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    Default My wife is an idiot

    We had an ice storm over the weekend and she insisted I move my truck to a location off the driveway so she could move her car. Well I knew it was a bad spot, but I didn't want to argue, and sure enough, the truck got stuck in the ice on the lawn.

    If that's not bad enough, she insisted she could move it, and proceeded to gun the engine, and accomplishing burying the wheels in a hole she dug. She said she had a rope I could tow the car with, and it was a child's jump rope about half the width of my pinky. You've got to be kidding me.

    And she hoards all the money I could be gambling with. I'm not going to lose forever.

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    All wifes qualify, but every so often they save our grazy dumb impulsives asses

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    why are you letting her call the shots ????
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    You need a less demanding mistress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmpireMaker View Post
    why are you letting her call the shots ????

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    Sounds like the guy who married her and allows her to tell him what to do (with trucks/driving/weather of all things!) is the real idiot.

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    time to show her the back of your hand

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    Call of the dogs boys. You have to be married to get something like this. I feel ya waterboard. Sometimes they just need a good slap upside the head but then you get the morals police with their panties all up in a bunch. Just piss all over the toilet seat later on then when she uses the bathroom during the night, hilarity.

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    "bitch get in the kitchen and cook me dinner"

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    Your wife is an idiot.

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    We need naked pictures in order to be able to accurately judge her intelligence. Thanks in advance.

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    They all are. Thats why they need men in there lives

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolphinSpurs View Post
    Call of the dogs boys. You have to be married to get something like this. I feel ya waterboard. Sometimes they just need a good slap upside the head but then you get the morals police with their panties all up in a bunch. Just piss all over the toilet seat later on then when she uses the bathroom during the night, hilarity.

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    I am a little suprised. I would imagine most gambling men do not need advice on where to park or how to drive their wheels. No disrespect Waterboard, I was married once too and know how it goes! If you don`t mind a suggestion, I say you bring some anal sex into your marriage. Get that woman back in line! If you mind the suggestion, pretend I did not write it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    We need naked pictures in order to be able to accurately judge her intelligence. Thanks in advance.

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    they are all idiots at some point or another, good day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    We need naked pictures in order to be able to accurately judge her intelligence. Thanks in advance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DolphinSpurs View Post
    Call of the dogs boys. You have to be married to get something like this. I feel ya waterboard. Sometimes they just need a good slap upside the head but then you get the morals police with their panties all up in a bunch. Just piss all over the toilet seat later on then when she uses the bathroom during the night, hilarity.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    We need naked pictures in order to be able to accurately judge her intelligence. Thanks in advance.
    Solid Posts here.

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    You are an idiot for not showing that female some domination.

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    If they squat to pee
    They ain't like you and me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tilt360 View Post
    Can't live without them.
    Yeah, but you don't really need to live with them.

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    The parking the truck thing is probably on you dude, but I suspect that she is saving you money by not giving all of it to you. Now if your consistently winning, you wouldn't need to talk to her about it, because your offshore account would be growing.
    Get good at handicappin then go in with a well thought out rouse to get at the cash.

    Under no circumstances are you to make deals like,"I will buy you a freakin gold necklace, if you give me some more seed money for the sportsbook." or anything like that. They will remember that forever, and bring it up at every chance. If you need too, you can give her a pearl necklace, but always give her the chance to swallow first.

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    Does you wife buy the skirts and the pantyhoses you wear because you definitely don't have balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Does you wife buy the skirts and the pantyhoses you wear because you definitely don't have balls.

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