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Old 01-16-10, 12:02 AM   #1
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a few hours ago i recieved this email from patty venditto. he told me that he was having trouble logging into his SBR account and requested that i post this in players talk. original message to follow:



Fischnasty,

Over the past several days, I have had difficulty logging into my account at SBRForum. My password has not been working with my account. I believe CrazyLou is behind this, in a pitiful attempt to blackball me from Players Talk. I am attempting to resolve this isssue and have been in contact with SBR John directly. In the meantime, I am sending this message to you in the hopes that you will post it in Players Talk in order to clear my name.

A few days ago, a person posting under the handle "UntilTheNDofTimE" contacted me regarding an ******************* of monies. The deal was that he would wire me 200 USD via PayPal and I would subsequently transfer 200 USD to his FullTilt pokker (sic) account.

Next, UntilTheNDofTimE transferred me the $200 with PayPal succesfully. At or around this time, however, I had just learned of the recent tragedy that befell the nation of Haiti (the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere).

As you know, Fischnasty, Lady Luck has been less than kind to me over the last few months. I have seen first hand what a gambling addiction can do to a man, his family and his other personal relationships. I have successfully exited the world of gambling in order to better myself as a brother, son and member of the human race. I hope one day you too can do the same.

My next move was one about which I thought long and hard. While I do not know UntilTheNDofTimE very well, I know he is headed in a bad direction and if he continues to gamble he will regret it. Maybe not today; maybe not tomorrow; but soon--and for the rest of his life. So I took the $200 he sent me and donated it to one of the many relief efforts provided to the Haitian people by Good Christians such as myself.

Please inform UntilTheNDofTimE that a reciept in his name for said donation is currently being processed and I will send it via electronic mail to him at my soonest opportunity. I also realize that he may be angry with me regarding my decision, but I know that in time he will learn that what I did was best for not only him but humanity in general. Thank you in advance for posting this message in the Players Talk Forum.

Cordially Yours,
Patrick T. Venditto, Esq.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:06 AM   #2
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I have a tear in my eye...
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Old 01-16-10, 12:07 AM   #3
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He's like Robin Hood.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:07 AM   #4
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Props to patty if this is true, the haitians are going thru hell right now.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:08 AM   #5
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bahahahaha, simply awesome
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Old 01-16-10, 12:10 AM   #6
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if anyone believes this crap...seek help
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Old 01-16-10, 12:11 AM   #7
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Good Job Venditto. Keep up the good work.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:12 AM   #8
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Patty is a stand up guy.
UTEOT, that was kind of you to donate to Haiti
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Old 01-16-10, 12:14 AM   #9
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We need Wal to send Patty some flowers. He is a hero!
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Old 01-16-10, 12:15 AM   #10
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Props to patty if this is true, the haitians are going thru hell right now.

you've gone soft pecos. I would expect you to do a line of blow off a dead Haitian baby carcass
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Old 01-16-10, 12:28 AM   #11
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post of the yr! hahahah
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Old 01-16-10, 12:30 AM   #12
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Patty, call me please. 416 line
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Old 01-16-10, 12:33 AM   #13
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reet
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Old 01-16-10, 12:36 AM   #14
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Props to patty if this is true, the haitians are going thru hell right now.
The Haitians are always going through hell.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:37 AM   #15
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LOL. Parts of that letter are so damn eloquent.

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This!
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Old 01-16-10, 12:41 AM   #16
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LOL. Parts of that letter are so damn eloquent.
indeed. possibly a little too eloquent. word on the street is that patty hired one of those public affairs firms (allegedly the same one that a-rod hired amidst steroid allegations) and they in fact wrote this for him.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:43 AM   #17
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I guess it's cool to joke about a guy getting stiffed $200.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:44 AM   #18
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what a croc of shit
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Old 01-16-10, 12:44 AM   #19
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patty u fukkk pay UTEOT his money. u fukkin stiff
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Old 01-16-10, 12:44 AM   #20
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indeed. possibly a little too eloquent. word on the street is that patty hired one of those public affairs firms (allegedly the same one that a-rod hired amidst steroid allegations) and they in fact wrote this for him.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:45 AM   #21
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patty u fukkin ask the guy if he wants to donate to HAITI before he fukkin lends u the money u barreled in FUKK. U DONT tell him after the fact
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Old 01-16-10, 12:48 AM   #22
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I guess it's cool to joke about a guy getting stiffed $200.
Not sure if you're referring specifically to me but either way, laughing at this letter doesn't mean I don't think what Pat did is wrong. Although I admit it's poor taste to laugh at UTEOT's expense. I apologize for that UTEOT.
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Old 01-16-10, 12:50 AM   #23
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thread of the year
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Old 01-16-10, 12:54 AM   #24
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Holy shit we have the post of the year already
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Old 01-16-10, 12:54 AM   #25
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Wait till Untiltheend oftime sees this
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Old 01-16-10, 12:56 AM   #26
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Old 01-16-10, 01:03 AM   #27
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I fixed it for Patty ...probably to long for most to read.

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a few hours ago i recieved this email from patty venditto. he told me that he was having trouble logging into his SBR account and requested that i post this in players talk. original message to follow:

Fischnasty,

Over the past several days, I have had difficulty logging into my account at SBRForum. My password was long forgotten, not wanting to face UTEOT. I know I'm behind this, in a pitiful attempt to save face in Players Talk. I am attempting to resolve this isssue and have been chasing none stop since. In the meantime, I jacked three 7-11's,two funeral homes and a partridge in a pear tree. I'm sending this message to you in the hopes that you will post it in Players Talk. I know I'm showing my true degenerate tendencies and hope the numbers on the fortune cookie I stole from the Chinese restaurant helps me hit the lottery to pay my debt to UTOET and many others.

Next, UntilTheNDofTimE transferred me the $200 with PayPal succesfully. At or around this time, however, I had just learned of the recent tragedy that befell the nation of Haiti. I thought to myself (Patty we can loose this on a bet at 5 Dimes and claim we donated to Haiti)

As you know, Fischnasty, Lady Luck has been less than kind to me over the last few months. I have seen first hand what a gambling addiction can do to a man, his family and his other personal relationships. I have successfully hid the world of gambling from my family and other personal relationships in the last few weeks. In order to continue my addiction at all costs.

My next move was one about which I thought long and hard. Should I take the fav or the dog? Home or away? Ov or Und? While I do not know UntilTheNDofTimE very well, I know it wouldn't matter if he was my mother,father or brother. I will screw them all the same.Action is all I care about. If I don't continue to gamble I will regret it. Maybe not today; maybe not tomorrow; but soon-proabably the next 5 minutes. So I took the $200 he sent me and lost it on the first bet I saw on the board.

Please inform UntilTheNDofTimE that he is SH!T OUTTA LUCK. I sent him an IOU. (A piece of toilet paper I wiped my ass with) I will send it via snail mail to him at my soonest opportunity. I also realize that he may be angry with me regarding my decision, but I know that in time he will get over it (or not I don't care). Thank you in advance for posting this message in the Players Talk Forum.

Cordially Yours,
Patrick T. Venditto,Capt. Douchebag.
Best of luck collecting UTOET. I hope your bank stopped the transfer. I haven't read enough to know.
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Old 01-16-10, 01:06 AM   #28
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lol, he wrote you a book
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Old 01-16-10, 01:08 AM   #29
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great editing shady
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great editing shady
Thanks, I hoped a couple people would read it. Kind of long. My 1st attempt at real humor on SBR.
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Old 01-16-10, 01:23 AM   #31
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Bull shit..fuk off thief
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Old 01-16-10, 02:25 AM   #32
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Unreal. Did he really this forum would say "awwww well it was for a good cause, well done". Get the fuk outta here with that riff raff.

The guy tried to steal the 200 bucks, period. A 24 yr old is in no position to decide what to do with someone else's money. God damn
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Old 01-16-10, 02:28 AM   #33
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just....WOW
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Old 01-16-10, 02:57 AM   #34
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Am I thick? Is this letter from Ven a joke...If not, some of you's have absolutely lost it, giving this guy props for having the lowlife audacity to pull this selfish save the world, screw your neighbors type of stunt that is driving this country into the toilet.
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Old 01-16-10, 03:06 AM   #35
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What a piece of shit liar. Venditto is also not a lawyer and signed it esquire. What a low life. This is stealing, it doesn't matter if he donated the money (he didn't).

Hope you stopped that payment untiltheend...venditto needs to stop making up bs excuses for why he is a coward and not getting on the forum. This is also really none of the forums business to begin with so he need not post this ridiculous statement. We should start a fund to hunt this guy down and ruin him.
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