[BAUS]

This was about 1.5 years ago. Me and a buddy traveled all day from Canada to Amsterdam and arrived there about 10 am. We were visiting our other buddy who plays baseball in the Dutch pro league.

So we get settled in there, go for some lunch, have a little nap, and then head to the park to watch a baseball game. Drink many beers, then hit up the town. I'm feeling drunk and very tired, but the adrenaline from being in a new place keeps me going.

Eventually it is 3 or 4am and we are at some dingy disco in the main centre. A broad was kind of dancing up on me and then took my hand and pulled me on the dance floor with her. As we are dancing she asks me in English where I am from. I say "Canada" and ask her where she is from, she says "Peru". She has dark hair, a nice rack, nice face, and wearing a skirt.

Not long after she grabs me close and we start making out. We stop and I look over at my buddies and kind of give them the thumbs up, and they are laughing about something. We make out some more, then the song ends, and then the lights come on to signal the end of the night.

Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and turn around and see 2 Dutch guys. The guy says "What the fukk are you doing man?". I thought "oh great that was someone's gf."

I didn't really say anything maybe just "Uh, we were just dancing" and then the guy says "That's a fukking dude!!"

I turn around and try and find where she went, but she had vanished. Then I see my buddies nearby just laughing their asses off. I couldn't believe it! My buddy comes over and says "Wow you should have seen how her calfs really popped!" Now my buddies and these Dutch guys are all laughing at me.

It turns out I was making out with a transsexual. Everyone agreed she had an Adam's apple, and her legs were just too defined to be a woman.

I was in shock and did not know what to do. I still get mocked to this day about it.

True story.

BAUS

[bigboyfosho]

As always, great thread

[cappinthepigs]

Oh yeah, DUTCH!

[jayc88]

[mathdotcom]

Police were called in and BAUS worked with a sketch artist to reconstruct the elusive dancer. This was the result:

[pavyracer]

BAUS will hit on anything breathing from Amsterdam to Bogota.

[minet123]

Thanks for sharing

[mathdotcom]

Unreal... it is a wonder BAUS does not have leaving the house phobia like the coach

[mathdotcom]

It sucks when you think you are about to score and then she lifts her shirt and you see......

[Unicorn7]

I always wanted to try out the whores and coffee shops but I am afraid of smoking a hit of some potent weed and nearly od ing from it

[wtf]

baus, please tell me this is not her!

[Irish Lumberjack]

ah classic

[big joe 1212]

I don't see anything wrong!

Why did he/she vanish?

[fsugolf]

as soon as I read Peru, figured it was a shim

[jjgold]

Originally Posted by BAUS

This was about 1.5 years ago. Me and a buddy traveled all day from Canada to Amsterdam and arrived there about 10 am. We were visiting our other buddy who plays baseball in the Dutch pro league.

So we get settled in there, go for some lunch, have a little nap, and then head to the park to watch a baseball game. Drink many beers, then hit up the town. I'm feeling drunk and very tired, but the adrenaline from being in a new place keeps me going.

Eventually it is 3 or 4am and we are at some dingy disco in the main centre. A broad was kind of dancing up on me and then took my hand and pulled me on the dance floor with her. As we are dancing she asks me in English where I am from. I say "Canada" and ask her where she is from, she says "Peru". She has dark hair, a nice rack, nice face, and wearing a skirt.

Not long after she grabs me close and we start making out. We stop and I look over at my buddies and kind of give them the thumbs up, and they are laughing about something. We make out some more, then the song ends, and then the lights come on to signal the end of the night.

Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and turn around and see 2 Dutch guys. The guy says "What the fukk are you doing man?". I thought "oh great that was someone's gf."

I didn't really say anything maybe just "Uh, we were just dancing" and then the guy says "That's a fukking dude!!"

I turn around and try and find where she went, but she had vanished. Then I see my buddies nearby just laughing their asses off. I couldn't believe it! My buddy comes over and says "Wow you should have seen how her calfs really popped!" Now my buddies and these Dutch guys are all laughing at me.

It turns out I was making out with a transsexual. Everyone agreed she had an Adam's apple, and her legs were just too defined to be a woman.

I was in shock and did not know what to do. I still get mocked to this day about it.

True story.

BAUS

Some trans look better than women, nothing to be ashamed of here.

Did you fuk him

[Grind House]

Fuk this thread.

[fsugolf]

JJ you don't read too well

[Slim]

Bauser the sex machine. Is that what Bauser used to call himself?

[bookie]

Originally Posted by Unicorn7

I always wanted to try out the whores and coffee shops but I am afraid of smoking a hit of some potent weed and nearly od ing from it

The good thing about these coffee shops is that you can tell them you only want a mild buzz, and they sell you a gram of something mild rolled up with tobacco. Then on your last night if you really want to get messed up you can ask for the hard stuff.

[1st and Ten]

to the thread and all the comments

[Pecos Bill]

Originally Posted by BAUS

This was about 1.5 years ago. Me and a buddy traveled all day from Canada to Amsterdam and arrived there about 10 am. We were visiting our other buddy who plays baseball in the Dutch pro league.

So we get settled in there, go for some lunch, have a little nap, and then head to the park to watch a baseball game. Drink many beers, then hit up the town. I'm feeling drunk and very tired, but the adrenaline from being in a new place keeps me going.

Eventually it is 3 or 4am and we are at some dingy disco in the main centre. A broad was kind of dancing up on me and then took my hand and pulled me on the dance floor with her. As we are dancing she asks me in English where I am from. I say "Canada" and ask her where she is from, she says "Peru". She has dark hair, a nice rack, nice face, and wearing a skirt.

Not long after she grabs me close and we start making out. We stop and I look over at my buddies and kind of give them the thumbs up, and they are laughing about something. We make out some more, then the song ends, and then the lights come on to signal the end of the night.

Then I feel a hand on my shoulder and turn around and see 2 Dutch guys. The guy says "What the fukk are you doing man?". I thought "oh great that was someone's gf."

I didn't really say anything maybe just "Uh, we were just dancing" and then the guy says "That's a fukking dude!!"

I turn around and try and find where she went, but she had vanished. Then I see my buddies nearby just laughing their asses off. I couldn't believe it! My buddy comes over and says "Wow you should have seen how her calfs really popped!" Now my buddies and these Dutch guys are all laughing at me.

It turns out I was making out with a transsexual. Everyone agreed she had an Adam's apple, and her legs were just too defined to be a woman.

I was in shock and did not know what to do. I still get mocked to this day about it.

True story.

BAUS

This is my fvcking dream!..i woulda fvcked the shit outta that tranny.

[Grind House]

It's some gay ass dudes on this site.

[jjgold]

Some say if you have sex with a hot transsexual you will never fuk a girl again. I never tried this. Did anyone???

[cappinthepigs]

[odusmykal]

Baus, this is 2 too many stories i've heard about guys kissing you.. Why would you ever tell anyone those stories?. And Pecos, your post in #21 is disgusting.. But if thats what you're into, i guess we agree to disagree..

[Davydave]

How many years of therapy after that?

[BAUS]

Originally Posted by odusmykal

Baus, this is 2 too many stories i've heard about guys kissing you.. Why would you ever tell anyone those stories?. And Pecos, your post in #21 is disgusting.. But if thats what you're into, i guess we agree to disagree..

Just a warning for everyone to look out for this. I was naive and did not think this could happen to me.

BAUS