[Teela]

The real Tony Soprano/Teela Story:

Yes, it's true: Tony stalked me last summer. I finally broke. It culminated into a bizarre text/intimate encounter.

I told Tony that I was really a 48 year old man. He was not thrilled with this. He asked if my pecker was bigger than JJ's. It is not. I offered to tape it down if it was an issue. He agreed.

Even when the tape flew off and I accidentally poked him in the leg, I think he was still into me. It was the unicorns and taxidermied animals in my basement bedroom at my great Aunt Sally's that did us in.

By the way, he liked the smell of Aunt Sally's ointment. He asked me to wear it when we were going to get jiggy with it.

While we had tried to maintain a friendly relationship on SBR, it has become impossible due to my disgust with his obsession with Aunt Sally and his lack of understanding... even though he initially thought my little feller was cute.

[BeatTheJerk]

Jeeeez I'm jealous.

[BadNina]

I hope that stuffed unicorn is purple.

[tltaylor89]

WTF is this slop

[Teela]

Originally Posted by BadNina

I hope that stuffed unicorn is purple.

It was magenta. Magenta is a very scary color.

[whatsgood5]

Great read. It all makes sense to me now

[Teela]

I know it's unfair to post all of this while Tony is banned and can't say anything in his defense, but I couldn't hold it in any longer.

[pavyracer]

Who gave the phone number to whom? This will explain a lot in this bizarre incident.

[Scorpion]

Originally Posted by Teela

The real Tony Soprano/Teela Story:

Yes, it's true: Tony stalked me last summer. I finally broke. It culminated into a bizarre text/intimate encounter.

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Dont give Tony your body for free! If you are good looking I bet Tony will pay you $150 per hour!

If your husband owes Tony you can work in Tony escort service so you can pay Tony back!
Dont even think about ****ing Tony!

[StraitShooter]

[PureGuava]

cool

[bobbyfk]

[Iwinyourmoney]

Great timing when the man can't defend himself.....kick em while he's down.......classy

[Teela]

What can I say? I'm a classy...uhh...lady...or something.

[blittydeuce]

Teela, please do me a favor and keep our intimate encounter private. Thanks.

[BadNina]

Tella, magenta is uber scary. Does its horn glow in the dark?

[Poker_Beast]

WTF?

[THE PROFIT]

I've been gone all evening. Why exactly is Tony Banned? I thought Sam said he had nothing to do with that!

[MastaB]

Teela i need some counseling....