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    icy hot really does work. my grandpa says it even gets HIS dick hard. wild.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DOMINATER View Post
    I can help you
    You have viagra? pm me if your serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johncrud View Post
    damn,, 31 yr old woman with a 20+ male..
    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    Thats not uncommon
    Nope, not at all. Cougars are the way to go guys. A youngin' here and there is okay, but the ones who will bankroll you and finish you off mid-cowgirl are the ones to look for.

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    just pretend she is a guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Nope, not at all. Cougars are the way to go guys. A youngin' here and there is okay, but the ones who will bankroll you and finish you off mid-cowgirl are the ones to look for.
    shes only 6 years older than me. Wouldnt consider her a cougar.

    Quote Originally Posted by G's pks View Post
    just pretend she is a guy...
    Somebody please start a petition to stop G's from trying to be funny. Seriously man, its uncomfortable seeing you trying to be funny.

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    G's you sound like you have a horrible personality.

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    There is always the hollowed out cucumber if things don't work out.

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    lube your a$$ like you are going out with a butt buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    G's you sound like you have a horrible personality.
    I do but I can get an erection!

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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    There is always the hollowed out cucumber if things don't work out.
    LOL, i remember that thread, cant find it though..maybe it dissapeared in the crash.

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    Bill have her dress as a man and put a carrot in her pants...

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    Wow this chick must really like me, she just text'd me today asking how my day is.

    Her:Hello there how your day?
    Me:hi, just the usual grind..sorry i didnt get bak to you on sunday,had tostart the work week early.
    (lol im unemployed)
    Her:Its ok, we were just going to invite you guys to watch the super bowl with us. You guys are always inviting us,and thought of you guys. We had fun sat night.
    Me:Yeah it was a good time, im glad you guys came back..i think we really click
    Her: It was lik weird at fist cause we thought we may have been c-blocking since other girls were there, but it was lots of fun I think we really click too!



    This bitch wants to f\*\*k me bad!, i better get my shit together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leonitas View Post
    Why are you laughing?...It feels good being liked, a hot girl actually thinks about me and wants me, i feel like a somebody. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out.Im gonna f\*\*k her without a rubber and *** inside her sweet pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    Why are you laughing?...It feels good being liked, a hot girl actually thinks about me and wants me, i feel like a somebody. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out.Im gonna f\*\*k her without a rubber and *** inside her sweet pussy.
    Oh that made me laugh.

    Get it done Pecos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    Why are you laughing?...It feels good being liked, a hot girl actually thinks about me and wants me, i feel like a somebody. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out. Im gonna f\*\*k her brains out.Im gonna f\*\*k her without a rubber and *** inside her sweet pussy.
    You gotta get a boner first dude. GL ON THAT!

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    what a fkin loser!

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    Quote Originally Posted by G's pks View Post
    what a fkin loser!


    Pot.Kettle.Black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OMGRandyJackson View Post
    You gotta get a boner first dude. GL ON THAT!
    Yeah im gonna take some weed to calm my nerves. Ive also been practicing on a hollow cucumber trying to get a boner w/o watching porn and its been working.

    Quote Originally Posted by G's pks View Post
    what a fkin loser!
    Not if I get laid this weekend.

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    A hollow cucumber eh...hope that works for you.

    Try dry humping the shit out of her first keeping your jeans on.

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    Taking her out tonight,might go eat at a mexican seafood place then go dancing somewhere. She likes to dance. She has her own place but i want to take her to my parents house where i'll be more at ease. Im confident with a bit of weed to relax i can get a boner. I mean theres no reason for me to be nervous, i now she genuinly likes me. Hopefully i will hve pics tomorrow.

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    Have fun Pecos!! Do u know how to salsa? Girl will *** right on th dance floor if u have the right salsa moves.

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