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    put a man in picture than your friends will believe.

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    Why dont you just go up to some hot chick at the Mall tell here your story and pay her $20 to take a real picture with you, i bet you most girls would. Just don't slip your finger up their ass, they may call the police.

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    Just woke up, everything went great. Rollins and I fooled the shit outta them and they were giving me props telling me i finally got a chick, it felt great. I only ended up showing the pic to my cousin and he just said "thats you?"..and then said the girl was cute. I didnt want to risk showing it to anyone else so I said my phone died.

    Then i ended hooking up with the girl i got a month ago at my house, the one that wanted to f\*\*k me. She looked finer than f\*\*k!..I swear she has nice big , a fit body and good face. Even my cousin was saying she was better than his chick and that fcker gets mad bitches. My chick was getting hit on by two other dudes that get girls themselves but she ended up going with me I already got a text from her saying if they can come over for the super bowl. So right now im feeling fly as f\*\*k, good thing i hooked up with a chick or i woulda been feeling like shit for what i did.

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    As the Bi-polar world turns......starring Pecos Bill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    50 points shipped, thanks Rollins
    Hell yeah. Thanks man.

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    Love this shit. Pecos and Tree make me laugh more then anyone else on this forum.

    Congrats on the girl Pecos.

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    have any of them seen the original picture with the picture of your head? They might recognize the facial part of it

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    That 1st picture looked so fake.
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    thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pecos Bill View Post
    Just woke up, everything went great. Rollins and I fooled the shit outta them and they were giving me props telling me i finally got a chick, it felt great. I only ended up showing the pic to my cousin and he just said "thats you?"..and then said the girl was cute. I didnt want to risk showing it to anyone else so I said my phone died.

    Then i ended hooking up with the girl i got a month ago at my house, the one that wanted to f\*\*k me. She looked finer than f\*\*k!..I swear she has nice big , a fit body and good face. Even my cousin was saying she was better than his chick and that fcker gets mad bitches. My chick was getting hit on by two other dudes that get girls themselves but she ended up going with me I already got a text from her saying if they can come over for the super bowl. So right now im feeling fly as f\*\*k, good thing i hooked up with a chick or i woulda been feeling like shit for what i did.

    I remember that day. She was all over me that night.I remember i couldnt believe she was into a guy like me.

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    Honestly it looks fake to me but maybe its because you told us. You could probably get away with it though.

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    Uh only one problem, she's female and doesn't look like she's on prozac! You'd be better off trying to convince your friends with a nice tranny, way more believable in your case!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Uh only one problem, she's female and doesn't look like she's on prozac! You'd be better off trying to convince your friends with a nice tranny, way more believable in your case!
    dammmmmmmm man

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    What a guy wont do to show people he can get a chick. Funny stuff. Pecos has jumped ahead of JJ in his scheming ways.

    Peco for king of the jungle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Uh only one problem, she's female and doesn't look like she's on prozac! You'd be better off trying to convince your friends with a nice tranny, way more believable in your case!

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