We have all been there. We rented a place and over time something breaks. Yeah it could be wear and tear and the owner can't fault you for it, but you don't want to take the chance. I am no fukkin handyman so rather than just fix it, I conceal it.
Boys last summer I was renting a place from this asian cross-eyed nitwit, hated that cokksucker and everyone in that building. I had to duke the fukkin landlord just for having a barbecue on my balcony (
http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...g-manager.html). How the fukk else am I going to roast my italian peppers and make dogs before game time??
Anyways, I broke so much shit in that apartment you have no idea. One of the toilet handles broke off, the frame of a drawer in the kitchen broke, and the pole in the closet fell off. Most of you dumb fukks would hire a repair man or try and fix it yourself, driving in rush hour to tool shop buying nuts and bolts and nails only to find out they don't fit and you have to go back. Boys, the only thing in my toolkit is crazy glue. Will it solve the problem? Fukk no, at least not most of the time. It is just a temporary fix for when the owner does the walk through.
I was standing there as this cross-eyed fukk looked around for scratches and holes in the wall and shit. What a dumb fukk, did not even try checking the toilets. The toilet handle was glued solid, it wasn't even connected to anything it was just glued directly onto the tank!! The kitchen drawer would have broken the second he pulled it open, and can you believe he did not even check the closet pole thing you hang shit on?? Everybody knows to check this as many tenants like to use it as a meathook.
I was trying to hold in my laughter as he walked around impressed with how clean it was. Wait til that fukk takes a dump and it won't flush.
You all wish you were sharp like me
Want your rent deposit back? This works every time
Think I'm going to glue an extra handle on the toilet just for the **** of it.
