[acarmelo1]

A study conducted by the NHL to determine the severity and impact of concussions in the sport has come back with one clear fact, commissioner Gary Bettman stated today: "NFL players are pussies. That much we know. At least they are compared to hockey players." After doing extensive interviews with NHL players who have sustained concussions, more than 98-percent stated that football players are "delicate little girls" or "gaping vaginas" and would never make it in the NHL. With the new concussion data in hand, Bettman says the NHL will take immediate measures. "We are working on a promotional campaign called: 'The NHL: Not for gaywads like football is.'"


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[THE PROFIT]

Whatever. If they want to be walking around when they're 45 not knowing where they *hit last that's their right. But calling someone a pussy because they don't want to have brain damage when it can be prevented is just stupid. *uck hockey, I hate it!

[Tree Rollins]

I'm not big against hockey or anything. But it's kinda funny that the sport football most closely resembles is rugby. and the sport hockey most closely resembles is figure skating.

[aznguy777]

You better believe ittttttt

[PDW]

That is funny

[capper123]

wow thats pretty stupid to write. nfl is all about hits so they have to have pads. they it so hard people would be too injured. pretty dumb to make fun of nfl. hockey is ok but its canadian what good do they do they are second to the usa at everything!

[JuicedUp]

Hockey blows.