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  1. 06-07-07 09:59 AM #1
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    Default Wow -- I cannot believe this

    I have been losing everything lately. I could not even win betting heavy favorites.

    Well, I finally got a break last night with a win on the Nationals (and yeah, they almost blew it).

    So anyway, I had drank a beer or two or 10, and proceeded with my usual folly of heading into the Greek casino with my winnings (about $200).

    Well, I ended up playing for a couple of hours and went to bed. I woke up this morning with a feeling that I had done ok, but I wasn't sure exactly how ok.

    To my surprise I had turned that $200 into over $2000!

    Maybe I should get drunk more often....
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  2. 06-07-07 10:10 AM #2
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    Always glad to hear people being productive while Shit-Faced.

    In honor of you, I may get butt wasted tonight and try my luck at the Pai Gow tables.
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  3. 06-07-07 10:18 AM #3
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    You should really always get messed up in some way before any kind of gambling, IMO. Coke, smoke, blow, crack, ice, crank, buds, reefer, blues, greenies, K, E, X, joy, dope, smack, uppers, ludes, horse, shrooms, whatever you got, but something. Even robitussin is better than nothing. Sometimes all I can get my hands on is a few rolling rocks. But if you're going to even attempt any kind of accurate assessment of edge, you need to get wasted first, IMO.
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  4. 06-07-07 10:24 AM #4
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    before the ancient greeks make any important decision, they first take a vote then they vote again when they're wasted. they'll act on their decision only if both votes pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganchrow HG View Post
    You should really always get messed up in some way before any kind of gambling, IMO. Coke, smoke, blow, crack, ice, crank, buds, reefer, blues, greenies, K, E, X, joy, dope, smack, uppers, ludes, horse, shrooms, whatever you got, but something. Even robitussin is better than nothing. Sometimes all I can get my hands on is a few rolling rocks. But if you're going to even attempt any kind of accurate assessment of edge, you need to get wasted first, IMO.
    The best routine I've found is:

    1.Wake up
    2.Do drugs all day (If you're just a newbie at the "crack and whack" (the bookie) system, I'd suggest maybe starting out with mellow high, maybe smoke a half zip of shish for breakfast and lunch (kill two birds with one stone; as you will see, this system is all about production). As you're falling asleep, reach into your goody bag and start blowing lines like Pryor. Nobody likes to be Clark Kent when they can be Superman. As you are coming down and getting depressed, just keep doing more. The great thing about this is that on the following day, you can skip step #1, since you never went to sleep!
    3.Phone in wagers throughout the day as you see those eye popping stats on ESPN's bottom line. Get out of my face, Statfox! All a real "crack and whack" capper needs is the bottom line! (get it? a pun)
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  6. 06-07-07 11:08 AM #6
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    Belly laughs galore in this thread.

    Cheers, gentlemen. My "drug" of choice is below.







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    Quote Originally Posted by EBone View Post
    Belly laughs galore in this thread.

    Cheers, gentlemen. My "drug" of choice is below.







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    second that...because it is never in short supply...except i forgot to buy liquor on sat night before the memorial weekend...i had to stay dry for two days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ms61853 View Post
    I have been losing everything lately. I could not even win betting heavy favorites.

    Well, I finally got a break last night with a win on the Nationals (and yeah, they almost blew it).
    If you are betting on the Nationals, then maybe that's your problem right there!
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  9. 06-08-07 08:30 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by picoman View Post
    before the ancient greeks make any important decision, they first take a vote then they vote again when they're wasted. they'll act on their decision only if both votes pass.
    is that true?
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