is fat and it will relax you.

BAUS

[BatemanPatrickl]

Originally Posted by Grind House

All this shit you talk in here and you're scared of a bitch?

Grinder I am terrified. Grinder that is why I take prescription pills and drive.

I have problems Grinder do you have any advice?

[wtf]

guess you guys missed the earlier posts by first and ten

[Grind House]

Don't know my man. Is she that damn fine? You already got a date with her, and that's usually the hard part. Get fukked up and have a good time. That's if you're not bullshitting of course.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Grinder I am not sure if she is fine; my roommate thinks she's a 3 I think she's a 9. Thanks for the advice Grinder.

Grinder could I call you if I need help?

[mathdotcom]

Step 1: Quit feeling sorry for yourself.

Unreal

[BatemanPatrickl]

Mathy I might double date with Scott Moore; the guy looks like the lead singer from Creed only not as good looking. Pulls all the women though.

[jjgold]

Forget dating and asking any advice here. Patrick we are a bunch of outcasts in society with little experience in dating. Patrick I cannot help you here.

[RealSlimShady]

Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl

Slimmer taking her to the buffet at Ponderosa

WTF? Are you dating a whale, pal? If so, forget about it. Fat chicks are

[RealSlimShady]

Originally Posted by mathdotcom

bateman you have it backwards

dont liquor yourself up, liquor HER up

dating 101

Mathy, for a pretty banged up looking guy, you do know what you are doing!


Patrick....if you get liquored up, you may not be able to get it up when the time counts....you might have a whiskey dick!

[BatemanPatrickl]

Originally Posted by RealSlimShady

Mathy, for a pretty banged up looking guy, you do know what you are doing! Patrick....if you get liquored up, you may not be able to get it up when the time counts....you might have a whiskey dick!

Slimmer only working with 3 inches so what do I care. I could use my finger and she would not know the difference.

Date is set for Friday night; I don't have a car so she is driving.

[BadNina]

Mr. Bateman, just be yourself. Obviously she liked your stutter. Sympathy/pity has caused a lot of men to get laid.

Good luck but you need to be careful. You crossed a line in this thread and the edit button should be your friend.

[RealSlimShady]

Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl

Slimmer only working with 3 inches so what do I care. I could use my finger and she would not know the difference.

Date is set for Friday night; I don't have a car so she is driving.

Sounds like you learnt from your mentor, JJGold.

Good luck, buddy.

[aggieshawn]

stupid thread