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  1. 01-24-10 03:29 AM #36
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  2. 01-24-10 03:30 AM #37
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    Well done, don't expect for this to turn into something serious, just bang her like maniac
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  3. 01-24-10 03:42 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Man that must be cool

    I am 42 and would settle for a girl 35

    I am fukkin tired of women like 63 or so that want me to fuk them
    Even you could get laid every week by joining the popular online dating websites.

    You don't appear to have any shame give it a try.
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  4. 01-24-10 04:11 AM #39
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    I am presently 33 soon to be 34. About 3-4 years ago I had a job that required constant travel & I would be out of town weeks or months at a time. For a single man in his late twenties it was awesome, not to mention that I was always in college towns & even spent a month paid on Padre Island for Spring break. Anyway, I was always in hotels or paid condos for about 3 years so I didn't have an apartment, why pay rent on something you would be using 6 weeks out of a year?

    When I would come home, to my hometown whatever, basecamp, I would either shack up a few days with a homie slut, sometimes I would go stay with my parents a few days & relax. To my surprise I come home one weekend from Chapel Hill & my mother has taken in a stray. An 18 year old girl from West Va, dumber than shit & hotter than hell.

    Then she acts disgusted when i fuk the dog*hit out of her!?!?!?!?
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  5. 01-24-10 04:15 AM #40
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    you shoulda asked her permission profit
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  6. 01-24-10 05:39 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo View Post
    Even you could get laid every week by joining the popular online dating websites.

    You don't appear to have any shame give it a try.
    Tried it and never got to 1st base with anyone, as sson as they saw my picture they fukkin flee.
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  7. 01-24-10 11:03 PM #42
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    Capy, how did it go last night?.
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  8. 01-24-10 11:08 PM #43
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    Make sure and bring the yayo, the panties will drop.
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  9. 01-24-10 11:17 PM #44
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    I am 21 and I would never go out with a 42 year old, no offense. Unless the 42 year old is super hott and rich I doubt I would. Plus, I am going to marry my boyfriend
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  10. 01-24-10 11:18 PM #45
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    You can be the ugliest MF in the world with 8 & get more pussy than Brad Pitt
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  11. 01-24-10 11:28 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    Thanks, Bro. My track record is sh-t (barring one ex, who was great and I should have married, but I'm a re-TARD -- oh, and a Turkish ballet dancer but that was never serious), so don't expect much... but I'm gonna give it my best shot. Even if I just can have a little fun, I'll be stoked!

    Peace, Gentlemen... I'll report back.
    Way to go man. Be confident and stay cool you are already half way home.
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  12. 01-24-10 11:31 PM #47
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    Hope your over 32. Dont forget 16 will get you 20
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  13. 01-24-10 11:44 PM #48
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    my girlfriend is 21 and she acts very mature for her age i think
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  14. 01-24-10 11:51 PM #49
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    Show me a mature 21 year old girl & I'll show you 90% winners.
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  15. 01-25-10 12:27 AM #50
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    Zeta, how old are you friend?.
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  16. 01-25-10 12:32 AM #51
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    LOL @ Sledge

    Hope all goes well with her Capy.

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  17. 01-25-10 12:39 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by odusmykal View Post
    Capy, how did it go last night?.
    Shoot, I was hoping everyone would forget about this. LOL

    Thought the date itself went pretty well... started w/ drinks at a swanky bar, hung there for a while, decent conversation... When it got too loud (music got jacked up), took off and hit another place for drinks and some chow... was with her from about 8:30 to 12:30.

    But as usual, at the end, I got nothing but a lame hug with her head turned away from me. Ridiculous. Wasn't necessarily looking for any action yet, just a good vibe, some kind of sign of interest -- but nope, nothing. I think even the hug was a stretch for her. My run of sh-t luck with women is getting pretty epic since my last good thing. (Not that I should have expected much in this particular case given the immense age gap.) Oh well. Back to the drawing board.
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  18. 01-25-10 12:40 AM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsoprano View Post
    LOL @ Sledge

    Hope all goes well with her Capy.

    Soprano!!!! What are you doing back, bro?? Date was last night, but thanks.
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  19. 01-25-10 12:43 AM #54
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    My sentence is up, Tsop is back. lol
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  20. 01-25-10 01:30 AM #55
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    Eh, hang in there Capy. Odds were stacked against you for a good date with a woman half your age. Stick to the woman who are within 7 years of your age and you will have much more success.
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  21. 01-25-10 02:00 AM #56
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    That sucks. Hopefully you get with an ace sometime soon. Forget about this and focus on the next one...

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  22. 01-25-10 02:01 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by odusmykal View Post
    Zeta, how old are you friend?.
    i'm 24 pal
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  23. 01-25-10 02:10 AM #58
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    Best odds: Take your age, divide by 2, add 7. That is your minimum age you should date.
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  24. 01-25-10 05:13 AM #59
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    Cappy if you had coke you might of had a shot, well at least your tried pal.
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  25. 01-25-10 08:14 AM #60
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    Younger girls are somewhat over rated. Spend a 100 dimes on a nice car and take your laundry to the laundry mat. Help the girls with their laundry. If you see any dudes cloths just move on. and your in like flynn.
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  26. 01-25-10 08:41 AM #61
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    I bet you have so much in common with her and can talk for hours.


    Just fukk her and move on guy.
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  27. 01-25-10 08:53 AM #62
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    Well..Im 45 and spent the last 2 years living with a 23 year

    She is drop dead gorgeous and a definite head turner

    Have no doubt in knowing that my standards are high when grading sweetness

    I rented her a room in my house. I played the old live alone routine (wit my 3 doggles) for nearly 3 years before that and loved every minute of it. Everyone told me that I should not live alone though..Then I went overboard and rented to 3 young ladies. Every corner I turned there was one in the house each with it`s own pancake stack of personal problems..Hell thats a story in itself..so heres my 2 cents.

    How to get young ladies in your life:

    be secure in your own life..all girls want is security, money, friendship or a big dick..

    all you want is a piece of ass right?..Maybe a friend to go to Denny`s with?..Never play the possesive boyfriend type..you can never have that kind of relationship..dont be jealous..If she wants to go out with a guy..be there to open the car door and ask her if she needs anything..90% of girls just want attention..help her with school, ask her if shes eaten and be there to talk to her when she needs a voice


    Be cool..get high with them..most do..its either alcohol..weed..pills..or sadly...blow

    I would lust after xxxxxxxx for weeks..but never made a move..then one night after 5 shots of yager and patron and a few bong hits..she jumped all over me and asked me" Do you want to have sex?"..it was a shock..I did not expect it, I had even beaten off hours before..we did..it was good

    anyway..to make a long story short one night she stayed out all night..I got so pissed I asked her to leave..she did a week later although it killed me..I should just have gone to bed and not gave a fuk..instead of playing the possesive roll..theres always tomorrow..except in this case..not for her and I, I dont think


    I have since met another and now am seasoned in this game. Attention, attention, attention..thats all they want..It also helps that 80% of guys are ass holes and theres a trillion woman out there looking for love
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