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Old 01-24-10, 02:29 PM   #1
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And it fukked me up soo badly

Beer for before liquor and you've never been sicker

We and some friends went to Potsdam to visit another friend (lady). We started at her place playing some pong. There were 2 guys and 2 girls.

Mixed teams of course and me and my girl won 4 out of 5 games, including one game where I hit 5 cups in a row and came back to win the game from down 6 cups to 1. I WAS ON FIRE that game literally. IDK who uses those rules, but after I hie ON FIRE, I hit 5 cups in a row.

From the townhouse we were at, we moved to another party and I was clearly drunk. I don't remember much from this point, only from what others told me.

At the house, I was introduced to this girl and apparently I was very charming and smooth in my words and she was loving it, flirting back w/ me. I don't even remember saying anything to her.

We then go to kitchen, everyone and they are taking shots. I HAVE NEVER HAD LIQUOR BEFORE, so of course I declined the offer for a shot. They wouldn't accept NO for an answer. They gave me a glass and filled it and I again was saying how I didn't want the drink, until...

Fuking every girl at the party starts chanting my name and at this point, I fukking have to do it to impress them and all. So I take the shot....what was it, I think Rasberry something. NO IDEA to be honest.

I took this shot like a man, no chaser, no nothing, didn't spit it up, didn't complain, just took the shot and took it like a man.

And that's where everything went down hill. I alrdy had about 7-8 beers, now this shot really fukked me up beyond my standards. 15 minutes after the shot, I was alrdy basically passed out w/ the blond girl I was trying to impress and was flirting w/ a lot sitting on my lap. So basically, just be kool and I will get some from her.

Well that didn't happen, I threw up in bathroom for about 15 minutes shortly later and then passed out again. Girls aren't impressed when you throw up. So I didn't get any this night.

So I was back on couch and was passed out. From what my phones says and some people I have talked to, I called some people and Soprano was one of them. I don't remember any part of this conversation or anyone I talked to. So ask him what I said. I think he might have talked to this girl, no idea.

SOPRANO, WHAT DID I CALL YOU FOR??

Anyway, the group went out to another party then the bar. Meanwhile, I was passed out on couch at about 11 oclock. Fukking pussy. They had a great time and everything.

Then we had to get back to first house and I was carried by friend to taxi and back into house. I was saying random stuff shivering a lot, being cold. Back to house, threw up 1 more time and passed out again.

Woke up w/ HUGE HANGOVER, and I almost never get them. Heard some stories from the night and eventually we went back to Plattsburgh. Got back at around 130 today.

I say again, Beer for before liquor and you've never been sicker

and I proved that theory. We do plan on going back soon, and this time I will either not drink or not as much, so I can finish what I started w/ blond girl....whose name I don't even know.

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Old 01-24-10, 02:31 PM   #2
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I never got into drinking Sammy, never was my thing even when I was in College. I never drink hard alcohol and if I do drink it is always Heineken. I can only drink 2 or 3 beers, maybe 4 at the most. I never got a kick out of it like most people do. Now yayo, is what I like.
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Old 01-24-10, 02:32 PM   #3
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Square as Delaware, pal.

You're in college and don't even drink hard booze? duh
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I think Rasberry something. NO IDEA to be honest. I took this shot like a man, no chaser, no nothing, didn't spit it up, didn't complain, just took the shot and took it like a man.
Does not make sense.


I've never heard of a shot f\*\*\*ing someone up that badly before. Perhaps you have a delicate system.
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Old 01-24-10, 02:38 PM   #7
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Does not make sense. I've never heard of a shot f\*\*\*ing someone up that badly before. Perhaps you have a delicate system.
It was my first ever shot and alrdy after I had 7-8 beers, it wasn't the shot itself that fukked me up, it was that I was alrdy drunk and had the shot, that's what did it
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Old 01-24-10, 02:38 PM   #8
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I never got into drinking Sammy, never was my thing even when I was in College. I never drink hard alcohol and if I do drink it is always Heineken. I can only drink 2 or 3 beers, maybe 4 at the most. I never got a kick out of it like most people do. Now yayo, is what I like.
No drugs for me either Illiini
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Old 01-24-10, 02:39 PM   #9
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Heh. All that from 1 shot on top of the beer? Damn dude. You gotta beat up that liver mang!

Grats on making it to the bathroom and not puking in a room/on someone.

Gl w the girl take that shit down
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Old 01-24-10, 02:41 PM   #10
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sammy hey if your ever in minnesota pm i will show you a good time with lots of dime pieces and we can start you off on something like a jag bomb or a cute fuzzy navel with the umbrella, worst case scenario you throw up drink mouth wash and guess what the whores will never know -Minnesota's one and only bad boy-
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Old 01-24-10, 02:41 PM   #11
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the age of some of these guys is astonishing
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Old 01-24-10, 02:42 PM   #12
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And it fukked me up soo badly

Beer for before liquor and you've never been sicker

We and some friends went to Potsdam to visit another friend (lady). We started at her place playing some pong. There were 2 guys and 2 girls.

Mixed teams of course and me and my girl won 4 out of 5 games, including one game where I hit 5 cups in a row and came back to win the game from down 6 cups to 1. I WAS ON FIRE that game literally. IDK who uses those rules, but after I hie ON FIRE, I hit 5 cups in a row.

From the townhouse we were at, we moved to another party and I was clearly drunk. I don't remember much from this point, only from what others told me.

At the house, I was introduced to this girl and apparently I was very charming and smooth in my words and she was loving it, flirting back w/ me. I don't even remember saying anything to her.

We then go to kitchen, everyone and they are taking shots. I HAVE NEVER HAD LIQUOR BEFORE, so of course I declined the offer for a shot. They wouldn't accept NO for an answer. They gave me a glass and filled it and I again was saying how I didn't want the drink, until...

Fuking every girl at the party starts chanting my name and at this point, I fukking have to do it to impress them and all. So I take the shot....what was it, I think Rasberry something. NO IDEA to be honest.

I took this shot like a man, no chaser, no nothing, didn't spit it up, didn't complain, just took the shot and took it like a man.

And that's where everything went down hill. I alrdy had about 7-8 beers, now this shot really fukked me up beyond my standards. 15 minutes after the shot, I was alrdy basically passed out w/ the blond girl I was trying to impress and was flirting w/ a lot sitting on my lap. So basically, just be kool and I will get some from her.

Well that didn't happen, I threw up in bathroom for about 15 minutes shortly later and then passed out again. Girls aren't impressed when you throw up. So I didn't get any this night.

So I was back on couch and was passed out. From what my phones says and some people I have talked to, I called some people and Soprano was one of them. I don't remember any part of this conversation or anyone I talked to. So ask him what I said. I think he might have talked to this girl, no idea.

SOPRANO, WHAT DID I CALL YOU FOR??

Anyway, the group went out to another party then the bar. Meanwhile, I was passed out on couch at about 11 oclock. Fukking pussy. They had a great time and everything.

Then we had to get back to first house and I was carried by friend to taxi and back into house. I was saying random stuff shivering a lot, being cold. Back to house, threw up 1 more time and passed out again.

Woke up w/ HUGE HANGOVER, and I almost never get them. Heard some stories from the night and eventually we went back to Plattsburgh. Got back at around 130 today.

I say again, Beer for before liquor and you've never been sicker

and I proved that theory. We do plan on going back soon, and this time I will either not drink or not as much, so I can finish what I started w/ blond girl....whose name I don't even know.

DO WORK BOYS
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Old 01-24-10, 02:43 PM   #13
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your a f\*g how long u been in college, and u just did your first shot. pussy. smoke some reef, do a shot, slam a beer then call me
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Old 01-24-10, 02:47 PM   #14
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One shot does not get you sick
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Old 01-24-10, 02:51 PM   #15
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Sam you need to come down here to the southeast. At 15 years old I was buying Colt45 (45 ounce bottles back then) by the case (case of malt liquor is 12 count), and we were doing this daily. It was 5 of us so 3 40's a piece each day (they gave us an extra 3 a day for being daily customers). This on top of blunts of course.

When we drank just beer, we funneled it, and if a person threw up he did it in a bucket and then funneled the thrown up beer, in the spirit of not wasting any beer. It was abnormal to not drink at least 24 beers by yourself. Cocaine, meth, and ecstasy started at age 18, when we went to college. By that time though we were all familiar with the USC (south carolina gamecock) scene, the UGA scene, and the Georgia Southern scene.

However Sammy it is good that you are not in this category of severe addicts and lunatics. It leads to overdoses, death, jail, and wasted life. Stick to what you are doing Sammy and you will live a happy life.
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Old 01-24-10, 02:52 PM   #16
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Sammy, you gotta build up your tolerance.. Slow down and pace yourself.. Being good at beerpong is one thing, but banging the blonde is another.. I'm more disappointed you struck out with the girl than i am pleased you were on fire playing beerpong.. Get your standards on track here Sammy.. Next weekend, we want details about the girl Sammy..
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Old 01-24-10, 02:53 PM   #17
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your a f\*g how long u been in college, and u just did your first shot. pussy. smoke some reef, do a shot, slam a beer then call me
LOLOLOLOLOL thats how they roll at siena LOLOLOLOL, gayest post ever
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I remember my first beer.
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Old 01-24-10, 02:56 PM   #19
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It doesnt make sense that you took a shot of "raspberry something" like "a man" That was not even a shot. It was probably 25 proof pucker or something. Get yourself a bottle of Jack and then get back to me.
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and if a person threw up he did it in a bucket and then funneled the thrown up beer, in the spirit of not wasting any beer.
And if a person throws THAT up do they have to drink the funneled puke from the funneled puke? What if they throw THAT up to to they have to drink the result of that? It seems to me like this is a vicious cycle that would just keep repeating itself...
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Old 01-24-10, 03:58 PM   #22
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I know you're young so I'll cut you some slack. The words "drunk" "seven beers" and "raspberry" don't go together. Go get you a bottle of the real stuff & have a few shots. Make sure it's ice cold!!!
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Old 01-24-10, 04:52 PM   #23
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let's see some pics of this girl....and thanks for not calling me
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Old 01-24-10, 05:01 PM   #24
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If serious, this story is hilarious.
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Old 01-24-10, 05:06 PM   #25
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This completely changes my opinion of Sammy. Big pussy move Sam.
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Old 01-24-10, 05:10 PM   #26
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did anybody read this an can tell me what happened in like 9 words or less? i'll try: sammy got drunk, made out with a coupla dudes, then puked.
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Old 01-24-10, 05:10 PM   #27
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You're a good kid Sammy.

Enjoy life to the fullest.
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Old 01-24-10, 05:15 PM   #28
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good for you, best not to drink anyway. See examples of old men in AA, they'll tell you whats up.

but you should enjoy yourself while you can.

best advice anyone can give...EVERYTHING in moderation.
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Old 01-24-10, 05:18 PM   #29
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Sammy puberty is next!
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Old 01-24-10, 05:24 PM   #30
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you the man
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Old 01-24-10, 05:31 PM   #31
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Your about 1200 shots behind me cmon sammy! I used to bang 15 shots a night n not get hungover your a pussy! Now a days 6-7 ****s me up pretty good tho, hang in there.
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Old 01-24-10, 11:35 PM   #32
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Sammy puberty is next!
Then comes first blowjob
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Old 01-24-10, 11:39 PM   #33
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Old 01-24-10, 11:40 PM   #34
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If you start a thread about getting drunk on a shot of scnapps, are you gonna have a parade when you touch for the first time.
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Old 01-24-10, 11:42 PM   #35
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I am sure he already has
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