02-09-10, 01:22 AM
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Starting to change my life around.
Things are starting to look up. A girl thats pretty hot wants to have hot sex with me. She acutally wants Me, Pecos Bill to insert my dick in her vagina and possibly cum inside it. Just a few months ago i would never imagined any girl would want me, but now its a reality. I feel better about myself, i started going to the gym last week and am now running 3 miles per day. Im also gonna buy new clothes and shoes for the first time in almost a year.
I can almost guarntee she's gonna call me this weekend to hangout, especially cuz its valentines. The only problem is that i have a hard time getting a boner when im with a chick. I alreay dodged the f\*\*k out of having sex with her the first time cuz i wasnt getting a boner. I just get so nervous,maybe my brain is like reprogrammed itself to only get aroused when im watching porn on a screen or something. I have no problem getting hard when watching youjizz or xhamster but when im with a real life girl i fvcking choke. If anyone has some viagra or cialis i will pay you $10 a pill, just 2 or 3 pills. Please if anyone can help me out, i havent been laid in almost 4 years.
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02-09-10, 01:27 AM
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I wonder if she was jealous because of that pic you made. Did you show her that?
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02-09-10, 01:28 AM
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Shit on her face bro.
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02-09-10, 01:29 AM
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Blue Pill, get it done  |
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SBR TRIVIA WINNER 02/02/2012
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02-09-10, 01:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
Shit on her face bro.
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02-09-10, 01:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
Shit on her face bro.
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I disagree. I never recommend using a girls face as toilet paper. If you do that, i doubt she'll ever speak to you again.
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02-09-10, 01:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tree Rollins
I wonder if she was jealous because of that pic you made. Did you show her that?
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Nah dude, but that chick in the pictue is way uglier than the girl i got. Im shure i can get a picture of her this weekend if we hangout.
Guys i am asking for a serious favor, i want to get the pills by saturday if anyone can help i will pay $15 a pill for 2 pills and shipping. Please i know one of you guys must have some.
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02-09-10, 01:32 AM
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Nobody ***** With The Jesus!
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Blow up dolls aren't real people Pecos.
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02-09-10, 01:33 AM
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Imagine if you havent been laid in 4 years how much this would mean to you.
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02-09-10, 01:33 AM
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Take it slow with her...lots of sex play before penetration...and you don't have to pop her the first time ya'll get naked...and then after you've given yourself time to relax and know her well enough to do it natural about ten times, then get yourself a prescription from one of these mail houses so you'll be good on the nights you want to be for that third, fourth, and fifth pop.
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02-09-10, 01:35 AM
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Oh yeah the chick is 31(looks about 25),shes expecting me to f\*\*k the shit out of her and i cant even get a boner.  |
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02-09-10, 01:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
Imagine if you havent been laid in 4 years how much this would mean to you.
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if you can't get it up for sex, i would ask her to give you a beej before you start. If that doesn't work, i'm not sure what will.
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02-09-10, 01:38 AM
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Nobody ***** With The Jesus!
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Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
Oh yeah the chick is 31(looks about 25),shes expecting me to f\*\*k the shit out of her and i cant even get a boner. |
That could be really embarrasing.
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02-09-10, 01:40 AM
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tell her to go down, it'll work
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1500pts
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WINNER
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02-09-10, 01:41 AM
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Suck, Fuc, Lick Combination
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damn,, 31 yr old woman with a 20+ male..
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02-09-10, 01:44 AM
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Nobody ***** With The Jesus!
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Originally Posted by johncrud
damn,, 31 yr old woman with a 20+ male..
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Thats not uncommon 
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02-09-10, 01:46 AM
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tldr~
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02-09-10, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Vesuvius
tell her to go down, it'll work
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How am i gonna tell her to suck my dick when its 100% limp..ill be embarassed just to show it to her. I swear man its been so long my brain is all fvcked up.
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Originally Posted by johncrud
damn,, 31 yr old woman with a 20+ male..
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i had to ask her for her id cuz she looks 25 at the most, but i bet shes used to getting fvcked nice and hard. 
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02-09-10, 01:47 AM
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peco, you run three miles after only exercising a week? that's impressive!
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02-09-10, 01:52 AM
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Pecos I rate you most entertaining poster of all time. I just lost my bankroll and haven't been happier with this thread.
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02-09-10, 01:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
Shit on her face bro.
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02-09-10, 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by pat venditto
Pecos I rate you most entertaining poster of all time. I just lost my bankroll and haven't been happier with this thread.
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I know it sounds like a joke but it aint.
Cant believe nobody here has viagra, you can pm if you want.
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02-09-10, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
i havent been laid in almost 4 years.
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here you claim you hooked up with a girl the other night,which is it?
http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ml#post3136676
Storytelling is up, facts are down one way or the other
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02-09-10, 02:03 AM
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u have performance anxiety.
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02-09-10, 02:05 AM
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How ironic: a stiff saying he can't get stiff  |
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02-09-10, 02:42 AM
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02-09-10, 02:44 AM
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stop thinking so much man, you're mindfukking yourself
just have fun with her, relax
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02-09-10, 02:46 AM
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The only problem is that i have a hard time getting a boner when im with a chick.
I call that being funny. Not funny haha, Funny queer!!!
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02-09-10, 05:54 AM
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Best wishes to you Pecos!  |
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02-09-10, 06:01 AM
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This is gonna end tragically.
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02-09-10, 06:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
Imagine if you havent been laid in 4 years how much this would mean to you.
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Pecos I am over 13 years without getting laid other than some hand jobs for $200 with hookers so do not feel bad. I am at a point where I do not even try anymore, bald guys have a 2% chance of getting laid and that is a bad percentage . Pecos if you have hair I think you break your streak soon. Good Luck Pal.
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02-09-10, 06:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pecos Bill
Oh yeah the chick is 31(looks about 25),shes expecting me to f\*\*k the shit out of her and i cant even get a boner. |
How do you know what she expects? I think that's you putting expectations on you. Chicks tend to be pretty patient. Spend some time with her and bang her when you get comfortable enough to bang her.
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02-09-10, 06:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deuce
Shit on her face bro.
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This comment had me almost on the floor
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02-09-10, 07:12 AM
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Hammer that shit bud. Older women are the shit.
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02-09-10, 07:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jjgold
Pecos I am over 13 years without getting laid other than some hand jobs for $200 with hookers so do not feel bad. I am at a point where I do not even try anymore, bald guys have a 2% chance of getting laid and that is a bad percentage . Pecos if you have hair I think you break your streak soon. Good Luck Pal.
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