Happy 52nd birthday Prick. I sure hope you liked the Viagra prescription I got you as a gift, because I felt it was the perfect gift.
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06-13-07 01:02 PM #1
Happy Birthday Prick
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/10/2005
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06-13-07 01:10 PM #2
Danny, look, i don't wanna hurt yer feelings but ya gotta quit stalking me. I told ya 2yrs ago I ain't interested in rollin' around nekkid with yer fat ass. You be as gay as ya wannabe, but the only weiner I dig is mine. Thanks for the sentiments, but let go of the dream son and try scammin' on gay dudes 'stead of us straight fellers
SBR Founder Join Date: 8/31/2005
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06-13-07 01:23 PM #3
Look here you limp Prick bastard, I thought that Viagra was the perfect gift for you considering your old lady has to pay male hookers in order to get her lovin, because your can't get it up anymore.
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06-13-07 02:04 PM #4
why the hostility, son? BGD, just embrace your chosen "alternative lifestyle" instead of hiding in that closet. you'll be much happier. Noboby at SBR cares if you like the sausage
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06-13-07 03:06 PM #5Washington State +140 over Wichita State
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Happy Birthday, sir. Your posts are classics. I like the one you posted in comparing Happy Boy to a groundhog. Just read that one.
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06-13-07 03:47 PM #6
Go fuk yourself you old Prick
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06-13-07 03:49 PM #7
You tell'um coach
Originally Posted by jjgold
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06-13-07 04:12 PM #8
A bunch of girls from some place called the Del Rey have been calling all day long to wish you Feliz Cumpleaņos. Here are a few of your phone messages:
1. Paola from Panama called to say happy birthday and to remind you that your last check to her bounced.
2. Leticia from Cost Rica called twice ... once to say happy birthday and again to know what your favorite baby names are.
3. Alejandra from Columbia wishes you a happy birthday and mentioned something about some sores that won't heal.SBR Founder Join Date: 8/1/2005
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06-13-07 04:58 PM #9
Boner: Thanks, pal, always good to hear from a fan
JJ: Kiss my ass, you colossal wanker! i'd tell ya to blow me, but then you'd expect monetary compensation. you and BGD should hook-up, i reckon He'd pay You for the privilege
Sean: Ix-nay on the alk-tay about the Uta-pays, you fackin' hillbilly bastage. you know my ol' lady reads this crap tryin' to bust me. (was that columbiana serious 'bout them sores???)SBR Founder Join Date: 8/31/2005
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06-13-07 05:13 PM #10
Happy birthday Prick!
I got you a little something but ended up drinking two of them on the drive home. Still four left though...uhh, make that three..1250ptsSBR POKER TOURNEY1st Place 3/31/2012
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06-14-07 10:02 AM #11
Yeah, boss, thanks fer nuthin. dude shows up at my place at midnight with half a beer, leaves at 2am with a six-pack. wait'll yer birthday, jefe.
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